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 Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 8:13 am
vampiremistress1290 Stephy_AKA_Bunny Ieros Baby567 Me: Sorry Vampi...I neede to talk and everytime I sent one I ran out of space! So I ranted through 100 messages!
Gerard: Bean! What the hell are you doing?! Get off the bungee cord!
Me: But daddyyyyy!
Gerard: GET OFF THE DAMN CORD!
Me: MOMMY!
Lyn-Z: Listen to your father. -Flips through magazine- Eww...when is Paris Hilton gonna finally die?!
Me/Gerard: KILL HER!
Me: Can I go play in traffic with Vampi?
Lyn-Z/Gerard: NO!
Me: -Pouts-
Lyn-Z: Go swim in a toxic waste dump.
Gerard: Lyn-Z!
Lyn-Z: What?
Me: YAY! -Runs into toxic waste dump- -Runs out with magical powers- Yeah! I can fly I can fly I can fly! -Jumps off cliff- I can flyyyyyyyyy....! -Splat- Okay so I can't fly...I can still crawl though!
Lyn-Z: Oh s**t...
Gerard: Yeah, you're a wonderful parent!
Me: -Gets surgery- -Ish good as new- I can fly! -Jumps around room in straitjacket- Me: Daddy, can I have a straight jacket. Frank: Yes! Me: Yay! -puts one on and jumps around- Jamia: s**t, I leave her with you one minute and you get her put in a straight jacket. Frank: She wanted it Jamia: I swear Frank, you need one too. Frank: -puts one on and joins-
Me: Figures out that those 100 urgent messages were just spam mail... Did I miss something?
Jamia: Your father & sister are mental now.
Me: Are we the only sane people in our family now?
Jamia: I think so.
Me: Well I'm going to go mute the Famous Last Words video & laugh at Uncle Jigee.
Gerard: I heard that!
Me: I'm sorry! The voices at the Wal-Mart told me to do it! I DON'T WANT TO BUY MEAT AT VERY LOW PRICES! I'M VEGETARIAAAAN!!!!
Jamia: Seems like I'm the only sane person now.Me: I wanna laugh at daddy too!
Gerard: NUUU! It's not my fault! The voices! They tell me things...-eyetwitch-
Me: s**t...daddy's gone crazy.
Lyn-Z: Damn straight...let's get him a straitjacket.
Me: YAY! Everyone except the mommies wear straitjackets!
Gerard: Dammit...-putsa one on and join Frank and Vampi-
Me: Vampi! Our daddies are crazy!
{{We should make a story out of this somehow!
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Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 8:23 am
Ieros Baby567 vampiremistress1290 Stephy_AKA_Bunny Ieros Baby567 Me: Sorry Vampi...I neede to talk and everytime I sent one I ran out of space! So I ranted through 100 messages!
Gerard: Bean! What the hell are you doing?! Get off the bungee cord!
Me: But daddyyyyy!
Gerard: GET OFF THE DAMN CORD!
Me: MOMMY!
Lyn-Z: Listen to your father. -Flips through magazine- Eww...when is Paris Hilton gonna finally die?!
Me/Gerard: KILL HER!
Me: Can I go play in traffic with Vampi?
Lyn-Z/Gerard: NO!
Me: -Pouts-
Lyn-Z: Go swim in a toxic waste dump.
Gerard: Lyn-Z!
Lyn-Z: What?
Me: YAY! -Runs into toxic waste dump- -Runs out with magical powers- Yeah! I can fly I can fly I can fly! -Jumps off cliff- I can flyyyyyyyyy....! -Splat- Okay so I can't fly...I can still crawl though!
Lyn-Z: Oh s**t...
Gerard: Yeah, you're a wonderful parent!
Me: -Gets surgery- -Ish good as new- I can fly! -Jumps around room in straitjacket- Me: Daddy, can I have a straight jacket. Frank: Yes! Me: Yay! -puts one on and jumps around- Jamia: s**t, I leave her with you one minute and you get her put in a straight jacket. Frank: She wanted it Jamia: I swear Frank, you need one too. Frank: -puts one on and joins-
Me: Figures out that those 100 urgent messages were just spam mail... Did I miss something?
Jamia: Your father & sister are mental now.
Me: Are we the only sane people in our family now?
Jamia: I think so.
Me: Well I'm going to go mute the Famous Last Words video & laugh at Uncle Jigee.
Gerard: I heard that!
