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Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2007 12:15 am
"Well hes probably going to kick you in the nads next. hehehhe." Jimmy answered to Speedemon's question.
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Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2007 6:43 am
"Ha-ha, very funny. If I wasn't on blue I'd kick you in the nads." SpeeDemon said. He peeked his head out of the room. "So if we weren't in Blood Gulch ... where are we now?"
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Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2007 9:08 am
"To answer all your questions in one sentence; You get your armor after basic, we train you, which we call basic, and we are in basic." said Master Chief.
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Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2007 10:15 am
"That doesn't make a lot of sense. You used the same word too many times, and basically repeated yourself," said the last person.
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Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2007 10:19 am
"Precisely, Not Yourself," said Master Chief. "Those are exactly the answers, and if you don't like it, you can leave now. I got tickets home for all that want them!" said Master Chief, holding them up, above the reach of everyone.
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Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2007 10:34 am
SpeeDemon, a little puzzled, said "Okay, great, I guess. So, um ... what happens now?" He looked around again, still a bit confused.
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Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2007 10:39 am
"OUTSIDE EVERYONE!" screamed Master Chief, and pressed his hand on a keypad. A door slid up, revealing a dark and desolate place, with monkey bars. "This is basic training," he said, and started marching outside.
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Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2007 1:34 pm
"...... It's Not Kayne, Master Chief Not-so-smart," Not Kayne said as he walked twards the dark place. "Does this place belong to Emo-Monkeys?"
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Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2007 1:41 pm
"No, this place belongs to me," said Master Chief, and picked up Kayne with one hand. He threw him into the mud. "Get down and give me 20! Then get up and give me 5....." joked Master Chief. "Scratch the 2nd thing, do the first thing. Hustle, hustle, hustle!"
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Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2007 1:53 pm
"Okay, so scratch the second thing? No problem," Not Kayne said as he did twenty-five pushups.
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Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2007 1:55 pm
Master Chief, with his huge, bustling muscles, laughed. "You did about 5 too much, but that's fine with me. Now start running!" he screamed. "Then you get your armor when I think you are ready."
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Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2007 2:07 pm
Kayne began jogging in place and said "You said to do twenty, get up, then do five more. You also said to scratch the second thing, so I did twenty-five without getting up. So I did excactly what you said." He then took off along whatever road he was on.
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Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2007 2:21 pm
"Ok, so we got a wiseguy, huh?" asked Master Chief. He ran into the bunkers, and came out with a Banshee. The blue booster rockets came out like a streamer, the bullets shooting randomly.
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Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2007 2:51 pm
"I wasn't trying to be a smart-a**, I was just following your exact orders!!" Not Kayne said as he began to fun faster.
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Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2007 11:19 pm
"HEY CHIEF I THINK HE LIKES YOU." Jimmy joked to Master Chief as he kept running just a little bit ahea of Speedemon.
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