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 Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2005 7:52 pm
MidnightArticuno My band director is awesome. He's a little out of it, and he directed the band when my MOM was in it, but he's still awesome. (band camp; you know the director's towers that they don't use?) "Hey! You! In the cage!!" Someone had left their water bottle under the tower, and they went to go get it; those towers DO look like cages... (band camp; again...) (impersonating Dr. Evil) "Throw me a frickin' bone here!" He also loves Austin Powers, and does the best impersonation of Dr. Evil I've ever seen. Finger motion and everything (the seniors this year dedicated the senior t-shirts to that, with a picture of him doing the Dr. Evil pose) Our assistant band direcot does Dr. Evil impressions...He puts his pinky by his mouth and goes "MILLIONS!!" and he does scar face impressions and goes "SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND"..hes odd @_@
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Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2005 7:53 pm
my band teacher said "life sucks, and then you die."
why, no one knows(actually no one paid attention).
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Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2005 3:18 pm
we were rehearsing our whole routine for a competition coming up and Mrs. C goes "okay tubas play that again, it wasn't loud enough"
tubas " But Mrs. C we weren't even playing the right notes!!"
Mrs. C "oo um...well it sounded good so just play that"
later on she yelled at them because we had been practicing for about 2 months by that point and had already done 2 shows.
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Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2005 4:45 pm
i have yet to find a director who's funny.
tho i can say that all the ones i kno are corny!
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Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2005 5:28 pm
Today my band teacher and one of our trombone players had a poking fight. Yes, thats right, a 30 some woman, and a 15 year old girl had a poking fight. They had their one hands tied around their back, and the other finger pointed like a sword and started poking each other.
It was quite funny. Including the weird little shrieky noises they made when they manadged to poke each other. wink surprised stare
Yeah, she's reallllly mature! lol But shes hilarious 3nodding
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Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2005 5:33 pm
My band teacher was argueing with the Trumpet section one day on a note:
Band Teacher: what are you doing that's an F#
Trumpet section: no it's a _____ (They all said different notes)
Trumpet player: IT'S A Q!
Band teacher: NO IT'S AN M!
At this point everyone was cracking up.
Band teacher: Oh I was looking at the Saxaphone music!
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Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 7:39 am
My band director is always quoting "Monty Python" mainly "Quest for the Holy Grail" it is the funniest stuff you have ever heard. Also he can do a really good yoda impression, and he is currently working ona stewie voice from "Family Guy". He also calls on of our drummers Idiot, moroan all the time. The saxs are called suxaphones, clarinets are reeds of doom. And whenever he gets to a letter in the music, and he says start from H, he always says a word for it such as hemroid, or hufelump. It is always new and fun to go to band.
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Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 1:05 pm
one of my good friends has a dauchund for a pet, and also has the shirt that says "I love my weiner" with a picture of the dog on the bottom... well, Mr. Stevens noticed it during marching practice one afternoon... and just randomly called out over the longranger "I love my weiner?" yeah... the whole band bursted out laughing... took 10 minutes to get back together. xd
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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 3:03 pm
"ok in this picture you have to act like the human shish-ka-bob" theres nore but i cant rember off the top of my head, and he likes to call slackers "goombas" hes hilarious.
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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 4:30 pm
phantomofmusic My band director is always quoting "Monty Python" mainly "Quest for the Holy Grail" it is the funniest stuff you have ever heard. Also he can do a really good yoda impression, and he is currently working ona stewie voice from "Family Guy". He also calls on of our drummers Idiot, moroan all the time. The saxs are called suxaphones, clarinets are reeds of doom. And whenever he gets to a letter in the music, and he says start from H, he always says a word for it such as hemroid, or hufelump. It is always new and fun to go to band. When we have leters my BD saysthings like Start as H as in Cornet
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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 5:00 pm
My teacher was great, when he would get frustrated he would say/yell Passion Not Furry.
other halarious quotes
"come on trombones, scare the flutes! your not scary enough"
"how do we do that?"
"Make fart sounds!"
"??"
or the best.. how he would regularly sack himself with his music stand when getting up to his seat....
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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 5:03 pm
Angel_of_Music1331 My band teacher was argueing with the Trumpet section one day on a note: Band Teacher: what are you doing that's an F# Trumpet section: no it's a _____ (They all said different notes) Trumpet player: IT'S A Q! Band teacher: NO IT'S AN M! At this point everyone was cracking up. Band teacher: Oh I was looking at the Saxaphone music! hee hee, i love it when that happens. Best is when my teach got confused as to why it was written that the sax should be doing a high f. then he realized he was reaading the flute line... which usually is at the top of the page and sax is usually in the middle...
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Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 3:01 pm
SelphieRoth MidnightArticuno My band director is awesome. He's a little out of it, and he directed the band when my MOM was in it, but he's still awesome. (band camp; you know the director's towers that they don't use?) "Hey! You! In the cage!!" Someone had left their water bottle under the tower, and they went to go get it; those towers DO look like cages... (band camp; again...) (impersonating Dr. Evil) "Throw me a frickin' bone here!" He also loves Austin Powers, and does the best impersonation of Dr. Evil I've ever seen. Finger motion and everything (the seniors this year dedicated the senior t-shirts to that, with a picture of him doing the Dr. Evil pose) Our assistant band direcot does Dr. Evil impressions...He puts his pinky by his mouth and goes "MILLIONS!!" and he does scar face impressions and goes "SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND"..hes odd @_@ Nah, our band director doesn't do Scarface... one of the majorettes do, but not him. Today, it was weird. We're playing Blue Ridge Saga (Swearingen needs to die...) for the concert, and since it's supposed to be about the folk music of the Appalachians, I have no idea where he pulled this one from... "I'm in the west, chasing my runaway horse!!! Play it like I'm in the west, chasing m runaway horse and you're supplying the background music!!!" oO;;; Me and the second chair flute looked at each other like, huh?? I shrugged and said, "He's your future father-in-law." (She's dating his son who's a senior)
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Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 5:37 pm
We were rehearsing for state festival the other day and our director was trying to explain how he wanted the saxes and the horns to sound.
"Horns, try to sound a bit more saxy." He said. "And Saxes, try to sound a bit more.." He realized what he had to say. "Um...try to sound a bit more...like the horns." By the time he was finished, the band was in hysterics.
Yesterday, one of said saxes wrote in a card that was purchased for him
"Mr. Howell,
I tried to sound horny."
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Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 6:34 pm
"The way you guys are acting just makes me want to go into CostCo and start slaughtering people"
"Ok, pick-up to F, F for Flatulence"
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