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Baneful
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 7:38 pm




Rep had never been camping in his life and it very rapidly showed. His approach to the tent was to take every single piece out of the bag and the canvas with his spare hand, before staunchly getting down to helping. He was resigned to the fact that the quicker the damn thing went up, the less time he had to spend relying on a woman to help build something. Which in his mind, they were notoriously awful at.

It didn't help that when it came to manual dexterity without hope of any real reward, he had all the attention span of a goldfish. He would pick up a tent pole, attempt to shove it often forcefully into the material, find it didn't want to budge, abandon it and go hazard his luck at some other localised area of destruction. "I don't think this tent has all the ******** bits." He muttered irritably. "Maybe its like ikea where they only give you half the ******** screws and no allen key."

At least the busy work seemed to brighten him up from his utterly dismal mood prior, his mood swings practically whiplash at times. "I had that ******** happen to me once right, I was like building a table and they'd given me bits from a ******** chair and s**t." A tent pin got thrown aside, what the hell were they for anyway?

"So I says to the guy "Whit the ******** man?" and got all like ********' up in his s**t and I must have spooked the b*****d cause I got the right table AND a free ******** chair. It was awesome. I'm a ******** ikea legend right?"

He paused and frowned, giving her a glare for her own apparent degree of competence in putting together the tent. "This must be one of they tents they make specially for women to put up. Cause I haven't got a ******** clue."

It was probably a good thing that he was only really capable of wholeheartedly focusing on one thing at a time, or he might have actually noticed that the background noises he was putting down to the jungle itself were an unfolding argument that might have resulted in some tent rods being thrown like javelins in the direction of Sasha.


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 8:19 pm


"Don't act like it's professional reasons that keep you out of it, like you weighed his life on some goddamn scale. Like you're killing him for any other reason than your own ******** whims, and like I'm supposed to be okay with it. And yeah. I think you've got the doctor the same way you've got everyone else. You're a trainee. You shouldn't have his life in your hands. You shouldn't be getting off on it, you think you're so smart but you can't help being smug. I've seen it. Seen you-" His grip slacked. He felt suddenly sick. Why was he talking to the thing in front of him? He didn't have anything it wanted. Not money, not goods.

Bad guys, he understood.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 8:45 pm


"Oh, yes. I'm the one killing him. He's not the one killing himself, Harrison, with each and every foul word that comes out of his mouth, with each bad judgement call that he makes. Oh, no, it's not Rep's fault that he got himself into this predicament. By the way you're acting you'd think that it was me who smashed that little old lady into smithereens, the one who turned on my team. It's like you aren't holding him accountable for the mistakes he's made. The mistakes he continues to make every day. I read the Twitter. I've seen how he acts, how he treats people."

Sasha shook her head. Her eyes were icy. Her grip did not loosen.

"I'm the bad guy now. I'm the one who's killing Rep. Not him. Oh, gosh, that would just be.. that would be a little too much to ask, wouldn't it? So when I'm put in a position where Rep needs something from me - and he approaches acting like the.. the.. the douchebag that he is? Holding my flute over my head like I'm a good little dog who just needs to roll over and submit? Instead of approaching me like someone who's worth at least a little respect? I don't care if he doesn't like me, and I don't care if you don't like me either. Nothing I say to you is going to make you understand. Nothing is going to make Rep stop playing the victim, to make him man up and take some accountability for what he's done - and continues to do."

She gave up her hold on his hand, letting her fingers fall limp.

"It really doesn't matter in the end, does it? My reasons for doing what I do. Nothing I say - aside from 'Sure, Harrison, Rep can have the runics' - is going to make you happy. Well, guess what? Until he and I can sit down and have a conversation about what happened between us? A decent, respectful talk? Rep isn't getting anything from me."

Sasha pointed to the tent with her free hand.

"So can we stop with the temper tantrums and stomping and rock-punching and set this tent up so that we don't die out here tonight?"
PostPosted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 9:03 pm


The pale-haired girl look up at her unexpected companion as he mumbled something, at first assuming he was talking to himself. When Rep continued, deciding instead to unravel a story about a time she assumed to be before that at Deus, the death trainee paused what she was doing, tilting her head fully to give him a second look before returning to the structure poles and canvas. Still, despite her continued work (and his a bit sporadic assistance,) she gave him her mostly-undivided attention, surprised and a bit confused by this sudden change. Perhaps he just wanted to fill the silence; she was used to people feeling the need to talk, her own reluctance to making the majority of people she met uncomfortable. She found the alternative, that he was warming up to her, to be confusing, although not an altogether disagreeable one. Just odd. Especially considering his male chauvinist attitude. And her own overall dislikeable one.

