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 Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 7:58 pm
People start to think you have problems, so you tell them: Time to dance
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Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 8:00 pm
The man at the counter tells you: Walk it out
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Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 8:01 pm
So you say: This is why I'm hot
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Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 8:02 pm
You get across the street and a rabid dog starts to chase you; you scream: Never Again
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Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 8:03 pm
When you get away, you say: Who let the dogs out
OMG NO WAY SOMEONE RIGGED MY SHUFFLE
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Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 8:04 pm
She don't believe you. So you tell her: BLEED IT OUT
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Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 8:12 pm
She still does not believe you, so she sends you to the principal. He asks: My Fist, Your Mouth, Her Scars
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Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 8:15 pm
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Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 8:18 pm
When I leave high school, I will be most remembered for:
call me when you're sobor.
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Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 8:20 pm
He thinks you are getting an attitude so he tells you: Basketcase
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Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 8:21 pm
Then sends you to detention. You mumble: Danmmit
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Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 8:26 pm
You meet a butch girl named Ashley. She asks you: Everytime we touch
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Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 8:29 pm
You look at her in horror and tell her: Should I stay or should I go
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Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 9:55 pm
If I had a band, it would be called: don't shoot me santa.
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Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 9:57 pm
When I die, my headstone will say: mad world.
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