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Hello Kitty madness is scary. cry

You could even make a meal out of an infant with it. Maybe even a toddler! You'd need a pit for a person- er, adult, though.

ZOMG DUDE THAS SO UNKEWL

On a different note; the 'Fetus pies, cookies and cakes' thread in the prolifers guild makes me wonder.

What would you do if you could do anything you wish to a pro lifer?

I mean I surely wouldn't want to eat them - they'd be to tart and nasty as it is, and not that I wouldn't mind locking some up in small cages and letting out some steam daily biggrin ( psyhco I am) but maybe they could be put to some other use.
I mean maybe you could use said fetus cookie thread creater as a toilet brush or chimney sweep. be kind of odd but I could find something.
OH or maybe we could glue pro choice signs (drawing of a v****a kind of thing xd ) to they're backs and put them on some cruch lawn.
[/cruel streak]

You know, there never were fetus pies on the menu. Now I have another idea, geewilickers!

It'd depend on the lifer. Some are alright and I'd like them to stay, others, not so much. The ones not so much would get a one-way ticket to the otherside of the world, to somewhere abortion is already illegal and there's no harm to be done by them campaigning against abortion.

To clarify, the thread wasn't specifically about this thread, though I did mention it.

I was more talking about the spam-chatting that goes on in the abortion threads, when there are no pro-lifers in them.

It gets a little out of hand, I thought.

Oh yeah, I saw that thread about the fetus pies and s**t while lurking about in the anti-choicers guild. Ya know what I have to say about that?
FETUS COLADAS FOR EVERYONE! ON THE HOUSE!!!! *glug glug glug* *sings* If you love fetus coladas, and getting caught in the rain...
Q: How do you get 100 dead babies into a phonebooth?
A: A blender.
Q: How do you get them out?
A: A straw.

Ooooh, I'm nasty. *slaps hand* Ok, time for some Tales of Legendia.

It's okay. We still love you.

All connoisseurs of deranged, sick, immature jokes rejoice! I got lots more where that came from.

Q:How many babies does it take to paint a house?
A biggrin epends how hard you throw them.

Q:What's the difference between a bucket of gravel and a bucket of baby guts?
A:You can't gargle gravel.

Q:What's the difference between a dead baby and a peanut butter cup?
A:The dead baby won't stick to the roof of your mouth.

Q:What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies?
A:I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Q:What do you get when you cut a baby with a straight razor?
A:An erection.

Q:How do you make a dead baby float?
A:Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby.

Q:What's the worst thing about ******** a dead baby?
A:Wiping the blood stains off of your clown suit!

Thanks everyone, I'll be here all night! Don't forget to tip your waitress.