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 Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2005 6:40 pm
The Bijoux My username is The Bijoux The Bijoux [...]and I would like to join the Grammar Nazi Guild. The Bijoux I always get really pissed off at all the gaian who can't type and use abbreviations in their posts. The Bijoux Not only abbreviations but when that capitalize the letters and the next letter will be lowercase and so on. The Bijoux I'm getting fed up with all their grammar and would like to join your guild. I'll do the best I can to enforce good grammar on all of those who have ever used bad grammar in gaia.
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Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2005 7:34 pm
Aryu No, no. I decline people who don't capitalize 'English' as well. So it's quite alright.
In fact, I'm quite heavy on the decline button. It would have avoided some geniuses who came in here expection fluffy bunnies and flowers. If I really want to tiptoe through the tulips, I'll wait until I'm far away from any public place and save that for ... M'kay. Not going any further, because we were about to enter Dino's mind. Very doubleplusungood thing.
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Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2005 7:47 pm
Catch-22 Very doubleplusungood thing. WAAAUUUGH! A NEWSPEAK REFERENCE! MY EYES! MY EYES! Edit: In other news, I received a PM from Katsumi. I won't repeat it here, but what I've read swayed me. So I gave her a second chance. In any case, here's her petition. Katsumi~Vampyre I am humbled that I am given this second chance to prove myself worthy of this guild. This time around, however, I will redeem myself from my previous mistake, and I will not fall short of perfection. English to me is a book that is read by many, but known only to a few as a true resource. It is held by all but only one knows what it truly says. It is written in pencil, but only one dares to write it over in ink. Society has placed many flaws within this book of ours and expects us to deal with it. They have butchered and maimed the only means of common communication and neglected all forms of formality, thus creating the different variants of muddled English that exist today. People expect others to understand the distorted forms of speech they have invented. They misuse it like a street hooker and expect us to be ignorant about what is actually going on. Those are the people that we are to weed out from society, and straighten them up so that they too become the blossoming flower that should survive in the garden of tolerable English. We mend the crops that they have ravaged and teach them to properly reap with promise and with vigor, the message we strive to convey to the rest of the world. I just went off on a tangent, but it does prove a point. There are too many people who need to be slapped around by a little grammar, with hopes that the knowledge might stick in their petty brains. What they are actually saying is a puddle of a** juice and looks just as bad. In conclusion, proper English is necessary in life because we said so. Katsumi~Vampyre I'd say it's pretty good for a middle-school student.
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Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2005 7:04 am
Oh-mi-kaze Catch-22 Very doubleplusungood thing. WAAAUUUGH! A NEWSPEAK REFERENCE! MY EYES! MY EYES! Edit: In other news, I received a PM from Katsumi. I won't repeat it here, but what I've read swayed me. So I gave her a second chance. In any case, here's her petition. Katsumi~Vampyre I am humbled that I am given this second chance to prove myself worthy of this guild. This time around, however, I will redeem myself from my previous mistake, and I will not fall short of perfection. English to me is a book that is read by many, but known only to a few as a true resource. It is held by all but only one knows what it truly says. It is written in pencil, but only one dares to write it over in ink. Society has placed many flaws within this book of ours and expects us to deal with it. They have butchered and maimed the only means of common communication and neglected all forms of formality, thus creating the different variants of muddled English that exist today. People expect others to understand the distorted forms of speech they have invented. They misuse it like a street hooker and expect us to be ignorant about what is actually going on. Those are the people that we are to weed out from society, and straighten them up so that they too become the blossoming flower that should survive in the garden of tolerable English. We mend the crops that they have ravaged and teach them to properly reap with promise and with vigor, the message we strive to convey to the rest of the world. I just went off on a tangent, but it does prove a point. There are too many people who need to be slapped around by a little grammar, with hopes that the knowledge might stick in their petty brains. What they are actually saying is a puddle of a** juice and looks just as bad. In conclusion, proper English is necessary in life because we said so. Katsumi~Vampyre I'd say it's pretty good for a middle-school student. It seems like she's reaching for some fantastic genius philosophy there during the first paragraphs, what with the mention of redemption and society and blossoming flowers in the garden of tolerable English. Then she realizes what an inflated a** she sounds like and she just ends it with "we said so."
