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 Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2010 3:01 pm
I find the knife i give it to my brother in law as a birthday present but on the train ride home a giant bird flaps by the window and breaks in it lays an egg while flying and the egg falls on my head breaking my neck with me instantly dying
i drop an egg yolk
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Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2010 4:36 pm
I slip on the egg yolk and bust my head open and die of blood lose and damaged brain trama and when I fall I drop a suitcase
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Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2010 4:39 pm
I peer in the suitcase and it tries to bite my head off, but I stop it but slip on a banana peel and onto pee-wee herman and he pays someone to kill my by listening to chip-munk music. I drop a piece of chewed gum
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Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 7:17 pm
So as to prevent needless littering I pick the chewed gum up, but it sticks to my fingers. In frustration, I try every home-remedy to remove the gum. Each and every "cure" doesn't work, and I slowly slip into insanity. One day I grab a hacksaw from the shed in my back yard and I saw the gummed hand off. I stumble back into the house, hand spewing blood everywhere, and fill the sink up with cold water. I plunge my hand into it and get some rubber tubing that is laying by the sink to cauterize my stump, preventing further blood loss. In a delirious rage I run out of the house into the street. Some kids having a block party down the street begin to scream as the notice all the blood on my cloths and my stump. I fall to my knees in the street and begin cursing the invisible gum people that caused all of this misery, and I get hit by a car. As I fly towards the curb I drop my lucky penny.
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Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2010 3:53 pm
I find a penny. I swallow the penny, and choke to life. (I'm a zombie).
I drop my head.
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Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 1:19 pm
Ipick up the head and look it in the eyes. Yeah, turns otu its medusa's head. I turn to stone.
I drop a quart of milk
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Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 1:29 pm
Im pick up some amount of milk. Unable to determine measurements, my head explodes. I drop the rest of my body
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Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 9:39 pm
I find the cadaver and bring it to the police station. They assume I was the one that killed the poor soul and they pull their guns on me. I run out of the station and steal a car. This leads to a high-speed chase down the I-95 until they corner me on a very large suspension bridge. I decide to end my life Thelma and Louise style and drive off the edge of the bridge. As the car plummets hundreds of feet I toss a pair of roller skates out of the window.
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Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 9:45 pm
I find the roller skates and put them on. I'm a bad roller skater to begin with, but to make matters worse a banana peel is in my path. No more information needed. Head busts against the ground. I do drop a neck tie oddly enough.
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Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 11:10 pm
I pickup the necktie and put it on. It strangles me to death.
I drop a fish tank.
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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 10:35 am
I see the fish tank. I walk over to it and stick my head in to watch the fish swim by. I open my eyes to only find bad water that cloud them. The a pirrahna comes and eats me. I drop a wrist watch.
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Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 12:04 pm
On my way to work I find the wristwatch and put it on. I just so happen to work in the lab testing the large hadron collider and I decide to use the watch to see if I can time the speed of the particles. Every time I get it wrong and force my coworkers to collide the particles again and again. Eventually, a black hole is created that looks as large as a basket ball. That is just large enough to pull me, the lab, the city, the continent, and the planet all into its gravitational pull. After a millenia, the black hole dissapates and coughs up a laptop.
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Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2011 7:11 pm
I pick up the laptop on my way to school and put it in my backpack. I decide to put it in my locker and turn it on to see if it works. It does. So I put it in my locker. At the end of the day I go to grab the laptop from my locker when a poisonous spider crawls from the laptop and hops onto my hand. It bites me and I die in seconds. I drop a pair of earrings.
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Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2011 4:57 am
I pick up the earrings, and naturally, stick them right in my earlobes. They're so stylish i instantly have a fan club following me down the street on the way to wal-mart. The greeter person at wal-mart claims people this fashionable are not allowed and I should try some fancy organic health food store, so I go to one. Of course, there's a giant spicy tuna roll there (organic, of course), preparing to bite off my head for unknown reasons. I, however, being a quick thinker, stab it to death with an umbrella. Walking back home, I slip on a banana peel. Luckily, there's a huge block of Jell-O behind me which breaks my fall, and I start bouncing on it. After awhile of bouncing, I fly 135435145143754569508605096971-567677156 feet into the sky, and when I start to fall, I realize that I've flown so far, I've made a full circle around the earth and re-land in my hometown, but this time on a mattress conveniently placed. I fall asleep and a poisonous bird craps on my head, killing me instantly.
I drop a tuba mouthpiece.
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