Me: I'm sorry! The voices at the Wal-Mart told me to do it! I DON'T WANT TO BUY MEAT AT VERY LOW PRICES! I'M VEGETARIAAAAN!!!!
Jamia: Seems like I'm the only sane person now.Me: I wanna laugh at daddy too!
Gerard: NUUU! It's not my fault! The voices! They tell me things...-eyetwitch-
Me: s**t...daddy's gone crazy.
Lyn-Z: Damn straight...let's get him a straitjacket.
Me: YAY! Everyone except the mommies wear straitjackets!
Gerard: Dammit...-putsa one on and join Frank and Vampi-
Me: Vampi! Our daddies are crazy!
{{We should make a story out of this somehow! Me: *shows up in straitjacket* ... WTF?
Ray: You've missed a lot, in case you didn't noticed.
Lyn-Z: GIVE ME A STRAITJACKET! *gets one and runs around*
Alicia: *joins*
Jamia: Am I the only sane person here?
Bob: Wanna grab some lunch?
Jamia: Sounds good to me.
Me: SHUT UP VOICES! I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT!
Voices: Well fine! We know when we're not wanted.
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Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 8:48 am
Hardcore Mosher Ieros Baby567 vampiremistress1290 Stephy_AKA_Bunny Ieros Baby567 Me: Sorry Vampi...I neede to talk and everytime I sent one I ran out of space! So I ranted through 100 messages!
Gerard: Bean! What the hell are you doing?! Get off the bungee cord!
Me: But daddyyyyy!
Gerard: GET OFF THE DAMN CORD!
Me: MOMMY!
Lyn-Z: Listen to your father. -Flips through magazine- Eww...when is Paris Hilton gonna finally die?!
Me/Gerard: KILL HER!
Me: Can I go play in traffic with Vampi?
Lyn-Z/Gerard: NO!
Me: -Pouts-
Lyn-Z: Go swim in a toxic waste dump.
Gerard: Lyn-Z!
Lyn-Z: What?
Me: YAY! -Runs into toxic waste dump- -Runs out with magical powers- Yeah! I can fly I can fly I can fly! -Jumps off cliff- I can flyyyyyyyyy....! -Splat- Okay so I can't fly...I can still crawl though!
Lyn-Z: Oh s**t...
Gerard: Yeah, you're a wonderful parent!
Me: -Gets surgery- -Ish good as new- I can fly! -Jumps around room in straitjacket- Me: Daddy, can I have a straight jacket. Frank: Yes! Me: Yay! -puts one on and jumps around- Jamia: s**t, I leave her with you one minute and you get her put in a straight jacket. Frank: She wanted it Jamia: I swear Frank, you need one too. Frank: -puts one on and joins-
Me: Figures out that those 100 urgent messages were just spam mail... Did I miss something?
Jamia: Your father & sister are mental now.
Me: Are we the only sane people in our family now?
Jamia: I think so.
Me: Well I'm going to go mute the Famous Last Words video & laugh at Uncle Jigee.
Gerard: I heard that!
Me: I'm sorry! The voices at the Wal-Mart told me to do it! I DON'T WANT TO BUY MEAT AT VERY LOW PRICES! I'M VEGETARIAAAAN!!!!
Jamia: Seems like I'm the only sane person now.Me: I wanna laugh at daddy too!
Gerard: NUUU! It's not my fault! The voices! They tell me things...-eyetwitch-
Me: s**t...daddy's gone crazy.
Lyn-Z: Damn straight...let's get him a straitjacket.
Me: YAY! Everyone except the mommies wear straitjackets!
Gerard: Dammit...-putsa one on and join Frank and Vampi-
Me: Vampi! Our daddies are crazy!
{{We should make a story out of this somehow! Me: *shows up in straitjacket* ... WTF?
Ray: You've missed a lot, in case you didn't noticed.
Lyn-Z: GIVE ME A STRAITJACKET! *gets one and runs around*
Alicia: *joins*
Jamia: Am I the only sane person here?
Bob: Wanna grab some lunch?
Jamia: Sounds good to me.
Me: SHUT UP VOICES! I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT!
Voices: Well fine! We know when we're not wanted. Me: Frankie! Jamia and Bob are running off together! Lave them be and marry meeeee!
Frank: I'm alreayd married to you.
Me: Really?! -Pinches arm- s**t! Ow...Hey I'm not dreaming!
All: YAY! Life Is Good!