Giving him a scolding look as he tossed one of the tent pins away, Petra stretched a little to reach it, hooking it in a loop in the canvas before pushing it into the moist ground. "You are an intimidating individual," she agreed in a neutral tone when he came to a breaking point, the comment seeming to come with the understanding that this counted towards everyone excluding herself. Running her fingers over the ground to search for rocks and tree roots which might make sleeping uncomfortable, she continued in the same tone despite the glare, this time not even phased by his 'woman' comment. Perhaps it was because he had saved her from the pit. Or maybe she was too busy focusing her rage on the jungle itself to spare any for him. Or maybe she was beginning to like him. It was really hard to tell with her. "It is entirely possible. As we arrived late, our tent may in fact be designed for women, our peers having obtained those designed to comfortably shelter a male's larger stature."

Sitting up again, she brushed the dirt off her hand on her tank top, looking a tinge more irritated when it didn't do much good. Her clothing was already dirty. "It should be suitable enough for one," she added, reassuring him.

By this time, by their combined efforts (and a few pointed looks at Rep when she needed his help,) the tent was nearly complete. Well, sort of. Part of it looked a little upside down, and the back half was a little shorter than the front... tilting her head almost ninety degrees to one side, Petra furrowed her brow a bit, scowling as she tried to figure out what went wrong.

"Your accent is unusual," she prompted after a moment, lifting her eyes for a second to glance up at him, offering him another road for his conversation.


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 9:50 pm


"I know how he treats me," Harrison said, almost to himself, turning towards the sorry attempt at a tent.

"He's saved my life a dozen ******** times- fished me off a chunk of ice in Antarctica, watched over me when I was knocked out, dragged me out of that mirror room even when I was crazy and trying to kill him. Mows through swarms of enemies, long as he has someone to keep the short-range off his back. ...He's made for his division. He was trying to do his job."

He didn't pick up anything, didn't try to put it together again.

"Twitter. Name-calling." he mimicked. "If it was professional, they'd see more than that."
PostPosted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 9:52 pm




Rep took the comment about him being an intimidating individual as an absolute compliment, puffing up self importantly as he nodded his agreement, his attention - probably fortunately - diverted from the task at hand. "Of course I ******** am."

Continuing to agree with him only seemed to soothe his ego further as he nodded. "And aye. Bet those bastards took the good tents and we are stuck with the wee woman one. I'll just have to make do with it I guess, you can be on snake watch. " It was mostly said in jest, when it came down to it, Rep didn't think he'd be able to sleep at all regardless of where he ended up, in the tent or out. He hadn't slept comfortably on his own for a while and generally refused to sleep near potential saboteurs.

His help was sporadic and distractable but the tent finally went up, Rep at the very least trained to know when a pointed look meant there was probably something he should be doing. He grinned at it like a kid who had built a really great blanket fort. To him it didn't matter that some of it looked askance to say the least, what mattered was that from some sticks and canvas, creation had happened.

"No ********' bad man. You should be glad I'm here, wouldn't have been able to do it without me." he smirked, stretching decadently, only for the smirk to flicker in pain as he flinched and reminded himself that no, you didn't stretch after tumbling head first through a jungle.

Trying to save a little dignity, he tried to pass off the flinch as a lazy gesture and ran a hand through his humidity sodden red hair and raised a brow at her. "Could say the same thing you know? But aye, it probably is I guess. I'm from Glasgow. Scotland. The accent's a pain in the arse but people can get used to it or they can ******** off is my attitude."

There was less of his usual vindictiveness and almost a cheeky edge as he added "Where are you from? Besides the kitchen?"


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 10:02 pm


"I know how he treats me too. Like s**t."

She stared down at the tent before shrugging.

"Doesn't matter. I've never had a real issue with him before he tripped me. I was happy to leave him alone as long as the favor was returned."

Sasha shook her head down at the tattered mess that was their tent.

"Truth of the matter is, I'm willing to sit down and have a real conversation with him, and that should mean something. To you, to him. It means something to me."
PostPosted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 10:14 pm


"Talk's never meant much to me. If you're saying he's got a chance, that means something."

He stared with her at the mess.

"I don't know how to put a ******** tent together."

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 10:27 pm


"Maybe if I ask Jerry real nice, he'll come help. I think something might be broken, but I'm not sure."

Sasha rubbed her forehead with her free hand.

