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 Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 7:06 pm
ZevVeli You know you're F***** when you are up against a sore loser, whom you know will hurt you physically if you beat him, and will gloat eternally if he wins. Then when you beat him later to shut him up he calls you a cheater and bashes your head in on the corner of the table, then shoves your deck in your mouth.
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Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 5:21 pm
u know ur f**ked when.... your opponet has that rat legendary card out with 300 1/1 rat tokens + 4 swarm rats that are 300/1 and u have no hand and playing with green..... and its and all out attack and all rats have fear..... it was a day that Jesus would've been scared...
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Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 6:28 pm
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Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 2:36 pm
ravener2759 ZevVeli You know you're F***** when you are up against a sore loser, whom you know will hurt you physically if you beat him, and will gloat eternally if he wins. Then when you beat him later to shut him up he calls you a cheater and bashes your head in on the corner of the table, then shoves your deck in your mouth. He's younger than you so that adds another lose-lose layer. He beats you up and ha-ha! you lost to a little kid, you beat him up and OMFG YOU INSENSITIVE SOB HOW DARE YOU BEAT UP A LITTLE KID! I WILL RIP OUT YOUR SPINE!!!!! Then you're really F****d
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Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 3:23 pm
ZevVeli ravener2759 ZevVeli You know you're F***** when you are up against a sore loser, whom you know will hurt you physically if you beat him, and will gloat eternally if he wins. Then when you beat him later to shut him up he calls you a cheater and bashes your head in on the corner of the table, then shoves your deck in your mouth. He's younger than you so that adds another lose-lose layer. He beats you up and ha-ha! you lost to a little kid, you beat him up and OMFG YOU INSENSITIVE SOB HOW DARE YOU BEAT UP A LITTLE KID! I WILL RIP OUT YOUR SPINE!!!!! Then you're really F****d Well when they are younger then you are you just make them taste the back of your hand and tell them to grow up ( whippersnapper)
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Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 6:58 pm
You know you're f**ked when I play a turn 2 power conduit and a turn 3 8/8 phyrexian soulgorger that gets bigger once per turn (semi-original combo).
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Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 1:19 pm
Two opponents, One with a sliver deck that had, for some reason, Akroma. The other, I can't remember, but I think it was an expirimental deck of his.
They vastly underestimated me, because I'm was new. They were busy taking each other out, not paying attention to how many counters my Hatchery had. I had an Orochi Hatchery with 20-40 charge counters, a bunch of tokens, two creatures with a provoke-like effect and a kusari-gama, and that bell that gives a creature +x/+x until end of turn, where X is the number of creatures you control. Imagine facing down twenty or so creatures, plus a 40/40 creature with the ability to do that much damage to all your creatures if it connects with one of them. It doesn't matter if you block it or not! And I still had enough to pull the same move on the other guy!
Best win I ever had.
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Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 4:13 pm
Kingofpie ZevVeli ravener2759 ZevVeli You know you're F***** when you are up against a sore loser, whom you know will hurt you physically if you beat him, and will gloat eternally if he wins. Then when you beat him later to shut him up he calls you a cheater and bashes your head in on the corner of the table, then shoves your deck in your mouth. He's younger than you so that adds another lose-lose layer. He beats you up and ha-ha! you lost to a little kid, you beat him up and OMFG YOU INSENSITIVE SOB HOW DARE YOU BEAT UP A LITTLE KID! I WILL RIP OUT YOUR SPINE!!!!! Then you're really F****d Well when they are younger then you are you just make them taste the back of your hand and tell them to grow up ( whippersnapper) That or you just take the lands out of your deck shuffle it and play common-deck side-bar duel infinite-mana, since the normal rules don't apply then they do not accuse you of cheating.
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Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 1:48 am
You're in a Type 1 tournement, you're playing the almighty power nine control deck and you've got out all your super artifacts and then...
Your opponant plays energy flux, and has saved up three counterspells of his own to counter your counter spells and force it through, rendering all your nice little moxes and who knows what other power artifacts liabilities. Oh, and now that he's nullified your artifacts and drained your counterspells, he's laying down the smack down with a buffed up unblockable creature your Morphling can't do anything about.
I just loved how I managed to actually beat those decks with that cheap little card. Still wish I had the sense to go all blue instead of experimenting with a blue/black deck that day.
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Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 5:44 pm
There are a group of ten of you playing, having been playing for about an hour, and the youngest memeber of the group whips out 1/1 creature that adds defence and attack equal to the number of all creature cards in all graveyards when it attacks. Whips EVERYONE out in about two rounds. I was SO humiliated!
Granted, I wasn't the most talented player of the ten, but I wasn't the rookie. It later was learned the youngest player had placed second in the then most recent NC Magic Tournament, so we didn't feel too bad ... just really, really, OLD!
*Nazlikiri
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Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 5:03 pm
Some person has a life gain deck, and they have 512 life. They played Storm Herd, with Coat of Arms on the feild.
Somebody plays Forgotten Ancient in an 8 player game, and gives it trample.
Somebody pulls out an Utopia Tree, and starts killing people with an infinite damage combo.
IN A BLUE/GREEN DECK!
Sombody beats me horribly, multiple times in a row, so I start to get agitated. They say they'd pick a deck that was more friendly. I pick my B/R deck. 2nd turn they play an Auriok Champion. stare
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Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 8:07 am
I got the guy down to 2 Life and all he had was a Dimir House guard and Szadek, he pummped up the Szadek to 80/80 and took my deck... next turn i would have been able to smash him with a 12/11 pummped up craw worm with trample and end the game. but he got me. wasnt the worst if just in a normal battle, but for the win in the competition.... i came out with a lucky second place victory....
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Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 1:21 pm
You know your screwed when you have a revised Ediotion Starter Deck and you're taking on a person who has been playing for several years (although you are an00b and don't realize it, you think you have a chance you Naive little b*****d.)
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Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 3:20 am
when u have to play against the chinese national champ at state champs.....
i won 1 out of 3.......
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Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 11:44 am
Phantom_Renegade when u have to play against the chinese national champ at state champs..... i won 1 out of 3....... Its better than I would have done. I would have won -65...
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