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Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 8:52 am
Ieros Baby567 Hardcore Mosher Ieros Baby567 vampiremistress1290 Stephy_AKA_Bunny Ieros Baby567 Me: Sorry Vampi...I neede to talk and everytime I sent one I ran out of space! So I ranted through 100 messages!
Gerard: Bean! What the hell are you doing?! Get off the bungee cord!
Me: But daddyyyyy!
Gerard: GET OFF THE DAMN CORD!
Me: MOMMY!
Lyn-Z: Listen to your father. -Flips through magazine- Eww...when is Paris Hilton gonna finally die?!
Me/Gerard: KILL HER!
Me: Can I go play in traffic with Vampi?
Lyn-Z/Gerard: NO!
Me: -Pouts-
Lyn-Z: Go swim in a toxic waste dump.
Gerard: Lyn-Z!
Lyn-Z: What?
Me: YAY! -Runs into toxic waste dump- -Runs out with magical powers- Yeah! I can fly I can fly I can fly! -Jumps off cliff- I can flyyyyyyyyy....! -Splat- Okay so I can't fly...I can still crawl though!
Lyn-Z: Oh s**t...
Gerard: Yeah, you're a wonderful parent!
Me: -Gets surgery- -Ish good as new- I can fly! -Jumps around room in straitjacket- Me: Daddy, can I have a straight jacket. Frank: Yes! Me: Yay! -puts one on and jumps around- Jamia: s**t, I leave her with you one minute and you get her put in a straight jacket. Frank: She wanted it Jamia: I swear Frank, you need one too. Frank: -puts one on and joins-
Me: Figures out that those 100 urgent messages were just spam mail... Did I miss something?
Jamia: Your father & sister are mental now.
Me: Are we the only sane people in our family now?
Jamia: I think so.
Me: Well I'm going to go mute the Famous Last Words video & laugh at Uncle Jigee.
Gerard: I heard that!
Me: I'm sorry! The voices at the Wal-Mart told me to do it! I DON'T WANT TO BUY MEAT AT VERY LOW PRICES! I'M VEGETARIAAAAN!!!!
Jamia: Seems like I'm the only sane person now.Me: I wanna laugh at daddy too!
Gerard: NUUU! It's not my fault! The voices! They tell me things...-eyetwitch-
Me: s**t...daddy's gone crazy.
Lyn-Z: Damn straight...let's get him a straitjacket.
Me: YAY! Everyone except the mommies wear straitjackets!
Gerard: Dammit...-putsa one on and join Frank and Vampi-
Me: Vampi! Our daddies are crazy!
{{We should make a story out of this somehow! Me: *shows up in straitjacket* ... WTF?
Ray: You've missed a lot, in case you didn't noticed.
Lyn-Z: GIVE ME A STRAITJACKET! *gets one and runs around*
Alicia: *joins*
Jamia: Am I the only sane person here?
Bob: Wanna grab some lunch?
Jamia: Sounds good to me.
Me: SHUT UP VOICES! I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT!
Voices: Well fine! We know when we're not wanted. Me: Frankie! Jamia and Bob are running off together! Lave them be and marry meeeee!
Frank: I'm alreayd married to you.
Me: Really?! -Pinches arm- s**t! Ow...Hey I'm not dreaming!
All: YAY! Life Is Good! Me: Let me get this straight: Alicia ran off with some random therapist, Jamia and Bob are running off together, Bean and Frank are married, Gerard and Lyn-Z are married, Steve and Kitty are married, Chantal's gone, Mikey's married to Somber_Isis_Queen, Vampi likes Ray, Stephy's getting married Matt, and I'm married to Jimmy?
Jimmy: Sounds good to me.
Me: Cool.... WHAT ABOUT RAVEN?
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Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 9:05 am
Hardcore Mosher Ieros Baby567 Hardcore Mosher Ieros Baby567 vampiremistress1290
Me: Figures out that those 100 urgent messages were just spam mail... Did I miss something?
Jamia: Your father & sister are mental now.
Me: Are we the only sane people in our family now?
Jamia: I think so.
Me: Well I'm going to go mute the Famous Last Words video & laugh at Uncle Jigee.
Gerard: I heard that!
Me: I'm sorry! The voices at the Wal-Mart told me to do it! I DON'T WANT TO BUY MEAT AT VERY LOW PRICES! I'M VEGETARIAAAAN!!!!
Jamia: Seems like I'm the only sane person now.Me: I wanna laugh at daddy too!
