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You know you're addicted to Gaia wrestling RP when...

Posted by Marts
- You look around for Snypa Rifle and Atrocity everytime you see a house on fire.
- You ask to every British you see if they know Cartwright or Saint Joey.
- You enter somewhere and yells outloud "What's up, Marxxaddicts!"
- You think your parents adopted you, and that you're real parents are known as Jinx and PhycoGirl.
- You feel sad because Invasion, Mayhem and Fever are not on any of your local channels.
- When your history teacher asks you about the biggest wars in history, you talk about RWA vs EEW.
- You really beleive Daniel Cross is dead.
- You call the people you know from Gaia by their RP character name.
- You can't wait to see Jed on Monday night RAW.
- You check for "Mad Dog" McLendon in the PWI top 500.
- You think The Undertaker's real name is Bucky ONiel.
- By looking at how many characters he plays, you think G.W.S. has a personnality problem.
- You think the reason why Cena was champ for so long is because he's in Jarel's kilq xd
- You make a quick research on Flixster to get some informations about a movie starring K. Fresh.
- Squash match = godmodding.
- Babelfish and Freetranslations are there to understand what Mystique says.
- You was disappointed when you found out that the "SAVE_US" promos were about Chris Jericho, and not about Chris Danzing
- You argue with your friends, saying it is possible to kick out of a chairshot and a finisher.
- For you, a gorilla as champion is completely normal.
- Chris Masters has been "banned for inactivity" from the WWE.

Posted by Schev
- You see a hobo pushing a shopping cart down the street and you immediately chase after him.
- Whenever you hear a train go by you think about Talent.
- You watch the Lord of the Rings and then cry because you didn't see Mad Dog in it.
- You study French only to try and woo Mystique in her native language.
- Instead of saying you bombed a test, you say you Cartwright Crunched it.
- You go to church and are disappointed to find that Saint Joey isn't preaching.
- You pull the fire alarm at school so you can run around saying, "Fire fire fire fire fire! Burn burn burn burn burn!"
- You threaten your history teacher to give you an A or suffer from a Marxxission.
- You drive by a sewage plant and complain that in reeks of senshi.
- You only go out at night so that you don't have to worry about shadows.
- Your favorite Canadian wrestler isn't Bret Hart, Edge, or Christian Cage, but Jacob Meyer.
- You boo and hiss whenever a real wrestler appears on TV.
- You explain to your teacher that you turned your homework in late because you wrote down each answer as "Attemps to get the right answer" and had to wait for the 2 day auto-hit rule before you could pass it in.
- You wonder when CZW will become another EEW Territory
- You watch a women's match and cry when a monkey wearing a bikini doesn't come out to fight
- You watch The Learning Channel and expect to see a Cartwright special on ladders and fine tables
- Your economics class covers making a profit and you get upset that Tavarius wasn't mentioned.
- You wait for Majin, K. Fresh, and Ruin to sue the X-Files for stealing the title of their DVD
- You trace your geneology through one of Damien's Family Trees
- You get Cartwright's jokes
- You get sent to drug therapy for saying that you started out on Speed
- You think Booker T stole Schevia's name for his wrestling promotion.
- You make a phone call to Hollywood on behalf of Daniel Cross.
- You hope to be referred to in another of these facts by Schevia.
- You wish you could get a three-way with Codi Page and Mystique.
- You credit the Ghost Rider's hair to Snypa.
- You watch Casper the Friendly Ghost and wonder why he's not red.
- You search all of eBay to try and find bids on one of Samoa Dan's used dreads.

Posted by Mystique
- You wonder where Steve Kent, Marxx & Mavlik Young are when you hear WGTT's music
- You watch every Final Fantasy movies, in hopes to see the street fight between Sephiroth & Tidus
- You ask your religion teacher about the "Hardcore Messiah"
- You don't blame Russo ... you blame DDD!
- You think Jericho ripped off Danzing
- You say you met a wrestling star, you actually mean you saw Proto in real life.
- You wish to be as lucky as John Cena with the dice rolls.
- You stopped being a christian to practice Jo-daism.

