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 Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2011 11:47 am
Lwantssugark Vegeta_Lover239 Heartless_requiem cuz i'm fat,i never stop eating cuz i support lesbians i'm a pervert cuz i fail a class in school i'm stupid i'd go on,but then i'd get on a raving mad rant I hate to tell you, buddeh o' mine for like eva, but you are a pervert. Not because you support lesbians, but just in general. xD You're not stupid, though. And to this society, most people don't mind weight unless it's on a girl xD I beg to differ on the weight part... It's a sad fact of life that society will always be cruel, judgmental, and sometimes bitchy Btw I AM a perv, I admit it. But my bff is lesbian and I hope she finds someone
Let me rephrase that:
They don't care as much. xD And that's some. Others are complete douches. (I spelled right? :3)
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Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2011 2:39 pm
Because I'm German, then I must be a Nazi.
Because I'm straight, then I must be a gay-basher. (Haven't run into too many people who said that one, but the ones that did irritated me)
Because I'm American I must be stupid.
Because like video games, I must have no life.
Because I'm a Democrat, then I must support abortion.
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Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2011 4:47 pm
mii jigoku Because I'm canadien, I must say 'eh' after every phrase. Because I'm canadien, I must be overly friendly. [I'll amit that is true.[ Never heard those and I'm Canadian too!
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Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2011 7:01 pm
Because I'm a girl with short hair, I must like girls.
Because I'm a senior in High School and have never had a boyfriend, I must be afraid to admit that I secretly like girls.
Because I don't believe in God, I must hate people who do.
Because I listen to alternative music, I must be emo/depressed.
Because I'm pro-choice, I must have had an abortion.
Because I am skinny, I must have an eating-disorder.
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Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2011 7:37 pm
Because I am a bisexual girl, I must be an attention hog.
Because I am skinny, I must be annorexic.
Because I am a cheerleader, I must a be a stupid whore.
Because I am smart, I must not be a cheerleader.
Because I go to anime club, I must not have a life.
Because I am agnostic, I must hate Christians.
Because I support abortion, I must support murder too.
Because I am pretty, I must not be a virgin.
Because I where dark eye makeup, I must be emo.
Because I like hip hop, I must not like rock.
Because I am in along distance relationship, I must not be able to get a real boyfriend.
JUST because I am bi, DOESNT mean I can fall in love with a girl.
I could go on.... but I don't feel likei rght now...
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Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2011 8:18 pm
-Because I'm pansexual, I must want to have sex with everyone I meet.
-Because I'm dating a Pakistani girl with a muslim family, I must support the terrorists and be anti-american.
-Because I'm agnostic, I must be a religion hating, devil worshiping nut job.
-Because I like pentagrams, I must be into the occult.
-Because I have multiple ear piercings and want body piercings, I must be a gothic freak.
and my favorite curtosy of my mother:
-Because I'm a teenage girl who's girlfriend is coming to visit, I must be inviting her just to have underage sex at night.
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Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2011 8:29 pm
Artemesia Greylace Because I'm young it's all a phase.
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Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2011 5:49 pm
Because I'm half German, I must be a Nazi.
Because I like studying the Axis powers more than the allies, I must be a fascist/Nazi.
Because I hang out with my best friend all the time, we must be dating.
Because I almost never talk in school, I must not have a soul. Really.
Because I don't like Obama's policies, I must be racist.
Because I can draw well, I must be able to DRAW ANYTHING for ANYONE.
Because I draw my favorite actor, I must be drawing Obama. Even if said actor's name is printed right beside the picture. scream
Because I like comics/anime/manga etc., I must have no life.
Because I like to read more than watch TV etc., I must be super smart.
Because I must be super smart, as per last example, I must be worthy to cheat off of in class (To which I do my work to where I get all the wrong answers, and then go back and correct them after the cheater turns in their paper)
Because I don't see the point in school social functions, I must be an apprentice hermit.
Because I draw nude studies to help better my art, I must be a pervert.
Because most of these nude studies are of women, I must be a lesbian.
Because I support total equality between peoples, I must be- Racist/Bisexual/a Lesbian.
Because I have never dated anyone and have no interest in dating anyone, I must be, once again, a lesbian. Or confused in some way. Pick one.
Because I have short hair and will wear boy's clothes, or clothes that look like boy's clothes, I must be gender confused.
And many more.
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Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2011 6:12 pm
Because I'm not interested in any of the idiots who call themselves boys in my class, I must be lesbian.