Gerard: NUUU! It's not my fault! The voices! They tell me things...-eyetwitch-
Me: s**t...daddy's gone crazy.
Lyn-Z: Damn straight...let's get him a straitjacket.
Me: YAY! Everyone except the mommies wear straitjackets!
Gerard: Dammit...-putsa one on and join Frank and Vampi-
Me: Vampi! Our daddies are crazy!
{{We should make a story out of this somehow! Me: *shows up in straitjacket* ... WTF?
Ray: You've missed a lot, in case you didn't noticed.
Lyn-Z: GIVE ME A STRAITJACKET! *gets one and runs around*
Alicia: *joins*
Jamia: Am I the only sane person here?
Bob: Wanna grab some lunch?
Jamia: Sounds good to me.
Me: SHUT UP VOICES! I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT!
Voices: Well fine! We know when we're not wanted. Me: Frankie! Jamia and Bob are running off together! Lave them be and marry meeeee!
Frank: I'm alreayd married to you.
Me: Really?! -Pinches arm- s**t! Ow...Hey I'm not dreaming!
All: YAY! Life Is Good! Me: Let me get this straight: Alicia ran off with some random therapist, Jamia and Bob are running off together, Bean and Frank are married, Gerard and Lyn-Z are married, Steve and Kitty are married, Chantal's gone, Mikey's married to Somber_Isis_Queen, Vampi likes Ray, Stephy's getting married Matt, and I'm married to Jimmy?
Jimmy: Sounds good to me.
Me: Cool.... WHAT ABOUT RAVEN? Me: She can marry Frankie Junior! -Holds baby-
Frank: Gerard don't kill me...
Gerard: YOU IMPREGNATED MY DAUGHTER! -Tackles-
Me: Daddy get off of him! HE'S MY HUBBY!
Gerard: Fine...-Gets off Frank-
Lyn-Z: YAY! You have to let me plan his first birthday! -Crazy smile-
Me: Ummm...that's okay....no.
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Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 9:12 am
Ieros Baby567 Hardcore Mosher Ieros Baby567 Hardcore Mosher Ieros Baby567 vampiremistress1290
Me: Figures out that those 100 urgent messages were just spam mail... Did I miss something?
Jamia: Your father & sister are mental now.
Me: Are we the only sane people in our family now?
Jamia: I think so.
Me: Well I'm going to go mute the Famous Last Words video & laugh at Uncle Jigee.
Gerard: I heard that!
Me: I'm sorry! The voices at the Wal-Mart told me to do it! I DON'T WANT TO BUY MEAT AT VERY LOW PRICES! I'M VEGETARIAAAAN!!!!
Jamia: Seems like I'm the only sane person now.Me: I wanna laugh at daddy too!
Gerard: NUUU! It's not my fault! The voices! They tell me things...-eyetwitch-
Me: s**t...daddy's gone crazy.
Lyn-Z: Damn straight...let's get him a straitjacket.
Me: YAY! Everyone except the mommies wear straitjackets!
Gerard: Dammit...-putsa one on and join Frank and Vampi-
Me: Vampi! Our daddies are crazy!
{{We should make a story out of this somehow! Me: *shows up in straitjacket* ... WTF?
Ray: You've missed a lot, in case you didn't noticed.
Lyn-Z: GIVE ME A STRAITJACKET! *gets one and runs around*
Alicia: *joins*
Jamia: Am I the only sane person here?
Bob: Wanna grab some lunch?
Jamia: Sounds good to me.
Me: SHUT UP VOICES! I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT!
Voices: Well fine! We know when we're not wanted. Me: Frankie! Jamia and Bob are running off together! Lave them be and marry meeeee!
Frank: I'm alreayd married to you.
Me: Really?! -Pinches arm- s**t! Ow...Hey I'm not dreaming!
All: YAY! Life Is Good! Me: Let me get this straight: Alicia ran off with some random therapist, Jamia and Bob are running off together, Bean and Frank are married, Gerard and Lyn-Z are married, Steve and Kitty are married, Chantal's gone, Mikey's married to Somber_Isis_Queen, Vampi likes Ray, Stephy's getting married Matt, and I'm married to Jimmy?
Jimmy: Sounds good to me.
Me: Cool.... WHAT ABOUT RAVEN? Me: She can marry Frankie Junior! -Holds baby-
Frank: Gerard don't kill me...
