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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 7:34 pm
Jeremy was pracitcally hyperventilating.
It was that test all over again. The things that wouldn't die. The things that kept coming at them even if you shot or beat them. The thing had a <******** knife through it's head and it was still moving. It was still moving. The whole 'Fight the Evils!' task suddenly seemed very, very pointless. The things in the training had been a test, this...this was real. How could they fight something that could take a knife to the brain and still move?!
"DON'T--" Jeremy squawked out when the hunchback took the golem's wrist, only to...put a fish egg in it? Again, not to sound like a broken record: "<********>" And it was still intent on giving over the fish?! Apparently every attempt to keep the lingo in check was out the window in light of recent circumstances; deep down he hoped he'd been talking too fast for it to be caught by the natives. Even Elsie was stunned to silence, thankgod!
...Oh hey, Quasimodo fell down! Maybe...Maybe it was....No, it was still moving. It should have been dead by now! The Fish egg was clenched tightly in the golem's clawed hand, and the hyperventilating twisted into a remarkably queasy bout of nausea.
"....I'mgoingtobesick." The 'Demoness' groaned low, free claw coming up to cover her mouth. He had survived the island, he'd been okay during training and hell...he could watch the goriest of gory movies! But this? This was too much too soon.
He needed a moment.
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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 7:35 pm
Table flipping. Table flipping and yelling. Kashiyoru frowned and continued to pass this booth of chaos, until his eye caught something. He paused and stared at it. That couch. It was calling out to him from just beyond that flipped table and Kashi wasn't about to ignore it. He slipped passed the chit-chatters and some ranting student and slowly eased himself onto the edge of the couch. He let out a sigh of relief and flopped onto his side.
"Oh couch, where have you been all day?" He halfheartedly attempted a flirty tone to the piece of furniture.
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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 7:38 pm
And then the fuses reached their end. BOOM.An array of colorful fireworks punctuated by a splatter of fish egg entrails erupted from the Golem's hand. As well as Christof's coat pocket where the Aurora had been tucked for safe keeping.
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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 7:42 pm
When none came forth for Mandy to aim her rage at she found herself off balance, all those threats and no followthrough. How embarrassing. This thought merely refined the rage she had towards this unknown perpetrator but until they found them she must push it aside, unfocused rage did no one any good.
But she'd get them, one day.
The observant may have noticed Mandy quickly swipe something that had fallen on the couch and stuff it in her pants pocket. Her only clue to the identity of that-
WOW WOW DID SOMEONE SAY KNIFE TO HEAD CRAP.
Those where Mandys knives, if someone got hurt by them then it was her fault. She didn't want detention before term started.
Spinning around she joined the little huddle next to the hunchback, wincing a little at the sight as it brought up her own memories of being skewered by sharp pointy things. "Er, do you think we should go get Nurse Crick-"
AHHHHHHHRGSAKJQSJKJSQWHKJQWHJKWQDJHKQSW#%!?$@/;**%[~
Fish guts everywhere.
Mandy was stunned into silence, she was never going to be clean and oh Jack who had bombed them and and and....
Plz to be rebooting ur Drop Bear.
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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 8:01 pm
Suddenly, fishguts everywhere. Again. In tune to a very loud, very close BOOM. Needless to say, Jeremy nearly shat himself...if that were possible in a golem. As it were, it really only flipped a switch in the Hunter's mind, which had him launching off of the couch and onto the knife-impaled Freak.
< Jeremy >
"You son of a b***h!" Jeremy growled, clawed hand curling into a fist.
< JEREMY. >
The fist pulled back.
< JEREMY! >
"WHAT." He yelled out, his voice actually low and squeaky-hoarse naturally now, thanks to everything he'd been through today.
< FIRE. >
.....Operation smash Quasimodo was put on hold for the more pressing issue of flames. Continuing with the movements that were much too fast for any self-respecting Sloth Demon, Jeremy got the hell off of the hunchback, fall back onto the golem's a** and crabwalked back a couple places. He was still wide eyed, he was still covered in fish guts, still breathing frantically in panic and he was so done here.
As soon as he could move again, that is.
