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 Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 5:49 pm
"Mother Earth… my life support system… as a soldier… I must drink your blue water… live inside your red clay and eat your green skin. I pray… my boots will always kiss your face and my footsteps match your heartbeat. Carry my body through space and time… you are my connection to the Universe… and all that comes after. I am yours and you are mine. I salute you." --The Men Who Stare at Goats
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Posted: Sat Aug 07, 2010 10:25 pm
Yoshimori: "You're a dog!! And a male dog at that!"
Madarao: "Shut up! Love knows no boundary between species or gender!"
~Kekkaishi
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Posted: Sat Aug 21, 2010 12:38 am
Me to my cats: I'm leaving tell people if they ask.
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The setting: A reinessance dinner at my college
The Situation: Actors as waiters walk around with old english accents. Watching a play with pirates and a cross dressing Queen.
Menu: Flesh of the beast (Fried chicken)
Waiter: *in perfect accent* How was the flesh of the beast my ladies?
Me: FINGER LICKIN' GOOD
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Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2010 11:15 am
I found this on the back of a box of tea. I kid you not.
"Warning: Recommended for adults only. If you are taking prescription medication, or are pregnant or nursing, consult your health care provider prior to using this product. Persons with allergies to the daisy family may be sensitive to chamomile. Persons with hypertension should avoid products containing fleuthero. Exceeding recommended dose may cause side effects such as anxiety, breast pain, fever, headache, hypertension, insomnia, irritability, menstrual changes, nervousness, pruritus (itching), sexual dysfunction and vertigo."
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Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 5:51 am
sweetsnow73 Me to my cats: I'm leaving tell people if they ask. ~~~~ The setting: A reinessance dinner at my college The Situation: Actors as waiters walk around with old english accents. Watching a play with pirates and a cross dressing Queen. Menu: Flesh of the beast (Fried chicken) Waiter: *in perfect accent* How was the flesh of the beast my ladies? Me: FINGER LICKIN' GOOD I remember this. Its still funny 2 years later.
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Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 5:52 am
"SCREW THE v****a I HAVE A v****a!!" -Kaiba Yu-Gi-Oh the Abriged Series, v****a Redub Episode
PK: "Why do you tease me?"
Kayla: "Because you make cute faces."
PK: "I want proof!!"
Kayla: "So you want to see all the pictures on my phone."
PK: ".....Alright fair enough."
Kayla: "Meow!" 4laugh
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Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 8:22 am
King Arthur: I am your king.
Woman: Well I didn't vote for you.
King Arthur: You don't vote for kings.
Woman: Well how'd you become king then?
[Angelic music plays... ]
King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.
Dennis: [interrupting] Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
~Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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