Gerard: YOU IMPREGNATED MY DAUGHTER! -Tackles-
Me: Daddy get off of him! HE'S MY HUBBY!
Gerard: Fine...-Gets off Frank-
Lyn-Z: YAY! You have to let me plan his first birthday! -Crazy smile-
Me: Ummm...that's okay....no.
Me: Yes! We will plan it! Me, Lyn-Z, Kitty, Jamia, Alicia, Vampi, everyone! THIS WILL BE SO FUN!
Ray: *turns to Jimmy* Do you ever stop and think, 'Wow, I actually married her?'
Jimmy: Well, she's kinda your daughter.
Ray: Oh yeah. Guess I forgot that.
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Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 10:44 pm
Hardcore Mosher Ieros Baby567 Hardcore Mosher Ieros Baby567 Hardcore Mosher Me: *shows up in straitjacket* ... WTF?
Ray: You've missed a lot, in case you didn't noticed.
Lyn-Z: GIVE ME A STRAITJACKET! *gets one and runs around*
Alicia: *joins*
Jamia: Am I the only sane person here?
Bob: Wanna grab some lunch?
Jamia: Sounds good to me.
Me: SHUT UP VOICES! I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT!
Voices: Well fine! We know when we're not wanted. Me: Frankie! Jamia and Bob are running off together! Lave them be and marry meeeee!
Frank: I'm alreayd married to you.
Me: Really?! -Pinches arm- s**t! Ow...Hey I'm not dreaming!
All: YAY! Life Is Good! Me: Let me get this straight: Alicia ran off with some random therapist, Jamia and Bob are running off together, Bean and Frank are married, Gerard and Lyn-Z are married, Steve and Kitty are married, Chantal's gone, Mikey's married to Somber_Isis_Queen, Vampi likes Ray, Stephy's getting married Matt, and I'm married to Jimmy?
Jimmy: Sounds good to me.
Me: Cool.... WHAT ABOUT RAVEN? Me: She can marry Frankie Junior! -Holds baby-
Frank: Gerard don't kill me...
Gerard: YOU IMPREGNATED MY DAUGHTER! -Tackles-
Me: Daddy get off of him! HE'S MY HUBBY!
Gerard: Fine...-Gets off Frank-
Lyn-Z: YAY! You have to let me plan his first birthday! -Crazy smile-
Me: Ummm...that's okay....no.
Me: Yes! We will plan it! Me, Lyn-Z, Kitty, Jamia, Alicia, Vampi, everyone! THIS WILL BE SO FUN!
Ray: *turns to Jimmy* Do you ever stop and think, 'Wow, I actually married her?'
Jimmy: Well, she's kinda your daughter.
Ray: Oh yeah. Guess I forgot that.
Me: Frank...I'm scared.
Frank: Me too...adn why would Jamia plan my baby's first birthday?! SHE DIVORCED ME! SHE NO GET TO! Bob...I don't care if she's dating you or not!
Bob: But...
Frank: No.
Bob: Pleas-
Frank: NO.
Bob: Wo-
Frank: NO!
Bob: Fine...
Me: -Watches in amazement- Poor Bob-O-San is sad.
Ray: This big family is ********' weird....
All: DAMN STRAIGHT!
Me: Break out the straitjackets!
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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 9:25 am
Ieros Baby567 Hardcore Mosher Ieros Baby567 Hardcore Mosher Ieros Baby567 Hardcore Mosher Me: *shows up in straitjacket* ... WTF?
Ray: You've missed a lot, in case you didn't noticed.
Lyn-Z: GIVE ME A STRAITJACKET! *gets one and runs around*
Alicia: *joins*
Jamia: Am I the only sane person here?
Bob: Wanna grab some lunch?
Jamia: Sounds good to me.
Me: SHUT UP VOICES! I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT!
Voices: Well fine! We know when we're not wanted. Me: Frankie! Jamia and Bob are running off together! Lave them be and marry meeeee!
Frank: I'm alreayd married to you.
Me: Really?! -Pinches arm- s**t! Ow...Hey I'm not dreaming!
All: YAY! Life Is Good! Me: Let me get this straight: Alicia ran off with some random therapist, Jamia and Bob are running off together, Bean and Frank are married, Gerard and Lyn-Z are married, Steve and Kitty are married, Chantal's gone, Mikey's married to Somber_Isis_Queen, Vampi likes Ray, Stephy's getting married Matt, and I'm married to Jimmy?
