Welcome to Gaia! ::

tie him up
cut the curse seal off him
cut his archiles tendons
let him run around while i laugh
drop him in a huge fire ant pile
let them bite him
pull him out let him sracth
when hes done tazer gun him
tei him back up but him in a tub of really salty water
use the chinese water torture till he dies of starvation

I actually have another way to torture and kill Sasuke .

Oki take your kunai and rip his shirt open ( I know ew thats an ugly sight), You carve into his chest Orchimaru's b***h ( generally you wanna carve those letters in the space in between your two shoulders and the base of your shoulders) .

Watch his scream out in pain as you carve the truth upon his chest . Chain Sasuke to the bed post alright I mean literally hand cuff him to the bed and shakle him to the bed as well .
Then go see if you can find Itachi and Orchimaru for a little Sasuke torture party .

( You did find Itachi and he was willing and Orchimaru was with you the minute you said Sasuke's name ) .

So you bring Itachi and orchimaru into the room where they see Sasuke chained and shakled to the bed . Itachi grins because he knew this was gonna happen some day ,and Orchimaru immediatly got horny at the sight .

Well you decide to indulge Orchimaru and let him do what he wishes to Sasuke with the condition that there will be a camera in the room at all times so they could see what was happening . So they could document it and put it on youtube.com . ( watch the rape of Sasuke teme for your pleasure ).

Now you catch all the footage of the raping and you do put it on youtube.com for the viewing pleasure of the Sasuke haters and also to disturb the Sasuke lovers .

well you make Sasuke watch his own raping .Then you shakle him to the bed and let Itachi carve the word Fool on Sasuke's forehead.

Itachi hands you the knife and you start to disect Sasuke like you would disect a frog in biology class. You start carve foul words into his stomach that happen to be true . then take a sewing needle and thread and sew Sasuke lips shut ...take a picture and put it on photobucket under Sasuke so that everyone will see it .

Then rip Sasuke's heart out sell that on ebay and then give the remaining parts of Sasuke's body to the fan girls .

You'll make alot of money for the Akatsuki ,Orchi will be happy for awhile . Itachi will respect you and will take you as a new member of the Akatsuki and you will be long time friends with all of the Akatsuki members .

I bet that sounds good right ?