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 Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2006 3:47 pm
Lorelai: What are you gonna do, walk it off?!
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Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2006 6:03 pm
"oye with the poodles already!" mrgreen
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Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 8:28 am
Lor: Fracking Celine Dion coner!
((If you don't watch Battlestar Galactica on scifi you probably wouldn't catch this and the previos reference of Rory calling Emily a cylon.))
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Posted: Mon May 01, 2006 2:37 pm
Lorelai Gilmore, disappointing mothers since 1965
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Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 8:08 am
Lorelia: What happened to the hell with it. Throwing caution to the wind. What --damn the laundry service!
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Posted: Tue May 09, 2006 2:53 pm
In the episode when Lorelai and Emily go to the spa for the weekend they're at the receptionist desk:
Emily (speaking to receptionist): We intend to leave here completely different people.
Lorelai: Yes, I'm going to be Ted Nugent.
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Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 7:48 pm
[Lorelai's having Rory]
Young Lorelai: Okay, this is a big pain and I'd really like it to go away, please.
Nurse: Just breathe deep, honey.
Young Lorelai: Breathing doesn't help, can I hit you instead?
Nurse: What?
Young Lorelai: Or pinch you really hard, 'cause that might make me feel better.
Nurse: No, you cannot hit me.
Young Lorelai: Can I bite you or pull your hair or use the Epilady on you 'cause I really need to do something.
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Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 7:49 pm
i don't know if this counts since its sort lorelai and rory quote but here it is:
Rory: Do something to make me hate you!
Lorelai: Um, go Hitler?
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Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 8:01 pm
Lorelai has to model in a charity event for Booster Club that her mother made her get involved in]
Lorelai: Ugh, they totally just snuck that modeling thing in.
Rory: Hmm, my mom's a model. Maybe you'll get to date Leonardo DiCaprio now.
Lorelai: Plus, now I have to plan the whole stupid thing.
Rory: Lorelai Gilmore. Nope, doesn't sound model-y enough. You need something that stands out more. How about Waffle. We could call you Waffle and say you're from Belgium.
Lorelai: [dialing on her cell phone] Okay, I'm crabby, I need to do something about it.
[on phone]
Lorelai: Hey Mom!
Emily: Well, hello.
Lorelai: So I went to my first Booster meeting last night, did Bitty tell you?
Emily: No, she did not.
Lorelai: Oh, well, maybe she's still stuck under that desk. You might want to send someone out there to look.
Emily: Well, it's certainly nice to hear you finally getting involved.
Lorelai: Yes, in fact we're planning a charity fashion show next weekend, and I volunteered to organize it.
Emily: Well, good for you.
Lorelai: Yes, and since I know how concerned you are about how Rory's perceived at Chilton, I knew you'd want to be involved somehow, so you're gonna be one of the models.
Emily: Excuse me?
Lorelai: Yeah, so it's next Saturday, be there at four, and we'll provide hair and makeup.
Emily: Lorelai, you can't be serious.
Lorelai: Oh, and we'll need your measurements also.
Emily: This is ridiculous.
Lorelai: Mom. You said you wanted me to be involved. Well, I'm involved, now don't you want to do your part to ensure Rory's future?
Emily: All right.
Lorelai: Start measuring.
[hangs up]
Rory: You feel better now?
Lorelai: Waffle's very happy.
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Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 7:01 pm
L:"Honey, you lost me at carrots"
S: What?
L:"That was the first draft of You had me at hello"
L=lorelai
S=Sookie
when sookie is pregnant and she has to be in bed all the time, so they have to find a replacement and sookie is telling lorelai how to cook the dinner that night, that's where this quote is from.
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Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 1:44 am
Well this is the young Lorelai , but its so funny .. :
Young Lorelai: Okay, this is a big pain and I'd really like it to go away, please.
Nurse: Just breathe deep, honey.
Young Lorelai: Breathing doesn't help, can I hit you instead?
Nurse: What?
Young Lorelai: Or pinch you really hard, 'cause that might make me feel better.
Nurse: No, you cannot hit me.
Young Lorelai: Can I bite you or pull your hair or use the Epilady on you 'cause I really need to do something.
_____
Rory: Do something to make me hate you!
Lorelai: Um, go Hitler?
_____
Rory: What's with the carrots?
Lorelai: I was afraid you weren't eating well at school.
Rory: Ohhh.
Lorelai: Marshmallow?
_____
Lorelai: Oh, wait, are you Pennilyn Lott, my dad's college sweetheart?
Pennilyn Lott: Yes.
Lorelai: You're my almost-mommy.
Pennilyn Lott: Well, I supposed that's one way of putting it...
Lorelai: I'm so glad to finally meet you. Let me ask you something - would you have let me get a pony?
_____
Lorelai: I don't hate you.
Dean: No?
Lorelai: No, though I did imagine at least 20 different ways to remove your head from your body.
_____
Lorelai: Great, fine, do what you want. I guess I'm just out the thousand-dollar deposit.
Luke: What deposit?
Lorelai: For the room.
Luke: What room?
Lorelai: For the thing, for the afterwards thing...
Luke: Oh, wait, now, you're talking crazy talk trying to confuse me, aren't you?
Lorelai: Aren't you?
Luke: What?
Lorelai: Who?
_____
Lorelai: This is amazing chicken, Mom. I mean it, really great.
Emily: Thank you, Lorelai.
Lorelai: It's like super chicken. I bet it could fly. Have you tried tossing it out the window?
_____
Rory: You're lying.
Lorelai: I'm being mysterious. That's what women do.
