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Boysenbari

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 6:15 pm


Queen-of-kraziiness
Oboe you di'int!!!
AH, THAT IS PERFECT!
I wish I played oboe now. At least as an extra instrument.;]

It's not good, I don't know if it's been said yet, but...:
Without band, life would B♭.

LOL B FLAT.*shot*
PostPosted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 8:50 pm


Picolo
Picollo
Piccollo

Small Flute. ^.^

What's the football team doing on the band field?

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 12:43 pm


Yuki Night Uchiha
for bassoon
Front:
It's not a baboon or a buffoon
Back:
IT'S A BASSOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5 hours of practice still I can do better

(For female Bassoonist)
such a male oriented world i live in
Marching.
Foot ball was made for halftime

the real show begins at half time

I march I play and it's in time

Front:
Fingureing, tonging, tapping
Back:
BAND!!!!!


biggrin DDDDDDDDD I love it. (im a bassoon AND female)

hahahaha for a shirt (picture of BD then arrow pointing to it) GOD.

My friend said this one: If you play bassoon, you can read egyptian (fingering charts very confusing)
PostPosted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 7:18 am


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This should totally be on a marching band shirt



i think ive been in band to long xD

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 7:35 am


khgirl08
Front: I AM an athlete...

Back: I play trumpet (or insert whatever instrument you please...)

Beneath the big saying on back: (I'd like to see the football team and cheer squad stand completely still at attention for more than thirty seconds...)

Oh, and this is a tradition in my band, started last year: It looks like your typical OSU on the front, but on the back...: Ohio State #1, Ohio University #110.

Yeah... I need a cool shirt...


lol what school do u go to cause i have a shirt from OU that kinda looks like that
PostPosted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 7:42 am


front: And the band director said "Let there be light"
Back: and there was

Front: students: Come on Stan use the mike
Stan: No i Will not use the mike cause it will be like...
Back: *bam* GOD is comeing out of the celing


thats some that were in the runing for our band Tour shirts...xD the one that won i will post later cause i cant remember it at the moment >.<

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 6:34 pm


one of our shirts say Front:"Hey David" Pic of OU on front
Back:how does it feel to be Travor again
lol that was an inside joke


Front: "this is what friday nights are for"
Back: our tuba section


2008 tour shirts xD
u have 4 mins to...tell your crazy APACHE DOCTOR your FAMOUS LAST WORDS; because soon you will be PARALYZED from the POISON you took, which turned you into the ANIMAL THAT YOU HAVE BECOME because u asked BURGE, "HEY BABY, ARE U GONNA BE MY GIRL?" (which there AINT NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT), but u HELD ON LOOSLEY and he WALKED AWAY, and when you rode that LONG TRAIN RUNNIN' to tell him THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES, you then gave up, because you realized that PFFT...HE WAS GONE
READY?
Ok...GO!

blue lion marching band 2008


the bold words were the songs and stupid stuff we done and band xD
PostPosted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 8:48 pm


Front: Woodwinds??

Back: Ohhhhhh You mean the cheerleaders for the brass!!

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 10:01 am


Picture of drums and some sort of brass instrument. "Do you bang or blow?"

XD
PostPosted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 11:42 am


All hail the clarinets! ... (and other woodwinds, too) ...
Without us, the band would B flat.

Brass? ...
Oh, those poor people whoose lips just crashed!

A proud member of the CCC. (Crazy Clarinet Clan) Battling the evil forces that call themselves "brass," especailly when we have the counter melody.

Walker_of_Sky


thesavvy

PostPosted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 7:19 pm


here's one
screw the short bus i ride the band bus
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 9:17 pm


we were gonna get this put on a shirt but our directors wouldn't allow it

"Flutes: Blow hard, finger fast"

Arenthe


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PostPosted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 12:25 pm


kiyy09
Me and my friend wanted to make a shirt with some of our inside jokes on it . . . we never did, but I still got this fun list.


Thoughts of a french horn player . . .

“That note’s too high!”

“Can I take this part down an octave?”

“Can I hear what the E flat in measure 57 sounds like?”

“Where ARE we?”

“19 measures of rest, time for our nap,”

“That trumpet player’s kind of cute!”

“Did I just miss my cue?”

“I like your half circle,”

“Elephant!”

“I can’t feel my lips . . .”

“I can’t find my spit!”

“6 2 3 4, 7 2 3 4, 8 2 3 –breathes-”


lmao! wow. im a french horn player and i have found my self thinking alot of these things. rofl rofl rofl rofl
PostPosted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 7:55 am


here's a few our band was considering...

"Practice Safe Sax"
"This Blows" (picture of trumpet)
"What the hell is the football team doing on our Marching Band Field??"
"ONE MORE TIME!!" (for our band director, who's "one more time" means about 8 more times)
"BLT- Not just a tasty sandwich" (Band Leadership Team XD)
"I'd hit that" (picture of a drum)
"Kiss me, hug me, but dont touch my clarinet!" (or whatever instrument)
"SIT UP ROGER!!" (For the one trumpet player who doesnt sit up)

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dakmaster15000

PostPosted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 8:23 pm


A bus with five drummers falls off a cliff.
Whats the tragety?
There could have been seven...



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