Jimmy: Sounds good to me.
Me: Cool.... WHAT ABOUT RAVEN? Me: She can marry Frankie Junior! -Holds baby-
Frank: Gerard don't kill me...
Gerard: YOU IMPREGNATED MY DAUGHTER! -Tackles-
Me: Daddy get off of him! HE'S MY HUBBY!
Gerard: Fine...-Gets off Frank-
Lyn-Z: YAY! You have to let me plan his first birthday! -Crazy smile-
Me: Ummm...that's okay....no.
Me: Yes! We will plan it! Me, Lyn-Z, Kitty, Jamia, Alicia, Vampi, everyone! THIS WILL BE SO FUN!
Ray: *turns to Jimmy* Do you ever stop and think, 'Wow, I actually married her?'
Jimmy: Well, she's kinda your daughter.
Ray: Oh yeah. Guess I forgot that.
Me: Frank...I'm scared.
Frank: Me too...adn why would Jamia plan my baby's first birthday?! SHE DIVORCED ME! SHE NO GET TO! Bob...I don't care if she's dating you or not!
Bob: But...
Frank: No.
Bob: Pleas-
Frank: NO.
Bob: Wo-
Frank: NO!
Bob: Fine...
Me: -Watches in amazement- Poor Bob-O-San is sad.
Ray: This big family is ********' weird....
All: DAMN STRAIGHT!
Me: Break out the straitjackets!
Me: Let's go to Daddy's Straight Jacket Emporium!
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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 9:40 am
vampiremistress1290 Ieros Baby567 Hardcore Mosher Ieros Baby567 Hardcore Mosher Me: Let me get this straight: Alicia ran off with some random therapist, Jamia and Bob are running off together, Bean and Frank are married, Gerard and Lyn-Z are married, Steve and Kitty are married, Chantal's gone, Mikey's married to Somber_Isis_Queen, Vampi likes Ray, Stephy's getting married Matt, and I'm married to Jimmy?
Jimmy: Sounds good to me.
Me: Cool.... WHAT ABOUT RAVEN? Me: She can marry Frankie Junior! -Holds baby-
Frank: Gerard don't kill me...
Gerard: YOU IMPREGNATED MY DAUGHTER! -Tackles-
Me: Daddy get off of him! HE'S MY HUBBY!
Gerard: Fine...-Gets off Frank-
Lyn-Z: YAY! You have to let me plan his first birthday! -Crazy smile-
Me: Ummm...that's okay....no.
Me: Yes! We will plan it! Me, Lyn-Z, Kitty, Jamia, Alicia, Vampi, everyone! THIS WILL BE SO FUN!
Ray: *turns to Jimmy* Do you ever stop and think, 'Wow, I actually married her?'
Jimmy: Well, she's kinda your daughter.
Ray: Oh yeah. Guess I forgot that.
Me: Frank...I'm scared.
Frank: Me too...adn why would Jamia plan my baby's first birthday?! SHE DIVORCED ME! SHE NO GET TO! Bob...I don't care if she's dating you or not!
Bob: But...
Frank: No.
Bob: Pleas-
Frank: NO.
Bob: Wo-
Frank: NO!
Bob: Fine...
Me: -Watches in amazement- Poor Bob-O-San is sad.
Ray: This big family is ********' weird....
All: DAMN STRAIGHT!
Me: Break out the straitjackets!
Me: Let's go to Daddy's Straight Jacket Emporium!Me: Because it's not just a store, it's an EMPORIUM!
Jimmy: Where the f**k did that come from?
Me: *shrugs*
Gerard: TO THE EMPORIUM! *flies*
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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 11:46 am
Me: -Picks up purple straitjacket- Now straijackets coem in all colors of the rainbow! White to black and everything in between!
Frank: Yeah! Wait..what?
Me: -Elbows Frank in the ribs- Just go with it, I dyed half of them in different colors.
Gerard: I GET RED!
Mikey: GIMME THE GREEN ONE!
Bob: BLUE!
Frank: ORANGE!
Ray: BLACK!
Jimmy: PINK! YEAH!
All: ...
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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 11:56 am
Ieros Baby567 Me: -Picks up purple straitjacket- Now straijackets coem in all colors of the rainbow! White to black and everything in between!
Frank: Yeah! Wait..what?
Me: -Elbows Frank in the ribs- Just go with it, I dyed half of them in different colors.
Gerard: I GET RED!