Because I don't follow fashion I must be ugly/stupid/I-don't-even-know.
Because I talk to my teachers a lot, it must be because I'm hoping for favouritism. (I'm not, they're just nice to talk to. 'Cause, you know, unlike most people in the classroom, they aren't dumb.)
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Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 2:17 am
If I hardly ever go out, I must be anti-social.
I hang with people who wear black, I must be emo/goth. ( rolleyes )
I like anime, I must be a nerd.
Er... This one's weird... I watch anime, I must be watching porn... I have no idea where they got that. neutral
I do things for people when asked I must be naive.
I'm caucasion so I must be racist. ( rolleyes Oh lordy.)
I wear clothes that could go on guys I must be a guy.
I show how much I love someone in different ways, I must be a whore. (Che)
I wear black but always smile I must be a poser.
I'm on the computer 24/7 I must know how to work all the programs known to earth.
I am a person so I must have a religion.
I'm part of a culture I must know how to speak the language dealing with that culture.
I'm skinny, I must never eat.
I don't speak to people that treat me badly so I must be a snob.
I am sometimes depressed and always wear baggy jackets so I must be cutting myself.
I'm a girl so I must like guys. (they forgot the +girls)
I have not gone out with anyone yet so I must be asexual.
I have not dated anyone yet so I must be mormon/christian.
I think love shouldn't have a gender I must be gay/lesbian.
I have mormon parents, I must've been babtized.
I don't hate on my teachers so I must like those teachers.
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Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 5:55 am
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Because, I'm nerd/geek I must have no social life.
Because I'm quite I must be shy
Because, my best friend is guy we must be dating.
Because, I'm a virgin there must be something wrong with me
Because, I'm close to my siblings I must like incest
Because, I don't go out much I must not have any friends
Because, I'm an atheist I must hate religious people
Because, I'm vegetarian, I must go PETA on people
Because, I'm in a long distance relationship, I'm not really dating
Because, I'm a lesbian I must hate guys.
Because, I find some guys attractive I must be in denial
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Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 12:42 pm
Because I am hanging out with a guy they must be my boyfriend. Because I flirt with everyone I must be a confused whore. Because I don't cry in public I must not feel. Because I am Portuguese It must be the same thing as mexican. Because I never chose sides I must be the bad person. Because I don't go to parties and whatever else I must have no life. Because I am quiet I must be afraid. Because I am not a big fan of shopping there must be something wrong with me. Because I don't wear the things your in to I must have no fashion sense. Because I never put on any weight I must have a eating disorder. Because I am honest I am a Bxtch.
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Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 5:06 pm
Because I'm Christian I must hate homosexuals.
Because I support homosexuals I must not be Christian.
Because I'm anti-social, I must be a self-centered b***h.
Because I'm home-schooled, I must have no life.
TRUTH:
Yeah, I'm Christian, but guess what? MY SISTER IS GAY, AND I DON'T SHUT HER OUT OF MY LIFE FOR IT! AND I SUPPORTED IT BEFORE I FOUND OUT, SO HA! scream
Technically, you're a Christian if you believe in God and if you believe Jesus died on the cross for us and that he rose again. What'dya know, I believe all three!
I'm anti-social because I'm shy.
I'm homeschooled because I have a problem with leaving home. It's just difficult for me. That doesn't nessisarily mean I have no life. I have a close friend and still do my studies at home, what else do you want?
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Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 5:13 pm
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Yay, hi Pirate! I agree about the shopping one.
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Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2011 8:03 am
Because I'm Gay I Must Have AIDS
Because I'm Hispanic I Must Carry A Knife Or Gun
Because I Wear Skinny Jeans I Must Wanna Become A Girl
Because I Don't Go To Parties I Must Be Anti-Social
Because I Don't Say What's Bothering Me I Must Be Hiding Something
Because I Hang Out More With Girls I Must Be Getting It In
Because I Hang Out With Guys I Must Have A Secret Relationship
Because I'm Catholic I Must Do Everything In My Power To Be Pure In The Eyes Of The Lord
Because I Wear A Lot Of Black I Must Be Emo
Because I Do Auto Mechanics And Other Stuff Related To Manly Men I Must Be Straight
Because I'm A Furry I Must Have Sex In A Fursuit
Because I Listen To Metal I Must Be Letting Evil Into My Life
Because I Am Original I Must Be Looking For Attention
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