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 Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 8:01 pm
Beverast Yeah, I know I'm beating the Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook to death, but it's seriously great: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: My hovercraft is full of eels. Stranger: ummmmmmmmmmm? Stranger: asl? Stranger: i have no idea what u said You: Drop your panties, Sir William, I cannot wait until lunchtime! Stranger: excuse me? You: You have beautiful thighs. Stranger: ummmmmmmmmm ????????? You: Do you want to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy? Stranger: ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm You: I am no longer infected. Stranger: ok im sorry but im gonna disconnect Stranger: unlessssss wait ur weird Stranger: haha You: You great poof! Stranger: wow u must be a weirdo Your conversational partner has disconnected. LMAO nice!! rofl
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Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 8:10 pm
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Jesus here
You: Jesus, you ******** a*****e.
You: How dare you.
You: I loved you!
Stranger: What nowwwww
You: You cheated on me WITH SIX BILLION PEOPLE!
You: How could you!
Stranger: What can I say?
You: You said you loved me!
Stranger: People love me
You: But you don't have to love them. I thought we had something special! sad
Stranger: Love can be shared
You: I am not a mormon!
Stranger: I ain't either
You: Jesus, I had faith in you and your love for me. But you betrayed me.
Stranger: Talking about love not the other kind of sinful love
You: You took my virginity!
Stranger: There's always buddah?
You: He's fat though.
Stranger: That's true.
Stranger: Ghandi????
You: It's not the same!
You: He was a hippie, sure, but he didn't have long, gorgeous, flowing locks like yours!
You: And I loved YOU, not Ghandi!
Stranger: Ohhhh ummmm this is awkward.....
Stranger: Ummmmm sorry?
Stranger: Feel better?
You: No, you said that the first, second, and third times you cheated!
You: I won't forgive you, a*****e! I hope Satan ******** you up the butt!
Stranger: I didn't cheat
You: Yes you did! You told six billion people that you loved them!
Stranger: I did? I think you got me mistaken with another jesus
You: No. Are you Jesus, the Son of God and Savior of Humanity?
Stranger: This is Jesus from California
You: Oh. Wrong Jesus. I thought you were the Israeli one.
You: My bad, carry on.
You have disconnected.
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Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 8:13 pm
Beverast You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Jesus here You: Jesus, you ******** a*****e. You: How dare you. You: I loved you! Stranger: What nowwwww You: You cheated on me WITH SIX BILLION PEOPLE! You: How could you! Stranger: What can I say? You: You said you loved me! Stranger: People love me You: But you don't have to love them. I thought we had something special! sad Stranger: Love can be shared You: I am not a mormon! Stranger: I ain't either You: Jesus, I had faith in you and your love for me. But you betrayed me. Stranger: Talking about love not the other kind of sinful love You: You took my virginity! Stranger: There's always buddah? You: He's fat though. Stranger: That's true. Stranger: Ghandi???? You: It's not the same! You: He was a hippie, sure, but he didn't have long, gorgeous, flowing locks like yours! You: And I loved YOU, not Ghandi! Stranger: Ohhhh ummmm this is awkward..... Stranger: Ummmmm sorry? Stranger: Feel better? You: No, you said that the first, second, and third times you cheated! You: I won't forgive you, a*****e! I hope Satan ******** you up the butt! Stranger: I didn't cheat You: Yes you did! You told six billion people that you loved them! Stranger: I did? I think you got me mistaken with another jesus You: No. Are you Jesus, the Son of God and Savior of Humanity? Stranger: This is Jesus from California You: Oh. Wrong Jesus. I thought you were the Israeli one. You: My bad, carry on. You have disconnected. OMG! WTF! o.O Really?
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Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 8:27 pm
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Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 9:07 pm
I lol'd at "Oh. Wrong Jesus"
rofl rofl rofl
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Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 4:58 pm
This place is soo awesome. It's so fun to annoy people!
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Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 5:49 pm
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: haiii
You: ....
Stranger: hi.
You: ...
You: do you know
Stranger: the muffin man?
You: ...about the black box
Stranger: do you know about...
Stranger: F*CK YOU
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: ...
Stranger: ?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: I am Jeydon Wale
Stranger: Hello
Stranger: ?
You: I dont mean to pry,but do you happen to have 6 fingers on your right hand?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
for some reason,they all stop when i ask them that.
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Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 5:56 pm
WHA!!!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: h
You: i
Stranger: whats up
You: n
You: u
You: t
You: i
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
They wouldnt let me finish! crying
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Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 5:58 pm
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyy
Stranger: do you shop at walmart?
You: *click*
You: they asked the pass question
Stranger: whazzat?
You: go into lock down!
You have disconnected.
i r weird. blaugh
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Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 5:59 pm
Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: eh...no
You: ........
You: well, this is awkward....
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 6:03 pm
Talk to strangers!
6027 users online
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello
You: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: GAH!!!
You: i swear to christ...
Stranger: im sorry
Stranger: I just liketo know who im talking to
You: the next person to ask me asl is gonna get their genitalia handed to them...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
i strike fear into the hearts of men...
twisted
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Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 6:06 pm
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Heyy smile Asl?
You: alligator saturn lanturn?
You: weird one,you are.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey!
You: ...
Stranger: asl?
You: Its Age/Sex/Location,what about it?
You: or didnt u know that?
Stranger: what is your age and gender?...
You: purple dino
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: jeydon wale?
Stranger: yes/no/maybe?
You: *beep*
Stranger: what?
You: that is the secret code word(s).
Stranger: ok?
You: Initiate Lockdown!
Stranger: is it jeydon though?
You have disconnected.
And,my fave:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 6:15 pm
And,because Xermy was the first person i saw on,i did this:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey
You: lalalaaaaaaaa
Stranger: Ok.........what music u singing?
You: IS THIS XERMY?
Stranger: Who??
You: XERMY!!!
You: you know,the guy.
Stranger: No i don;t know the guy :S
You: of course u know the guy
You: everyone knows the guy
Stranger: Good bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: IS THIS XERMY?
Stranger: yes
You: OH.
You: *hem*
Stranger: so
Stranger: asl
You: waitaminute....
You: UR NOT XERMY!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey
You: IS THIS XERMY?
Stranger: no
You: ARE U SURE UR NOT XERMY?
Stranger: what's xermy?
You: XERMY IS WHO,NOT A WHAT
You: plebian
You have disconnected.
i am now weirding people out in Xermy's name,
just cuz he happened to be there.
twisted
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Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 6:20 pm
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: age?
You: yes
Stranger: i am 23
Stranger: is that too old?
You: 4 wha?
Stranger: to be on this site?
Stranger: lol i am first timer
You: depends
You: on what ur duin
Stranger: i dont like little kids or anything
Stranger: i was seeing if there was actually people on here that are older
You: also depends
You: on what u think is older
Stranger: over 18
You: and/or younger
Stranger: in college
Stranger: or working
You: younger?
Stranger: is under 18
Stranger: i am staying away from that s**t
You: then im *gasp* to young
You: gb,ml(goodbye,my love)
You have disconnected.
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Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 6:32 pm
Marie Rouge You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: haiii You: .... Stranger: hi. You: ... You: do you know Stranger: the muffin man? You: ...about the black box Stranger: do you know about... Stranger: F*CK YOU Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: ... Stranger: ? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Stranger: I am Jeydon Wale Stranger: Hello Stranger: ? You: I dont mean to pry,but do you happen to have 6 fingers on your right hand? Your conversational partner has disconnected. for some reason,they all stop when i ask them that. Ha ha, me too.
I trolled there for an hour with that line, and not once did anyone reply the proper way.
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