Posted by Ruin
- You wish Samoa Dan would knock on your door and offer to smoke a joint with you.
- You swear you saw a guy cosplaying as Otaking at an anime convention.
- You think the Undertaker ripped off Jarel.
- You hear the phrase S&M and you expect to get stoned or mutilated.

Posted by Riff
- You believe even ODW had better booking then WWE
- You're just waiting for the day to come when Senshi runs in during a Triple H promo, uninvited, then godmodes, then accusing Triple H of godmodding

Posted by GWS
- You think the commentary on a wrestling show is horrible, you wish the Avenged would come to the table and then drink scotch with the fans after the match.
- You yell, "Even Danzig is a better heel than you!" at The Miz on ECW.
- You actually think G.W.S.' characters are decent
- You chant "Hail Danzig" without thinking about it when you hear Cult of Personality.
- You turned on Raw in September expecting to see a Daniel Cross tribute show.
- You yell "Damn godmodder!" at The Great Khali.
- You do the D-Sex taunt whenever you hear the phrases "blow it" or "******** it".
- You list your official religion as Danzigism.
- You have every album The Inquisition and Lionheart have ever made.
- Your history class covers the Inquisition and you get up and start dancing like Esoteric.
- You wish the lesbian chick from the Avenged would show up on Raw...now that'll make the women's division more interesting icon_xd.gif
- You wear shades all the time and call people assmonkey in tribute to Daniel Cross (alternatively, if you actually cried when I killed him off)
- You do the announcing for your school's basketball games. You refer to the other guy at the table as Syn, drink scotch, and make pop-culture references during the game. (Consequently, you become the most popular announcer in your school's history)

Posted by Damien
- You hear the words "Das Blitzkrieg" and you think about Bloody Reich.
- See fire and start singing "Fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, BURN! BURN! BURN!"
- Imagine a ring of fire and remember what Cartwright said about Damien.
- You read X-Men comics to see if Havok is gonna be the PAW Champion.
- You call every bible-thumper you see Diego Alva.

Posted by Cart
- People talk about the screwjob, you think about Jarel vs CwP
- You can't wait for WWE Raw and EEW Burn to compete head-to-head!

Posted by Jinx
- Every time you hear someone say D-Bag you turn thinking Triple D is behind you
- You are looking about for EEW Originals Action Figures and Limited Time X-Cup Superstars
- You look for RWA PPV on On-Demand
- You try your hardest to get OECW DVDs on Netflix
You wait to find out if Vince will come out and end the match with a dice roll...
- You want to see in Kelly King 2.0 and Majin will be in this years Hall-of-Fame

Posted by Phenom
- You're still pissed that CM Punk ripped off Matt Shanahan's name
-When you see a diving board,you think of the time Matt tossed Kodiak off one
-When you hear The Great Khali has left,you believe that means Senshi Snickers.
-You think that Cartwright might actually have more talent than Cena.
-You boo when you can't find OECW on demand.
-When you saw The Great Khali get the World Title,you said 'Godmodding noob!'

Posted by Tim
- You wear shades all the time and call people assmonkey in tribute to Daniel Cross
- you hear people Chanting Ouch, you think Mad Dog.
- You wish Majin Inferno would Take over WWE

Posted by Proto
- The very next time you see a bong, you think of Samoa Dan.
- A new wrestling promotion opens and you decide not to watch it, citing "it will be dead in a few weeks."
- You call the Rock Bottom as the 2.0ver, or any other finisher by an e-fedders name for it.
- When you've stopped watching RAW, SmackDown, ECW, TNA, ROH and CZW. Why? Because "Reals suck a**."

-You revive a dead thread just to comment on one comment that you should have noticed ages ago.

- For you, it is possible for someone to wrestle on WWE and TNA at the same time
- You bought the "Most powerful families in wrestling" DVD, just to know a little more about the Damone family.

- You try to Tiger Suplex someone by the ears.
- You follow the TNA X-Cup to see if Cartwright will be the leader of "Team UK".
- For you, the reason why we don't understand Khali is because he types in chat talk. (or is controlled by someone from WWA)
- You succeed to Tiger Suplex someone by the ears.
- You think a wrestling business can be successful if managed by a guy who isn't in high school yet.