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My favorite line is in DW3, I think. Someone only told me about, I've never actually heard it. But Zhang He appears and goes up to a soldier, the conversation is something like this:

Soldier: "Zhang He! The main camp is this way!"

Zhang He: "...Does the main camp look pretty?"

Solider: "Well... I uh, guess so...."

Zhang He: "Wonderful!"

I know it's not a video game, but it's based on one, so I'd just like to say that if you want funny s**t, you check out RvB, P.A.N.I.C.S., and maybe even The Strangerhood. They are all game-based cinematics (I forget the technical term). RvB, or Red versus Blue, is based on Halo/Halo 2 in Blood Gulch/Coagulation for the most part, with occasional visits to places such as Burial Mounds and Zanzibar. I have to say that the first few episodes are certainly the best. God, I love those guys at RoosterTeeth. P.A.N.I.C.S. stands for People Acting Normal In Crazy-a** Situations. It's based on that new game, F.E.A.R. That is also VERY funny, especially the first episode. The Strangerhood is based off Sims 2, and was good, but not as good as the other two. Now, favorite quotes:

Griff: But why do you call it the Warthog?
Sarge: Because LWRV is too long to say in casual conversation, son.
Griff: No, I mean why Warthog? I think it looks more like a puma.
Sarge: What in sam-hell is a puma?
Simmons: You mean like the shoe company?
Griff: No, like a puma. It's a big cat.
Sarge: Stop makin' up animals. You see those two bumper hooks? They look like tusks, and what animal has tusks?
Griff: A walrus?
Sarge: Didn't I tell you to stop makin' up animals?

Tucker: What's going on?
Church: I dunno, looks like they got some new jeep.
Tucker: Ah, that sucks.
Church: Why are you complaining? We're about to get a tank in the next drop, and you're complaining about not getting a jeep?
Tucker: You can't pick up chicks in a tank.
Church: What chicks are we going to pick up?
Tucker: Whatever, what kind of jeep is it?
Church: I dunno, never seen it before. Looks kind of like a big cat of some kind...
Tucker: Like a puma?
Church: Yeah, something like that.

Sarge: Alright, so unless anyone else has anymore mystical animals, it's gonna be the Warthog. How about it, Griff?
Griff: That's fine sir.
Sarge: You sure? What about a unicorn?
Griff: Ah, no sir.
Sarge: Dragon?
Griff: No, I'm fine.
Simmons: Leprechaun?
Griff: Hey, he doesn't need your help.
Sarge: Hey Simmons! What's that Mexican lizard? Eats all the goats?
Simmons: That'd be Chupacabra, sir.
Sarge: Hey Griff! Chupa-thingy! How 'bout it? I like it. S'got a nice ring to it.

I'd go on, but that was long enough... More to come!

Go to:
www.redvsblue.com. All the videos are there, but if you can't find the originals (they cycle the videos because it's in its third or fourth season now), contact me. I could send them via YIM or possibly e-mail.

You're welcome. From that site, you should also have easy access to the P.A.N.I.C.S. and Strangerhood areas, via tabs located on the top of the pages. I also have the first four or five PANICS plus a special outtakes piece.

No, but I played the original. I heard it was just as good as the original, with some interesting (but not so successful) extras.

The original was fun and very addicting. I only played a level or two, but quickly realized what people were talking about when they said it was so addicting, even if it is played out like the story from some childhood deprived japanese man on crack, if you'll excuse me. The game is very odd, especially some of the characters and cut scenes, but you cannot deny its greatness.

Okay, can't help myself... Intro to the first episode is awesome! And then, after it, comes the Church/Tucker discussion, which I just posted...


-On top of Red Base-
Simmons: Ever wonder why we're here?
Griff: Yeah, it's one of life's great mysteries. Are we just the cause of some cosmic coincidence or is there really a God out there with a plan for us and stuff? I don't know man, but sometimes it keeps me up at night.
-Pause-
Simmons: What? No, I mean why are we here? In this canyon?
Griff: Oh, uh...
Simmons: What's all that stuff about God?
Griff: Oh nothing.
Simmons: You want to talk about it?
Griff: No.
Simmons: Seriously, though. Why are we here?
Griff: Because we're fighting the Blues.
Simmons: Really, though. It's just two bases in a box canyon. The only reason we have a red base here is because they have a blue base there, and the only reason they have a blue base there is because we have a red base here, and if we were to pull out today, they would have two bases in a box canyon. Whoopdee-f**kin-doo.
Griff: Yeah, and I signed up to fight some aliens. Next thing I know, Master Chief's blowin' up the whole Covenant Armada and I'm stuck here fightin' a bunch of blue guys...

It's even better with video. If anyone ever has free time and nothing to do with it, I highly recommend checking the site out. A very lovely clothing line, too...