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Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2005 12:08 pm
Oh-mi-kaze I'd say it's pretty good for a middle-school student.
It is much appreciated.
Esmoth It seems like she's reaching for some fantastic genius philosophy there during the first paragraphs, what with the mention of redemption and society and blossoming flowers in the garden of tolerable English. Then she realizes what an inflated a** she sounds like and she just ends it with "we said so."
Inflated is what your mother did to you last ni---Ooh.
Gotta watch my temper.
I hope you die from silicon poisoning.
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Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2005 12:25 pm
Katsumi~Vampyre Oh-mi-kaze I'd say it's pretty good for a middle-school student.
It is much appreciated.
Esmoth It seems like she's reaching for some fantastic genius philosophy there during the first paragraphs, what with the mention of redemption and society and blossoming flowers in the garden of tolerable English. Then she realizes what an inflated a** she sounds like and she just ends it with "we said so."
Inflated is what your mother did to you last ni---Ooh.
Gotta watch my temper.
I hope you die from silicon poisoning.Watch it, kid. I'm probably on thin ice with Aryu, already. Don't push your luck, prove your worth, and things'll smooth over.
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Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2005 12:33 pm
Oh-mi-kaze Watch it, kid. I'm probably on thin ice with Aryu, already. Don't push your luck, prove your worth, and things'll smooth over.
I do not take offensive comments very well.
I will try to inhibit such outbursts in the future.
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Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2005 11:31 am
Thin ice? With me? Kaze? Nah. You're still the Gaian Extinguisher of Dreams. And I still love you for it.
Katsumi: You have not proven yourself worthy of using 'your mom' insults in my guild. So, do try to watch it. Fighting between members is something I don't like.
Edit: Katsumi, I can't believe it took me this long to figure out. You're thebunnyofdoom. You were pushing it with me before, joining on ANOTHER account doesn't help your situation. Especially since your first application was denied. :/
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Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2005 4:33 pm
Aryu Thin ice? With me? Kaze? Nah. You're still the Gaian Extinguisher of Dreams. And I still love you for it.
Katsumi: You have not proven yourself worthy of using 'your mom' insults in my guild. So, do try to watch it. Fighting between members is something I don't like.
Edit: Katsumi, I can't believe it took me this long to figure out. You're thebunnyofdoom. You were pushing it with me before, joining on ANOTHER account doesn't help your situation. Especially since your first application was denied. :/ ...Whaaaat?
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Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2005 12:44 am
You = not on thin ice.
Katsumi/bunnyboy = moron.
Okay?
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Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2005 3:27 pm
Aryu Thin ice? With me? Kaze? Nah. You're still the Gaian Extinguisher of Dreams. And I still love you for it.
Katsumi: You have not proven yourself worthy of using 'your mom' insults in my guild. So, do try to watch it. Fighting between members is something I don't like.
Edit: Katsumi, I can't believe it took me this long to figure out. You're thebunnyofdoom. You were pushing it with me before, joining on ANOTHER account doesn't help your situation. Especially since your first application was denied. :/
I really do not know what you are talking about.
That is really farfetched to say that I am this person, but if you truly believe so, whatever tickles your fancy.
I am not going to be dragged into this little debate between this guy and yourself. I do not know what you are trying to prove, but go right ahead.
This will deem interesting.
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Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2005 7:09 pm
Aryu You = not on thin ice.
Katsumi={pigs? whee xp }
bunnyboy = moron.
{I agree ~'******** class="clear"> Okay, now I am a girl. How pleasant. I guess I should grow breasts, chop off my manhood and have a v****a implanted into my groin area. How attractive. stare Kamui would probably hit it. whee xp
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Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2005 7:23 pm
It's like clue! OMFGWTFBBQLOL
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Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2005 7:26 pm
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Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2005 9:41 pm
thebunnyofdoom Aryu You = not on thin ice.
Katsumi={pigs? whee xp }
bunnyboy = moron.
{I agree ~'******** class="clear"> Okay, now I am a girl. How pleasant. I guess I should grow breasts, chop off my manhood and have a v****a implanted into my groin area. How attractive. stare Kamui would probably hit it. whee xp Nope, I sure wouldn't. =; I prefer the real thing.
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