Give the person below you a command

[Valkyrie Gauge]

Why do you have Oompa Loompa slaves locked in your basement?

Bathe your cat the way cats do.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

What?

Give me thine hostages!  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

Never you dirty Klingon!

Send me your sexy alien woman so that i may fraternize with them and evenetually fornitcate with them.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Never. They are mine.

Hey you, get me some water.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I can get you fire.

Behave or I will burn you to death!  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

No. You forgot to Dancey Dancey with me.

Dancey Dancey with me.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Sorry. Too busy.

Feed my latest experiment.  

[Zphal]

Done and done! He's a fiesty little tike. wink

Eat this entire Party Size bag of Lay's potato chips.  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

*Snags bag and starts to casually eat them* Got any dip?

You! Go fetch me some fresh dip. I'll share if you do.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Here's some dip I've been working on. Hopefully it's not the exploding dip.

You. Test it and make sure it's not the exploding dip.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

No thank you. You test it.

Hey you, give me all your lunch money!  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Ha ha! No.

Drink this.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

No.

Come and party with me!  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Is it a stabby fun party?


Make me a club sandwich in 5 seconds or you die.  

[GoldenFraggle]

NO ! scream I'm not afraid of you !

Next person dump this jar of rancid mayo on Eternal's head to teach him a lesson about demanding things instead of asking nicely !