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Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 12:20 pm
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Eloquent Conversationalist
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Posted: Sat Jul 22, 2006 4:56 am
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Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 4:24 am
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Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 9:10 am
that is cute, but at the same time. Very, very, VERY creepy
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Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 6:34 pm
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Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 9:03 am
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Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 10:23 pm
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Eloquent Conversationalist
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Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 7:17 pm
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Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 9:52 pm
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Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 3:23 am
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Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 1:35 pm
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Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 12:44 am
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Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 1:09 am
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! rofl
Kills me every time. xd
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Eloquent Conversationalist
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Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 3:33 am
This Should Be Practiced Religiously How To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3) Insist that your e mail address is: Xena-Warrior-Princess@OCDSB.edu.on.ca
Elvis-the-King@OCDSB.edu.on.ca
4) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
5) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN."
6) Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.
7) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
8 ) In the memo field of all your cheques, write "FOR SEXUAL FAVOURS."
9) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."
10) Don't use any punctuation
11) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
12) Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
13) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
14) Sing along at the opera.
15) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
16) Put mosquito netting around your cubicle. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
17) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
18 ) Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.
19) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won!", "I Won!" "3rd time this week!!!"
20) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling " Run for your lives, they're loose!"
21) Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
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