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Posted: Tue May 11, 2010 5:21 pm
It's fat like mine.
Why is grass green?
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Posted: Tue May 11, 2010 5:32 pm
Because my fat mob boss cat named al capone dyes it blue.
How is a cat a mob boss?
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Posted: Tue May 11, 2010 5:49 pm
It walks on two legs like us.
Wait...why do we have two legs?
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Posted: Tue May 11, 2010 6:00 pm
To run away from T-rex's.
Why is the sky blue?
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Posted: Tue May 11, 2010 6:14 pm
It's not really blue but red, we're all color blind. mrgreen Why is there a mrgreen in my post?
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Posted: Tue May 11, 2010 6:24 pm
cuase he molestes little kids
did I make the alphabet?
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Posted: Tue May 11, 2010 6:54 pm
No, Obviously it was Alexander the great. This is twitter worthy- Gandhi
Why did my answer quote Gandhi?
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Posted: Tue May 11, 2010 6:58 pm
Becuase in some weird way(don't even know its possiable) you two are related
Youre related To Hitler
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Posted: Wed May 12, 2010 9:50 am
Yes, Hitler is my evil twin. >:]
Why isn't Big Bird and Elmo the present and vice president of Swahili?
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Posted: Wed May 12, 2010 2:27 pm
Becuase their too tall.
Who made the color pink?
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Posted: Wed May 12, 2010 6:52 pm
George Washington carver did... he just did
What's with all the historical figures?
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Posted: Wed May 12, 2010 6:59 pm
Cuz God told me to
Who made God?
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Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 4:08 pm
Morgan Freeman.
Where were you on February 30th, 2010?
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Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 4:11 pm
Planning a terriorist attack
Did you steal my cookie?
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Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 4:33 pm
Yes, and I gave it to my cat. She loved it.
Can you make me a sammich?
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