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Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 8:48 pm
"me? lucky? no. luck is for losers like you and edge. undertaker may have never taped out but he has never experience the anaconda vise, and at breaking point not only will i walk in the the world hevyweight championship, i will walk out with the world hevyweight championship. haven't you learned by now,...... I AM BETTER THAN EVERYONE!!"
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Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 6:07 am
"that's interesting. cause a loser is exactly what you would be if you were facing me for the World Heavyweight title. you may think you're better than everyone Punk, but I'm the only one they call the Guru of Greatness, the A-List Elitist and many other well deserved titles. what they call you..... well we can't exactly say due to the PG audience."
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Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 8:58 am
"I encourage everyone to go watch the latest edition of the Dirt Sheet.... excuse me, I mean the first installment of the Palace of Wisdom on WWE.com so I may drop some knowledge upon you. also as a special treat you get to hear the tale of Mizerella."
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Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 11:11 am
"Mizerella? Sounds like the cousin of Rizzo the Rat from The Muppet Show, but I'll check it out. But one thing John, is it normal after every time I watch the show, I feel like I'm in a far away land?"
@Punk "You can say what you want Punk, but I can see it in your eyes. You're scared of the Undertaker. You have a long yellow stripe thats running down the middle of your back. I made the mistake before of crossing The Undertaker and I was lucky to escape with my soul in tact. Just know that all iron will you have of resisting temptations of drugs and alcohol and pills won't save you this Sunday. Good luck bro, you're going to need it."
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Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 11:15 am
"of course it is Edge. the Palace of Wisdom is only reachable on the Road of Enlightenment. and for people who find it accidentally we have a bouncer......"
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Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 11:20 am
"Ah, Just checking. Who knows, it might make my injury heal faster in time enough to come back and shut Jericho's mouth. Meanwhile It looks like you your hands full against someone who's pretty much trying to be a pretender to the throne. I'd wish you luck against the guy..but I forgot his name."
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Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 11:24 am
"like I said on Smackdown last night as long as I'm reigning as the IC champion his name will be Mr. Ziggles. although if he looked more like Sydney Poitier I'd probably just call him Mr. Tibbs....."
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Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 11:28 am
"Mr Ziggles..I think I read about him in a Dr.Seuss book when I was a kid. Nice to see he finally made it to the big time. Even though I do admire his....Spirit....he does seem to be a tough cookie. Dunno what the hell Maria sees in him. I'm sure when they walked down the street people said..."Oh that dude has a hot sister.." or "He must be very rich.."
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Desirable Conversationalist
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Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 11:34 am
"what Mr. Ziggles lacks in personality he makes up for in tan... you see in the state known to shake more than a fat chick dancing tans can get you a hot girl even if you aren't that great. Miz never learned that lesson....."
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Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 11:38 am
"Some people never learn. When it comes To The Miz, well, What we got here is a failure to communicate. If he only followed your example, he'd actually be able to win a match these days. Instead he decides to pick a fight with the nastiest dog in the yard in form of John Cena..and he got bit in the a**."
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Desirable Conversationalist
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Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 11:41 am
"it's not all the Miz's fault.... well the speedos are, but fighting John Cena wasn't his fault. that was just misplaced frustration that he couldn't fight me. he'd still of loss, but you see what I'm getting at."
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Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 11:47 am
"Yeah I see. But what the hell is with everyone and speedos? I blame Jericho for starting the trend. It's bad enough I had to team with him and he walked around looking like he raided his sister's lingerie set. Not to mention the fact that he seriously needs a tan."
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Desirable Conversationalist
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Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 11:51 am
"as much as you might want to, Jericho can't be blamed for speedos. the blame really falls on fat tourists..... but that doesn't work in wrestling. sadly most wrestlers who wear speedos don't have the right legs for them. sad fact of the sport."
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Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 6:53 pm
"HOW DARE UNDERTAKER STEAL MY CHAMPIONSHIP!! I CAN'T BELEIVE UNDERTAKER HAD THE AUDACITY TO TAKE MY CHAMPIONSHIP WITHOUT ME EVEN BEING ABLE TO SEE HIM!"
"he will pay dearly by tapping out to the anaconda vise as i made matt hardy tap out to, this sunday at breaking point!"
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Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 10:27 pm
"Punk, you're one in a million. Deny all you want, you gave up. Like a baby howling for its mother, you screamed for mercy. You gave up to The Hell's Gate, yet Theodore Long restarted the match and allowed you to put the Anaconda Vince on The Undertaker...when he never gave up. I seriously hope you're proud of yourself man."
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