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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 8:07 pm
While the small firework that had gone off in Jeremy's hand had had the benefit of leaping into the air, the one contained in Christof's coat.... didn't. Mandy fortunately got the brunt of fish-goop, but the poor Igor's suit, saturated by his natural excretion of his own ... highly flammable preservative chemicals had erupted into flames. Knife completely forgotten, the hunchback bolted upright, madly slapping at the fire with a terrified grunt, only to howl as it spread to the arm trying to do the slapping.
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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 8:10 pm
In hindsight, West was thankful he had his mouth closed.
Confident that Pickles wasn't the perpetrator (but what in the hell was up with that face painting crap? clowns, sheesh), West turned his attention to the patchwork he had largely ignored until now. He had seen Christof make it through music class with a toe sewn to his hand so a knife to the head didn't seem all that bad, to be honest. West was more interested in the lady sloth demon who appeared to having a full-on case of the crazies.
"Hrm..." he said.
And then everything exploded.
That was it. That was iiit. Screw this booth, screw security, screw fish and their guts. West picked up the previously flipped table, setting it upright just so he could flip it again. With a violent tug, he yanked off his earpiece and threw it in the mess of miscellaneous guts before storming off.
(( sorry i have to go to sleep brb kind of ))
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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 8:25 pm
There was a shriek as a firework rocketed out of Deane's hand, and another deafening roar as Christof, too, exploded.
Pickles looked over the edge of his own unflipped-table, holding his hat tight to his head. Danger! War! The Revolution was here! Someone was on fire! He looked around frantically.
"Don't worry!" he squeaked. "I'll save you!"
Pickles snatched the dirtied glass of water he'd been using to clean his brushes, skidded around the table, navigated over Deana, and swung his enthusiastically arm to douse the quickly-baking Hunchback.
Predictably, the only thing he soaked was himself. One or two stray drops may have reached Christof, but to little effect.
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"Mandy," Barth said, trying to clear out his own face of soot and fish guts, "get the tablecloth from the clown's table and put Christof out. Quickly, please."
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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 8:27 pm
The hunchback wailed, trying to stop, drop, and roll, but apparently having a knife sticking out of your head made this a very difficult process.
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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 8:31 pm
Jeremy-Deana was exhibiting more Slothy behaviours now by not moving.
On the plus side? He absolutely hated this place now. More than anything in the world.
Which was a good thing, considering he was a Hunter.
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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 8:32 pm
Mandy gave Barth a look and trudged in the exact opposite direction, seemingly ignoring him and Christofs plight before she bent, a cooping something off the ground from admits the rubble of their ruined booth.
It was the miraculously intact milk carton from her vegetate game.
Stomping over to the unfortunate boil she ripped open the top and poured the liter over both his arms, reducing him from on fire to simply smoldering.
With that she threw the carton to the ground, walked over to the flipped table and taking a page from Wests book righted it before flipping the thing again.
Statement made she stormed off, muttering something about going back to her dorm to shower and change and being back later.
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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 8:45 pm
"Or the milk. Sorry, forgot that was mostly food-related." With the table triple-flipped and his help very quickly dwindling, Barth leaned forward and concentrated on not choking on a fish eyeball.
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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 8:47 pm
The hunchback collapsed back against the ground as the blessed cold milk extinguished his flames, exposed sensitive wing twitching from the burns, but ah... no more fire. No more fire. He could dimly make out through his still unfocused and spasmodic eyes the upside down sight of West flipping the table once more and storming off followed by the enraged and flustered Drop-Bear and immediately he sat up.
He had to get back to Mistress Immediately. She had told him to. Commanded, even. He was under obligation.
He had no idea what had happened but he did know that it was not his fault and he was not in any condition nor mood to clean it up, thank you.
Scrambling uneasily to his feet he ran off in a wobbling, uneven line, trailing the stench of burning flesh and old milk and fish guts in his wake.
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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 8:53 pm
Owl wandered over to the clown's table and leant towards him, as close as she could get before saying " I please have paint face?" The scene looked something like this:  --- Meanwhile, a certain glutton demon was hiding for some unknown reason.
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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 8:53 pm
The explosion startled Kashiyoru upright, ears folded back and eyes-wide. He watched as students scurried about and another, who was stabbed and on fire, was put out.
Kashi looked around for a quick exit, should he need one. As he glanced around he noticed a tall demon, one of the candidates if he recalled, and he seemed... odd.
"Are you alright?" He rose from the couch and patted the demon on the back.
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