Mikey: GIMME THE GREEN ONE!
Bob: BLUE!
Frank: ORANGE!
Ray: BLACK!
Jimmy: PINK! YEAH!
All: ... Me: Nu! Gee-String! You have the last red one! Gee: Stop calling me that! Me: Gee-String Gee-String Gee-String Gee-String Gee-String Gee-String Gee-String Gee-String Gee-String Gee-String Gee-String Gee-String Gee-String!! What now! Gee: Nuuuuuuuuu it burrrrnnnnsss! Me: What Gee-String? Gee: Yes my g-string is hurting my a**! All: ....
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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 6:47 pm
Stephy_AKA_Bunny Ieros Baby567 Me: -Picks up purple straitjacket- Now straijackets coem in all colors of the rainbow! White to black and everything in between!
Frank: Yeah! Wait..what?
Me: -Elbows Frank in the ribs- Just go with it, I dyed half of them in different colors.
Gerard: I GET RED!
Mikey: GIMME THE GREEN ONE!
Bob: BLUE!
Frank: ORANGE!
Ray: BLACK!
Jimmy: PINK! YEAH!
All: ... Me: Nu! Gee-String! You have the last red one! Gee: Stop calling me that! Me: Gee-String Gee-String Gee-String Gee-String Gee-String Gee-String Gee-String Gee-String Gee-String Gee-String Gee-String Gee-String Gee-String!! What now! Gee: Nuuuuuuuuu it burrrrnnnnsss! Me: What Gee-String? Gee: Yes my g-string is hurting my a**! All: .... Me: -Pulls out very last red jacket behind a barrel- Here is the last one! You can have it Stephy!
Frank: Aww...my wifey is so sweet...
Me: -Cheesy Grin-
All: SHe's the sweetest in all the land...-sings big gay musical- WOO!
Me: Wow....lametastic ehh?
Gerard: How'd I end up doing that?
All but Gee: Because we hypnotized you! -Song-like voices-
Gerard: NUUUU!
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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 8:42 pm
Ieros Baby567 Stephy_AKA_Bunny Ieros Baby567 Me: -Picks up purple straitjacket- Now straijackets coem in all colors of the rainbow! White to black and everything in between!
Frank: Yeah! Wait..what?
Me: -Elbows Frank in the ribs- Just go with it, I dyed half of them in different colors.
Gerard: I GET RED!
Mikey: GIMME THE GREEN ONE!
Bob: BLUE!
Frank: ORANGE!
Ray: BLACK!
Jimmy: PINK! YEAH!
All: ... Me: Nu! Gee-String! You have the last red one! Gee: Stop calling me that! Me: Gee-String Gee-String Gee-String Gee-String Gee-String Gee-String Gee-String Gee-String Gee-String Gee-String Gee-String Gee-String Gee-String!! What now! Gee: Nuuuuuuuuu it burrrrnnnnsss! Me: What Gee-String? Gee: Yes my g-string is hurting my a**! All: .... Me: -Pulls out very last red jacket behind a barrel- Here is the last one! You can have it Stephy!
Frank: Aww...my wifey is so sweet...
Me: -Cheesy Grin-
All: SHe's the sweetest in all the land...-sings big gay musical- WOO!
Me: Wow....lametastic ehh?
Gerard: How'd I end up doing that?
All but Gee: Because we hypnotized you! -Song-like voices-
Gerard: NUUUU! Mike {my daddy mike} and Me: Dont cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me!? Matt: You are...sadly. Mike: I am not! Matt: Not you. Me: Thank you mommmmmmmyy! -hugs and puts on jacket- Now can you do something about the brothers there. -atemps to point at them-
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Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 12:09 am
Me: -Pokes Matt and Mike with a sharp stick- There...?
Frank: -Rolls eyes- -Tackles Matt and Mike- Rawr!
Me: WTF?
Frank: What?
Me: Ignore your daddy Steph, I gave him coffee today and forgot to give him decaf...
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Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 1:47 am
Ieros Baby567 Me: -Pokes Matt and Mike with a sharp stick- There...?
Frank: -Rolls eyes- -Tackles Matt and Mike- Rawr!
Me: WTF?
Frank: What?
Me: Ignore your daddy Steph, I gave him coffee today and forgot to give him decaf...
Me: Is Daddy okay?
Frank: Crazy low prices!
Me: That's a sign he's not.
Frank: *sings* I'm not okay!
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