"I have a serious headache, too."
PostPosted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 11:04 pm


Petra quirked an eyebrow at the word 'wee,' sitting back on her haunches for a second to give him a skeptical look, as if not quite believing that anyone would ever use that word. There was, however, the slightest tinge of amusement lacing the corner of her eyes, one accompanied by a subtle, tolerant eyeroll as he began fluffing up bigger than a peacock. She was, however, careful to hide the little smile that threatened to curl the corners of her lips as he uttered the words 'snake watch,' making sure to check the security of the pins holding the tent to the soft, supple dirt, her hair sliding along her jaw to act as a veil. Only when she was done did she move to stand, once again quirking an eyebrow at him, this time at his proud little grin.

She had absolutely no idea where Glasgow was in Scotland, but she was beginning to get the feeling that he'd never pitched a tent before. From his story, however, (as well as his rather impressive physique,) she had gathered that he at least had a little experience working with his hands, the pride he took in its completion, however dissatisfying to the perfectionist in her, apparent.

Completely misunderstanding the meaning behind his comment on her accent being strange to him, Petra gave the redheaded hunter a definitive stare, reaching to grab her pack off the ground and offering him a bottle of water (since he probably wasn't about to drink after her.) "Unlikely. I purposely suppress it. Compounded with my inexpressive tone it would be nearly impossible to assert any sort of accent."

Gracefully ignoring his wince, if only because she felt the slightest bit of guilt for being its cause, the death trainee paused for half a second as he asked her where she was from, a flicker of something more on her expression: a memory, or maybe just a feeling, hovering on the edge of her consciousness, from a time when she was


'weak'

younger. Reaching her free hand to jerk the tent canvas where it had bunched in the back, she grunted a little as she attempted to keep her balance, using Rep's weight a bit so she didn't fall and crush the entire tent. It was, of course, merely an excuse not to look at him: her own attempt to save face.

"Robert and I grew up on a horse ranch in a no-where town south of hicksville."

This response was odd in the fact that she didn't seem at all like the country type. Black tanktop, angular haircut... there was a hard edge about her, something that seemed less organic and more mechanical. Except for right at that moment. There still wasn't an accent, nothing to betray the southern roots she claimed, but as she spoke there was something... sweeter about her tone, something more human than she had been portraying. Like she was remembering a dream.

"We used to camp all the time, by the creek, out in the woods..." Drifting off for a second, she made an odd face as she discovered an extra piece, clearly baffled as to where it was supposed to go, "Though our tents weren't as sophisticated as these."


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2012 12:29 am


Soon a nice fire was crackling cheerfully in the center of the clearing, along with a large set of logs to act as seats around it. Killzone began cracking open coolers full of hot dogs and fixings, s'mores supplies, pans of jiffy pop, icy cans of soda and water. None of this was even remotely nutritious, and back at the facility, Leon was likely running laps to make up for all the saturated fat his comrades were about to consume.

Killzone held a long stick with a marshmallow on it over the fire.

Beside him, only four more roasting sticks remained.

"You guys get yourselves comfortable and grab some ******** grub. Once you bitches are all settled, I'll bring out my special speaking stick."



the ooc


Once you're done with your tent, each pair can sit down and start roasting their delicious junk food. Team work it still required though, and food can definitely burn to a crisp, or fall into the dirt, or drop into the fire, especially if their partner isn't being cooperative. So for every attempt at roasting some food, each teammate needs to roll for success!

PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2012 12:53 am




Rep found it surprisingly difficult to read Petra. It was unsettling for him, he relied so much on the subtle nuances of posture and expression to get a handle on other people, he was as a rule, deeply interested in them - simply for all the wrong reasons. You had to learn to read people to tell when you'd really found the nerve that would make them explode. Her subtle evasiveness was a challenge and even through his seemingly flippant and casual little comments, he never wavered in his curiosity. She had an air of control around her, from words to motions - it reminded him in some ways of Jordan, his well practiced walls, only she seemed to make no effort to be what others wished her to be, simply to leave all the world guessing.

"Lack of accent is an accent to me." he said with a smirk, musing. "And aye, its like someone with something to hide. Like a newsreader." He found himself very much wondering what her reasons could be for such an impermeable wall of control. "I couldn't stop my accent if I wanted to. So I stopped even trying. Its like trying to fight red hair. I wasn't gonna win in the end."

Again, despite his usual hostility he listened with interest to her brief summary of her history, partially out of genuine curiosity, partially for further ammo if needed - at least so he told himself. Double bladed interest. "Horses are pretty ********' cool." In his head, horses were massive war steeds ridden by knights and various badasses, so like many things, they got filed under positives. "All that s**t sounds pretty awesome. Where I grew up it was too shitty even for the rats to survive long, and I never got to camp out. Unless couch surfing counts as I dunno. Some sort of really ******** scadgey camping. Pretty ******** cool I get to do it now at least."