_____
Lorelai: You know how on All in the Family when Edith would be yapping about something and Archie would pretend to make a noose and hang himself or shoot himself in the head?
Rory: Yeah?
Lorelai: I don't know. Something about this moment just made me think of that.
_____
Lorelai: Date her, marry her, make her Mrs. Backwards baseball cap. See if I care.
_____
Luke: Hey, Kirk, what's with the...?
Kirk: It's not a purse!
Luke: I wasn't going to say "purse". What's with the gay bag?
_____
Lorelai is rejoicing over being able to go down to Luke's diner and get pie whenever she wants]
Lorelai: Oh, it's heaven! One quick trip downstairs and I have all the treats I want. You're like Willy Wonka but hotter.
Luke: I am not hotter than Willy Wonka.
Lorelai: Slap on a purple top hat and you're close.
_____
Lorelai: Are you two completely out of your mind? There is a ceremony going on in there. Young girls in ugly dresses and stupid fans are parading around in circles for God knows what reason, and you two are ruining it.
.. She's so great . I have more .. xD
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Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 8:04 pm
-First episode of 6th season-
Lorelai= You gonna kiss me now?
(Luke nods sexily)
Lorelai= So totally predictable
-Third episode of 5th season-
Luke=... I've filled my hitting quota of the week(Lorelai looks at him) Dirty?
Lorelai= Extremely!
Luke= Thought so.
-Season Finale of 6th season-
The whole conversation between Lorelai and Linny at the dinner.
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Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 4:17 pm
m-shell i don't know if this counts since its sort lorelai and rory quote but here it is: Rory: Do something to make me hate you! Lorelai: Um, go Hitler? that is one of my fave ones!
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Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 6:19 pm
I didn't look at all the posts, but here's my favourites.
Hey! I had dibs on being the b***h tonight!
Luke, will you marry me?
ok, ok, I know it's not an exclusive line, that only Lorelai says, but it kicks the most a**.
I'm going to makeout in the coat closet. Don't eat my chicken!
When I die, I want you to know where the coupon drawer is.
Lol, you know what I noticed, technically, you can post quotes by Lorelai, or Rory, or Lorelai 1, because they're names are all Lorelai =]
LORELAI: Oh, my God, look who's back!
RORY: Well, I believe it's those adorable Gilmore girls.
LORELAI: My, how we have missed them.
RORY: I hear they're different now. A little sad.
LORELAI: A little broke.
LUKE: Don't you two believe in jet lag?
LORELAI: No way! We're still flying on the Atlantic City buzz. Hey - [They kiss] handsome. Were you bad while I was gone?
LUKE: I was. I went to bed every night at ten fifteen.
LORELAI: Grandpa, what am I going to do with you
LORELAI: We, on the other hand, have not been to bed at all since we left.
RORY: We did fall over once, though.
LORELAI [sips her coffee and makes a face]: What's different?
RORY: No Kahlua.
RORY: Wait, I got it! [She pulls a photo out of her back. They laugh.]
LORELAI: Luke, I want you to meet Derek McKinney, your twin separated at birth.
LUKE: This is a man dressed like Dolly Parton.
RORY: You should hear him do 'Jolene'. Amazing.
LUKE: You think I look like a guy dressed as Dolly Parton
yeah, yeah, Luke's in it.
LORELAI: Oh, you put bacon in your laundry!
LORELAI: Hey! Judas! Get back here right now!
SOOKIE: So, what are your initial thoughts about your wedding?
LORELAI: Well, it should be legal.
SOOKIE: Good. Okay. And after that?
LORELAI: After that I'm out.
SOOKIE: How about a hometown wedding? Town square, ceremony in the gazebo.
LORELAI: Gaze-blah.
SOOKIE: Okay. Boring. I got it. How about a church wedding?
LORELAI: Maybe.
SOOKIE: Oh! Beach wedding! Huh? No shoes, Luke can wear shorts -
LORELAI: No. But I want to be with you when you pitch the shorts idea to Luke.
SOOKIE: Okay. No consensus on the locale. Let's move on to the dress!
LORELAI: Okay.
SOOKIE: Any thoughts?
LORELAI: There should be one.
SOOKIE: Okay. Doing great here.
[Luke delivers food to a customer, then stops at their table.]
LUKE: Uh, are you going to eat that cake?
LORELAI: Why? You want it?
ok, this one's Sookie, but it kicks almost as much a** as, "Luke, will you marry me?
SOOKIE [yelling over his protests]: No you don't! BFOTB! Ah!!
Lorelai: Would you just stand still?
LORELAI: Are you sure she's gonna want that back? It's been left alone all night at a keg party. There's no getting it over that. That backpack is permanently scarred. That backpack is Zelda Fitzgerald.
LORELAI: [sings] You're everything I would like to be. And I could fly higher than an eagle, 'cause you are the wind beneath my wings.
LORELAI [carrying a garment bag]: Vera Wang calling! Wow, you can almost see that smell.
LANE [whispers to Lorelai]: You couldn't have set it on fire?
LORELAI: Dude, there's not enough lighter fluid in the world.
That's all I've got for now.
I know alot of them have important conversing before/after them, but if you're a die hard fan, you've seen the episode, and can imagine the rest.
=]
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Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 1:07 pm
"Yeah, but these aren't shoes, they're works of art! They should be in the lourve!"
I use this one daily:
"Thank you Harv, you're our new best friend. Course anyone with free food is our friend."
Thank you ______, you're my new best friend!
Of course anyone ___________ is my friend."
Is what I say when someone helps me CMA.
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