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 Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 7:44 pm
I told you to not try to kill me...you end up with a bullet between the eyes.
I'm calling from jail for the above,lol.
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Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 7:47 pm
I'm calling from hell for being killed and also sending demons to avenge my death
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Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 8:32 pm
lol
Im calling from jail for killin my neighbor cousin's hamster.
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Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 2:33 pm
I told you animal cruelty wouldn't help your anger issues.
I'm calling from jail because I annoyed the devil in hell and he resurrected me.
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Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 2:54 pm
I told you the Devil had h4x ressurection powers.
I'm calling from jail because I drove while drunk and ran over a granny and three children.
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Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 3:54 pm
I told you to that sober,you would be able to escape!
I'm calling from jail cuz i ripped a guy's head off cuz he scratched my sunglasses.
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Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 10:41 pm
I told you just punching him would've been more easier.
I'm calling from jail for posting in too many guilds XD
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Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 10:51 pm
"I told you to post slower..I am calling from jail because I fell asleep at the mall".
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Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 10:57 pm
 I told you to get your own apartment and stop trying to sleep in public places.
I'm in jail for going through so many cans of Pepsi Throwback.
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Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 10:58 pm
I told you staying overnight hiding in that Victoria's Secret was a terrible idea!
I'm calling from jail because I was caught in an awkward situation involving me and the sheriff's daughter.
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Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 11:03 pm
I told you she liked kinky stuff.
I'm calling from jail because my brother saw my internet browser history and decided to call the cops.
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Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 11:55 pm
I told you to delete your history.
I'm calling from jail because the officer didn't like my dead-old-lady-I-hit-with-my-car joke.
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 10:38 am
I told you those cops had a thing for that lady!
I'm calling from Jail because I told a cop to lay off the donuts.
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 10:54 am
I told you to never come between the law and doughnuts.
I'm calling from jail because I shot the sheriff but I did not shoot the deputy XD
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 12:27 pm
I told you to shoot both of them!
I'm calling from jail because I swiped a bill from the donation plate at Church. ((Actually happened. I put it back though. lol.))
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