Killzone speaking up made him look over his shoulder, and the sight of food was all he needed to completely hold his distraction. He shot Petra a hurried glance before returning his attention to what had to be cans of soda. "Look look."

It wasn't long before he was up and wandering towards the food, fully intent on dragging Petra with him - if he had to.


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2012 1:56 am


She gave him a curious look for his rather-insightful logic, mildly impressed and a hint thoughtful at that comment. That look, however, quickly turned sour at his not-quite accusation; narrowing her eyes a little, the ice came back to her stare, suddenly reproachful. Whatever ground he had made was lost in that instant, the death trainee's guard instantly thrown back up, as if she hadn't realized she had left herself so vulnerable. Mentally, Petra cursed herself for it, scolding her lack of attentiveness. She'd known right from the beginning, from that first chauvinistic comment that he had the uncanny ability to get under her skin. She should have taken precautions, but whether it was the jungle which had threatened to kill them painfully at every step or her guilt over scaring the s**t out of him with that snake or the fact that he'd pulled her out of a ditch or maybe that she was just intrigued by how much of an a*****e he pretended to be, she had ignored it. And now he thought she had something to hide.

Had she actually been as intelligent as she pretended to be, Petra would have realized that her hostility, in itself, was likely suspicious. Luckily, however, Rep had seemingly moved on, and the girl relaxed marginally again, her expression smoothing over.

"Glasgow was a city, then?" It made sense why he seemed somewhat lost with the tent. His mention of the phrase 'couch surfing,' however, brought a distinct focus to her attention, an inquisitive look once again resurfacing. She could be wrong; it could have been nothing. But the beginnings of a theory about Rep were starting to form, insight into his person like trying to direct your way through a fog. She wasn't quite sure if what she was seeing was a path in the woods, or a well-disguised cliff on the other side of some brush. Still a little wary, she continued, not quite as nonchalant as her first question. "Our experiences appear poetically analogous, in a way. Opposite ends of the spectrum with ultimately a single purpose: survival."

Had his life been hard? This self-serving exterior a means of self preservation? It must have been, in some way; they were all hunters for a reason, in the end.

Killzone's voice brought her from her reverie, her attention drifting just as readily as Rep's had to the campfire he had begun to roast marshmallows around, the smell of burning sugar wafting through the air towards them. Flicking her eyes to the redheaded's as he glanced at her, she gave him another one of those indulgent looks, the large brute reminding her again of Robert. She had to admit though... all that almost-dying had made her exceptionally hungry. Following close behind, Petra let Rep choose where he wanted to sit, seating herself only after she'd grabbed a few hot dogs, giving him a questioning look as if to ask what he wanted to put on their spit.

She'd long since given up the idea Killzone was going to let them go. They were going to have to share everything, she felt quite certain. There was, however, one thought which had just drifted serendipitously into her mind...

"May we bathe?" she asked the Mr. T look-alike, not quite sure whether or not a 'yes' would please her. On one hand, she was sure Rep would not at all be happy with that idea. On the other hand, she was muddy and sticky and hot and sweaty and covered in leaves. Even if it was just taking some time to splash water on her face, wash her hands, drunk her head in a ******** stream, it might be worth it.


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2012 3:40 am


Killzone beamed at Petra, "You ******** are really bringing down the personal barriers! There's a nice little lagoon further down the trail if you two want to cleanse yourselves." He paused a moment and then informed all the campers, "I dug a latrine for you all to use, it's behind the tree bearing the Symbol of Power." In the distance, a cheerful tie-dyed flag bearing a dolphin waved merrily to those feeling the call of nature.



the ooc


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2012 5:33 am


"Sure thing" Jason said as he flattened out the base of their tent. While he had never set up a tent either, he had the general idea of what to do. It was something he could handle; the poles had to be threaded through the canvas, and set up properly so they would not fall over. There was nothing to be afraid about, and his partner was quite cheerful, so he was calm and confident. He directed Jerry when he could, encouraging the other and assisting until they had a perfectly set up tent. The moon hutner couldn't help but smile at their handiwork. "This looks great" he complimented.

At this point, Killzone had appeared with the food. He had not realized just how hungry he was before. "Shall we get something to eat?"

His happy mood was soon dampered when he realized that not only would they have to bathe together, they would have to...

...he was just gonna hold it.

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(owo)b TIME FOR SMORES, Jason will share with his new buddy
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