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Byr sighed at the both of them, "Okay okay no swimming. I can't fly either so... I dunno. Do you have any suggestions Trace?" he looked at the little fallen angel tucked away in Ferros's arms.

"Something all three of us might enjoy?" a smirk followed.

The food fight was dying down before it had even really taken shape. Jezebel flopped back down onto the table, sitting there sullenly and flicking jello cubes at any hapless victims who passed her. She considered leaving out of sheer boredom, but when she saw the other fallen angel in a big metal boil's arms, her interest was temporarily peaked. He was lost in conversation with two other boils, and she wasn't about to bust in on them when she was already in a foul mood.

So instead, she flicked a jello cube at Tracey's head. That was the mature way to get someone's attention.

Dis shrugged. "I was trying to play with Grumpy Greenie Gramps and they started the name calling. I've simply gone with it. Unlike adults, children are a bit harder to explain one's... tastes." A few steps towards Ryan and- "Speaking of which you look a little vanilla, but I am sure we can enhance your flavor a bit can't we?" Red eyes flicked to his outfit.
"Maybe see how you taste with something a bit redder and richer hrm?" Fangs flashed in his smile as Dis began to now invade Ryan's space.

As the cube pinged off Tracey's head he made a sound of dramatic pain. It hadn't hurt, but people throwing things was utterly barbaric!

"Throwing food is very rude miss!" he called back "That could have gotten in my hair!"

Clerise grinned, sharp and fierce, eyes glimmering with amusement as Roar rubbed against her, purring like some overgrown gargoyle.

"I have no ******** idea what that means, unless you mean the monkey, guy," she replied, but continued to scritch around his spines, laughing as his teeth ran across her jaw.

"Woah! Careful!" Clerise held a hand up to protect her face-- well more specifically her EYE she didn't want an eyepatch!-- but the grin stayed.

"Amazon, is that my name?" She tilted her head a little, running a finger along Roar's jaw-- but then Nona was talking-- and the redhead was, admittedly, a little...distracted by all that...jiggling.

Clerise beckoned to her. Oh man, she was about to make a match made in Heaven. In Deus. Whatever. "Nooonaa~ Come here and say hello!"

"OhhhhHh," Syntax said, solemn, blinking his green eyes up at the stranger.

"Suhh vuhh enn sill, seVeennN StiIlLl, sMmencIill!~" the construct declared, prideful in his assessment, bowing the same to the other weapon.

"The QUuaurters! ShariNngG shells, Linkkshells, roooot acceSS. Do YouU have, a tree house? get root?" He bypassed the hand in favour of touching Svensyl's wing, letting out a low string of beep boops, clearly in utter awe.

They were. So. Shiny.

The Howler continued to purr, hands sliding around the large red head with a pleased keening noise. "I been wantin' to do this since Scarentines, babe, how 'bout we go someplace more... private? Unless you wanna right there on the table, wouldn't be opposed-"

Out in the hallway, Jerry glanced to Jordan with a harassed, and still wet expression. He hadn't fully dried out after Roar's welcome. "I'm... I'm fine I just don't know what I'm going to do about him! He won't LISTEN!" The man gave a frustrated groan, shaking his head before meekly peering through the window on the cafeteria door. "Oh for cryin' out loud.... I'll.. be right back- we might need Ferros's help-" He straightened his jumpsuit, swept his toilet-water soaked hair back and stormed into the cafeteria.

"ROARSHACK! That is ENOUGH of that!" The Sun Hunter's face was red, expression trembling the closer he got to the cluster of weapons.

"Enough a' what?" Roar glanced up from where he had lowered his head to nuzzle against Clerise's ample bosom, his tail wagging cluelessly. "I thought I told you to wait in the hallway." He barked.

"I'm going to count to three," Jerry announced, standing his ground firm as Roar untangled himself from his prey, stalking to his human with a look of amusement.

"Or what?"

"One."

Roar snorted, eyeballing Nona now. "Wouldn't mind some tail feathers too, she can come." His massive clawed hand slipped behind the Red-Headed human to give her a playful pinch.

"Two." Jerry's eyes narrowed.

Roar turned back to him again, a fist raised, "I'll two you-"

"Three." Jerry hit the OFF button on his gauntlet, and the Golem sagged, the green light dimming in his eyes as he slumped to the floor.

"There. Let's see if a time ou-" Jerry's look of victory was cut short. His eyes unfocused, his mouth hanging open for just a moment before his brain seemed to expload with a screaming howl, his hands rising up to his ears but it was no use. "S-s-" He gasped, knowing full well the only thing that would stop the sound as he sagged to his own knees and quickly hit the on button again.

The Golem lurched to his clawed feet again, still howling wildly.

He cut it off with a snarl, "HOW DARE YOU! You do that again I'll see they DEMOTE YOU PERMANENTLY for CRAZINESS," He snapped, grabbing Jerry by the jumpsuit to haul him back up to his feet.

All in all, it had not turned out as well as Jerry had planned.