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 Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 8:32 pm
E=Mr. Endlein (band director)
W=Mr. Wolf (assistant bd)
E: Mango is a strange food.
(It was completely random)
E: You wanna know why the girls in my highschool band thought that our band director was attractive. When we went to (Some place I can't remember) he wore a speedo on the beach.
Band: XD
W: Mines Mauve
Band: lol
E: Mines Mesh...You guys still wanna go to disney?
Band: eek
(Mind you my band directors a good lookin' guy but that one scarred me for life.)
Nick: Party at my house on Sunday... After party is at Endleins.
E: No.
Sam: Just show up he can't fend us all off.
E: With enough ammunition I can.
(He's a good shot too)
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Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 9:50 pm
"When in doubt, pull out"
"Don't let gravity control your marching"
Everyone gets a kick out of the first one rolleyes
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Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 5:52 pm
My band teacher does not really have funny sayings the only one that is kind of funny is.
"Imagine your playing is like petting a kitten. When you play softly you are petting the kitten, when you play loudly you are killing it.
Aside from that when we are playing he sometimes dances, once he did the tango with himself. xD
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Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 6:46 am
Oooh, we have a lot of Hartmetz and Stine thigns from the season so far...band camp FTW.
BEWARE THE EXTREMELY LONG POST OF EVERY LULZWORTHY THING I REMEMBER FROM BAND CAMP SO FAR!
On basics day:
Hartmetz: Moving on...
Ryan (alumni who was helping out): Really, are we 'moving' on?
Hartmetz: No we're going to do the mark time again.
Ryan: Aw man, I thought you meant we were gonna teach them how to march now. D:
Just random shizz from the rest of the camp:
Hartmetz: Michael, do you know how to add vibrato to your trumpet long tones? It's like...if you add too much it sounds bad, but if you add just enough it sounds great! Like pepper! If you add too much too your food it's all nasty but just a little tastes great!
Stine: ...I can't have pepper with my high blood pressure. XD
Pit: lol Fail, Hartmetz.
Hartmetz: Joe? JOE! Oh, forget it. Mari, you go up and conduct.
Mari (asst. DM): Uhhh...okay...*gets up on the ladder to conduct*
Everyone: *cheers and then plays as she conducts XD*
Joe (DM): *walks in after we're done playing*
Mari: o.o *goes to get off the ladder*
Hartmetz: NO NO STAY UP THERE. >> We don't want JOE.
Kyle: Yeah, who needs Joe?
Joe: stare
Hartmetz: Listen, I know the sun's in your eyes. If you can't watch Joe, watch Mari...it'd be better to watch Mari. Nobody wants to look at Joe.
Joe: *turns around to look at Hartmetz* stare
Hartmetz: lol
Not anything to do with Hartmetz, it was just hilarious:
Gabby: ILY Joe! heart
Joe: Who doesn't? cool .......don't answer that.
Pit and Guard: xd
Hartmetz: Now you guys see the weird looking guy up on the podium? That's Joe. You want to watch him to know how fast we're going. *turns around* Hi Joe!
Joe: ... stare
Us: Hi Joe! lol
Michael (trumpet): I'm HUNGRY.
Hartmetz: You're not ugly, Michael, don't say that. >> Well...wait...
Michael: I said I was HUNGRY.
Hartmetz: Same difference.
Football fans in the stadium: *cheering as our team is about to score in a scrimmage*
Hartmetz: HEY WE'RE ABOUT TO SCORE!
Band: *cheers until they score* xd
D.D. (trumpet): *plays the fight song on his trumpet*
Band: rofl
Me: That's the one time they'll score all year. XDD
Hartmetz: Okay! So, who votes for the '1'?
Everyone: *keeps hands down*
H:...nobody votes for '1'. Okay then...who votes for Paul's apple?
Paul: STRAWBERRY!
H:...RED THING. WHO VOTES FOR IT?
Paul: *raises hand, is the only one*
H: ... rolleyes
H: Nikolle, why are you not in line?
Nikolle: I don't know!
H: GET IN LINE...and don't play with the bees!
Nikolle: gonk lol
Band: xd
*She was stung by a bee that morning lol*
Stine: *talking about sound waves and stuff* And there's your science lesson for the day. I guess I'm Bill Nye or something.
Me: Bill Nye the Stine Guy. rofl
Pit: xd
Stine: *puts on a trumpet player's Batman mask* Why would someone have this at camp? XDD
Me: *to self* I KNOW WHO BATMAN IS! IT'S MR. STINE. 8D
Stine: *messed up someone's name as usual*
Tucker: Hey, at least you didn't call him 'Evan'.
Stine: XDD You're never going to let me forget that, are you?
Us: Nope. XD
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Who is Puffer Fish Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 8:02 pm
"March and play like a chinese gymnast!!!"
lolz! this is my marching corps "Joke of the Summer!" can't wait till fall! xp
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Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 9:00 am
ok i was in singing class with a friend and i was just watching (cuz i could) ans in one of the song they were singing a song that had must die in it and they couldent get it right and the teacher said "whats going on here.... well i see the problem... you have to VISHOUSLY ATTACK THE STD's" and every one (as you could amagin) was like rofl rofl rofl lol lol lol lol lol xd xd xd xd xd xd xd xd xd rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
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Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 3:02 pm
Mr. Budge: That song was great. It was so great that if it was a hamster it would all cute and fuzzy and then BAM!!!! You killed it!!! Nice going!!!
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Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 3:04 pm
Mr. Eide: Colby is it true your quitting band.
Colby: Yeah
Class: BOO!!!! YOU SUCK!!!! UN-BAND NERD!!!
Mr. Eide: Now now! Don't be mean to him. Just give him crap!!!
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Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2008 7:15 pm
the funniest thing my band teacher told was this band joke here how it went:
"What does a piccolo and a lawyer have in common? Everyone is happy when the case is closed!"
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Didn't mean to offend piccolo players tho.
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Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 12:42 pm
yay.....my teacher sez if you currently chewing gum stop, and stick it to ur forehead 3nodding
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Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 2:12 pm
My band teacher has a crackly voice
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Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 9:37 pm
I was at my first day of band, and my teacher was telling these stories about other years. So he eventually gets to something about parents, and he told us something that happens every time we get home from the first day. "So how was your first day of school?", but he said it in one of the funniest ways evar.
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Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 3:41 pm
famfritexodus the funniest thing my band teacher told was this band joke here how it went: "What does a piccolo and a lawyer have in common? Everyone is happy when the case is closed!" LOLOLOLOLOLOL Didn't mean to offend piccolo players tho. im a piccolo player and i agree haha
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Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 11:52 am
this was more of a mis-hap than a joke:
"alright guys, from measure 45, no secs-" (he was cut off by us)
band: plays a bar, than cracks up. there was a loud crashs, it turned out to be the tenor sax.
diretcor: i didn't mean that! though you shouldn't be even thinking about it.
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Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 11:15 am
Let's see
"You guys are a bunch of pansys"
"Mr Davis I can't see!"
"Well why don't we just light Jessica (drum major) on fire and have her conduct?" (the majorettes had fire XDDDD)
OH MY GOD AND LIKE on friday at our game, my friend was behind me and he said, 'look this bring back memories' (it was like, a dent in his trumpet) and then mr davis was like "i hope none of you ever have kids!"
*pretends to hold a baby, pretends to drop it and laugh at it* it was hilarious
then this one time we were getting ready to step off during practice and he like gasped really dramtically for air XDDDD
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