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 Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 11:18 am
Dark.Peach.Tree George: Mad-Eye Moody? Isn't he that nutter-
Mrs. Weasly: Your father thinks very highly of Mad-Eye Moody..
Fred: *whispering* Yeah, well, Dad collects plugs, doesn't he? Birds of a feather...
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Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 10:23 am
"Oh," said Ron, his smile fading slightly. "Are you that bad at kissing?"
"Dunno," said Harry, who hadn't considered this, and immediately felt rather worried. "Maybe I am."
"Of course you're not," said Hermione absently, still scribbling away at her letter.
"How do you know?" said Ron in a sharp voice.
rofl heart rofl
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Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 10:33 am
"Mr Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."
Snape froze. Harry stared, dumbstruck at the message. But the map didn't stop there. More writing appeared beneath the first.
"Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git."
It would have been very funny if the situation hadn't been so serious. And there was more....
"Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor."
Harry closed his eyes in horror. When he'd opened them, the map had had its last word.
"Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball."
My favorite quote EVA!!!!!
rofl rofl rofl
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Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 10:36 am
"You think your funny," she [Lilly potter] said coldly. "But you're just an arrogant bullying toerag, Potter. Leave him alone."
"I will if you go out with me, Evans." said James quickly. "Go on.... Go out with me, and I'll never lay a wand on old Snivelly again."
...
"I wouldn't go out with you if it was a choice between you and the giant squid," said Lily.
eek
GO LILLY!
GO LILLY!
GO, GO, GO LILLY!
rofl heart rofl
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Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 9:08 pm
Hermione to Harry: "We don't really talk at all... Viktor's more of a physical being. " (She smiles and turns a little red)
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Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2006 12:20 pm
"Howarts, Hogwarts, Hoggy Warty Hogwarts,
Teach us something please,
Whether we be old and bald
Or young with scaby knees,
Our heads could do with filling
With some interesting stuff,
For now they're bare, and full of air,
Dead flys, and bits of fluff,
So teach us things worth knowing,
Bring back what we forgot,
Just do your best, we'll do the rest,
And learn until our brains rot."
Everybody finished the song at different times. At last, only the Weasley twins were left singing along to a very slow funeral march.
rofl
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Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2006 1:50 pm
Ron: *to filch* What does it matter if we're smuggling dark stuff OUT? Surely you ought to be checking what we bring back IN?
*His cheek earned him a few extra jabs with the Sensor,...*
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Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 4:52 pm
" 'Your sons flew that car to Harry's house and back last night,' shouted Mrs. Weasley. 'What have you got to say about that, eh?'
'Did you really,' Mr. Weasley said eagerly. 'Did it go all right? I-I mean,' he faltered, as sparks flew from Mrs. Weasley's eyes, 'that-that was very wrong, boys--very wrong indeed...' "
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Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 6:42 pm
Harry: What do you see when you look in the mirror?
Dumbledore: I? I see myself holding a pair of thick, woolen socks.
*Harry stared*
Dumbledore: One can never have enough socks.
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Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 2:42 pm
*about kreacher*
Ron: The house-elf who lives here. Nutter. Never met one like him.
Hermoine: He is not a nutter.
Ron: His life's ambition is to have his head cut off and stuck up on a plaque like his mother. Is that normal, Hermione?
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Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 5:12 pm
Dark.Peach.Tree Ron: *to filch* What does it matter if we're smuggling dark stuff OUT? Surely you ought to be checking what we bring back IN?
*His cheek earned him a few extra jabs with the Sensor,...*
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Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2006 12:03 pm
Ginny: Three Dementor attacks in a week, and all Romilda vane does is ask me if it's true that you've got a Hippogriff tatooed across your chest.
Harry: And what did you tell her?
Ginny: i told her it was a Hungarian Horntail. Much more macho.
Harry: Thanks, and what did you tell her ron's got?
Ginny: a Pygmy Puff, but i didn't say were.
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Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 4:12 pm
Dumbledore:
"I will only truly have left this school when none here are loyal to me... Help will always be given at Hogwarts to those who ask for it."
"I seem to remember telling you both that I would have to expel you if you broke any more school rules," said Dumbledore. Ron opened his mouth in horror. "Which goes to show that the best of us must sometimes eat our words," Dumbledore went on, smiling.
Couldn't help but put two...I love Dumbledore!
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Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 4:12 pm
Harry: I don't want to stay here overnight. I want to find McClaggen and kill him.
Madam Pomfrey: I'm afraid that would come under the heading of 'overexertion'.
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