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 Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 8:19 pm
Miss Kanoko Granted, but then it becomes so infuriated- it transforms into a mini Godzilla and then destroys your computer
I wish I was the most beautiful Mermaid- with a woman top half, and a pretty fish tail XD
iiSnowi Granted, but your top half is a shiny fish and your bottom half is the legs of a model. Very pretty lady fish. twisted I wish my lizard would stop hissing at me. Granted but.. but.. You die. biggrin I wish my lizard wouldn't mutate in the middle of the night. >.>
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Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 8:20 pm
 The closer you get to light...Granted, but now it mutates during the day infront of your eyes o___o
I wish I had better grades >____> ...The greater your shadow becomes. 
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Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 8:37 pm
Granted, but this grant expires before the SAT's. mrgreen
I wish I would get my effing laptop already.
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Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 9:47 pm
Granted, but then it's full of child porn and you get arrested.
I wish I could go to a spa and get a massage.
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Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 11:51 pm
Granted but the guy giving the massage, Fred, drugs you and gives you a happy ending.
I wish I had a bottomless bag of tacos.
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Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 3:51 pm
The closer you get to light...Granted, but the bag is bottomless and all your tacos fall out!
I wish the new Kamelot album would come out already! ...The greater your shadow becomes.
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Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 7:26 pm
Granted but you teh listen to it and don't like any of the songs
I wish i could beat the dam red in pokemon heartgold alreadt
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Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 7:35 pm
The closer you get to light...Granted, but then you find out you can no longer grind levels at the Elite Four because they become ******** crazy strong...
I wish I make Varsity for tennis =/ ...The greater your shadow becomes.
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Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 12:27 pm
Granted but you're the varsity ball boy.
I wish my heart wasn't broken.
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Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 10:33 pm
granted but then all your other body parts hurt
I wish for a new Ds
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Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 11:16 pm
Granted, but you wait to get the new 3DS and all of it's features suck.
I wish I had sleeping pills.
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Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 11:25 pm
Granted but when you use when you fall asleep....permanently
I wish for a better bike
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Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 3:20 am
granted but it doesnt come with tires
I wish my body didnt need sleep
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Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 1:40 am
Granted, but you still look like you haven't slept.
I wish I didn't need to put on make up in the morning.
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Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 12:54 pm
Granted but then your friends see you and run
I wish for candy
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