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(don't worry it's kinda almost done)

Aeris: Tlot, in the frosty silence
Tlot in the echoing night
Nearer he came and nearer
Her face was like a light!
Her eyes grew wide for a moment
She drew one last deep breath
Then her finger moved in the moonlight
Her musket shattered the moonlight
Shattered her breast in the moonlight
And warned him with her death

Aeris: He turned; he spurred to the west
He did not know she stood
Bowed with her head over a musket
Drenched with her own red blood
Not till the dawn he heard it
His face grew gray to hear
How Bess, the landlord's daughter
The landlord's black-eyed daughter
Had watched for her love in the moonlight
And died in the darkness there

Back he spurred like a madman
Shrieking a curse to the sky
With the white road smoking behind him
And his rapier brandished high
Blood-red were the spurs in the golden noon
Wine-red was his velvet coat
When they shot him down on the highway
Down like a dog on the highway
And he lay in his blood on the highway
With the bunch of lace at his throat

Still of a winter's night, they say
When the wind is in the trees
When the moon is a ghostly galleon
Tossed upon the cloudy seas
When the road is a ribbon of moonlight
Over the purple moor
A Highwayman comes riding
Riding...riding
A Highwayman comes riding
Up to the old inn door...

Aeris randomly hugs Cloud.

Aeris: "MY HIGHWAYMAN!" xd

*after Aeris was stabbed and Cloud is in denial*
Cloud:ha ha, very funny Aeris. Now, come on get up.

Aeris: *no comment*

Cloud: Come on Aeris! This isn't funny!

Aeris:*bluish shniny blood drips from ear*

Cloud: GET THE HELL UP!!! scream

Sephiroth: sweatdrop what the hell?

Vincent: eek I think he's gone crazy

Cid: Cloud, she's dead you dumbass! gonk

Cloud: Oh no she's not! biggrin

*struggles to pick up Aeris' dead body and imitates her voice*

Cloud:*tries to do a woman's voice but it sounds deeper and he moves Aeris' mouth as he makes her talk* See, I'm okay guys!

Aeris: *Arm falls off*

Cloud: eek *looks down and pauses for a while*

Sephiroth: ah screw this, I'm going home

Vincent:I'll come too

Cid: wait for me!

Cloud: wait up!

Cid: what about Aeris?

Cloud: Oh she's too sick to come silly! smile

Cid: She's dead! scream

Cloud: Oh no, she's not! biggrin ... smile ... redface ... crying .

Sephiroth: Dude, are you ok?

Cloud: *sobs* Just fine crying

Vincent: I know what will cheer you up! biggrin You have to embrace life...Like me! xd smile biggrin whee xd *dances*

Cid: or you could just dump Aeris and date Tifa.

Cloud: I'll go with Cid's option

Sephiroth: finally this is over. Hey, anyone want to come with me to Ihop? It's weapon night. Bring a weapon and it's half off

Cloud: I'm in. smile

Vincent:Me too, beats this dump stare

Cid: Okay, but only if we sit in the smoking area. 3nodding

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!

Doctor: (to Barret) I'm sorry...but you have tourette syndrome.

Barret: PokeBall, Go! xd

ha ha ha...
NOW TELL THE ONES THAT ARE FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!

from him it means nothing. He is probably one of the most annoying caps lockers I've ever seen.