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 Posted: Sat May 15, 2010 6:22 am
Si ate o, nasobrahan na so jokes. rofl
Kaya mo yan! Haha
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Posted: Sat May 15, 2010 6:28 am
x_iAngeli cguradong mttawa kau dito
hha ewan ko kung d kau mtawa
basta ako ntawa
xD"TEXT" a love story Boy: di ko na kaya 'tong ginagawa mo sakin eh.
Lagi nalang!
sa lahat nalang ng sasabihin mo, nhihirapan ako.
Im sorry babe,
i just can't take it anymore.
..sobrang pagod nakong intindihin ka.. . http://www.tristancafe.com/forum/b2-img/smilies/zk.gif
Girl: ,,bVHeiiB aNouEh v4h 3aNg pNagXxabiH mOuEh ??
di KiTah ma1nT1nD1hAn !!
aNouEh v4Ng Nuag4wAh QuoUeH XeOuh !!
v4T k4H nKk1pAg bVr3Yk sXkEn?!
pFuaG uXsaPhaN nHuaT3n tOuEh !!!
jUjUjU !! T _ TNEXT JOKE!_____________________ sa catholic class!
teacher : sino ang creator ng heaven and earth?
tinusok ni pedro ng karayom si berto!
napasigaw si berto*
berto : Diyos ko poh!
teacher : good one berto!
nxt question!
sino ang nanay ni Baby Jesus!
tinusok ulit ng karayom ni pedro si berto!
berto : Holy Mary!
teacher : excellent berto!
nxt question!
ano ang sinabi ni eba kay adan pagkatapos nilang isilang si abel and cain!
tinusok ulit ni pedro ng karayom si berto!
berto : ano ba? pag tinusok mo ulit saken yan puputulin ko yan!
hinimatay si teacher hahaha!haha mka booty grab nga yun lang tnx.
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Chocolate Flavored Crack Crew
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Posted: Sat May 15, 2010 7:38 pm
Chocolate Flavored Crack x_iAngeli cguradong mttawa kau dito
hha ewan ko kung d kau mtawa
basta ako ntawa
xD"TEXT" a love story Boy: di ko na kaya 'tong ginagawa mo sakin eh.
Lagi nalang!
sa lahat nalang ng sasabihin mo, nhihirapan ako.
Im sorry babe,
i just can't take it anymore.
..sobrang pagod nakong intindihin ka.. . http://www.tristancafe.com/forum/b2-img/smilies/zk.gif
Girl: ,,bVHeiiB aNouEh v4h 3aNg pNagXxabiH mOuEh ??
di KiTah ma1nT1nD1hAn !!
aNouEh v4Ng Nuag4wAh QuoUeH XeOuh !!
v4T k4H nKk1pAg bVr3Yk sXkEn?!
pFuaG uXsaPhaN nHuaT3n tOuEh !!!
jUjUjU !! T _ TNEXT JOKE!_____________________ sa catholic class!
teacher : sino ang creator ng heaven and earth?
tinusok ni pedro ng karayom si berto!
napasigaw si berto*
berto : Diyos ko poh!
teacher : good one berto!
nxt question!
sino ang nanay ni Baby Jesus!
tinusok ulit ng karayom ni pedro si berto!
berto : Holy Mary!
teacher : excellent berto!
nxt question!
ano ang sinabi ni eba kay adan pagkatapos nilang isilang si abel and cain!
tinusok ulit ni pedro ng karayom si berto!
berto : ano ba? pag tinusok mo ulit saken yan puputulin ko yan!
hinimatay si teacher hahaha!haha mka booty grab nga yun lang tnx. haha salamat smile ) share ko lng. hha
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Posted: Sun May 16, 2010 3:44 am
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Coca cola
Coca cola who?
Coca cola lang sana ang yong minahal di ka na muling magiisa mrgreen
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Posted: Sun May 16, 2010 4:26 am
Nikka -PT- Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Coca cola
Coca cola who?
Coca cola lang sana ang yong minahal di ka na muling magiisa mrgreen
Haha rofl
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Posted: Sun May 16, 2010 5:48 am
Knock Knock
Who's there
Cashew nut
Cashew nut who
Don't Tell me your sorry cashew nut
--Take a bow by Rhianna--
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Posted: Sun May 16, 2010 7:47 pm
Juanito: Tatay ko sobrang galing! Alam mo, yang Pacific Ocean, siya ang humukay nun!
Pedrito: Wala yan sa tatay ko! Alam mo yung Dead Sea?
Juanito: Oo, baket?
Pedrito: Siya ang pumatay nun!
NEXT!
Wife: Hon, am I pretty or ugly?
Husband: Uhm?.. both..
Wife: Anong both? Pwedeng pretty or ugly?
Husband: Ang ibig kong sabihin, you're pretty ugly.
NEXT!
sa isang mental hospital, pasyente nagbubungkal ng lupa...
nurse: oi! anu ginagawa mo?!
pasyente: di mo ba nakikita? nagtatanim ako ng grapes... bobo!
nurse: wala ka namang seeds eh! pauso!
pasyente: seedless to, tanga!
NEKS!
Kung nag GAY LANGUAGE sana sila GMA at GARCI eh di walang SCAM!
GMA: Hallow gracia!
GARCI: Uy mother ever! Na chenilyn de kimberlyn ko na po yung mga chuva ek ek.
GMA: bonggacious! Eh yung mga chenes chenes, carry na ba?
GARCI: Flatshoes! Winnie santos mama, wiz na wori eclavou na ever! Na chorva na!
GMA: Ang tarushki! Maldita ka talaga vruha ka! Eh di windra na naman watashi?!
GARCI: Anufi ate!
Tahaha
Airforce: "No guts, No glory!"
Marines: "No retreat, No surrender!"
Army: "No pain, No gain!"
Naks ayaw patalo ang Security Guards: "No I.D., No entry!"
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Posted: Sun May 16, 2010 8:17 pm
TRIVIA
Did you know that all numbers from 1 to 999 don't have the letter a?
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Posted: Sun May 16, 2010 10:15 pm
alam ko na yung trivia ehehe pirate
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Posted: Mon May 17, 2010 12:40 am
Nikka -PT- alam ko na yung trivia ehehe pirate 
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Posted: Mon May 17, 2010 12:53 am
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Posted: Mon May 17, 2010 1:51 am
rofl rofl rofl Wala ng ibang jokes? pirate
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Posted: Mon May 17, 2010 2:10 am
Knock knock
Who's there?
Wala.
Wala who?
WALA AKO MAISIP NA JOKE OMG!! 
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Posted: Mon May 17, 2010 2:16 am
Grabe si ate Angeli biggrin Grabe ma ka jokes biggrin
Ako Try ko ka 1 lang biggrin
Knock Knock
Who's There
Penny
Penny Who?
Penny you got me on my knees..penny its killing me xD
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Posted: Mon May 17, 2010 3:07 am
x Silent Nik x Grabe si ate Angeli biggrin Grabe ma ka jokes biggrin Ako Try ko ka 1 lang biggrin Knock Knock Who's There Penny Penny Who? Penny you got me on my knees..penny its killing me xD Haha. Salamat :>
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