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 Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 3:12 am
(I didn't know where to post this so I thought I'd post this here... I am no longer Bret Hart I am giving the account to my little brother but he also wants to be a part of WIF so please don't gety rid of the account from the members list.)
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Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 7:31 am
"after Smackdown I did some reflecting in the Palace of Wisdom. and the conclusion I've come to is that Umaga should not be allowed to bring a strap or anything else from his homeland to the ring. it's too dangerous for his opponent."
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Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 4:24 pm
((naverick, that would probably be better said in the OOC, just so you know))
*Spots doink and points at him*
"YOU! Where have you been!?"
scream
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Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 9:24 pm
John Hennigan "after Smackdown I did some reflecting in the Palace of Wisdom. and the conclusion I've come to is that Umaga should not be allowed to bring a strap or anything else from his homeland to the ring. it's too dangerous for his opponent." "Thats true John, unfortuneatly Umaga doesn't have the vast intelligence you and me have. If you put his brain in a canary it'd fly backwards. But whats the deal with Shelton? I mean whats his problem? Also someone should let him know that Sisqo is no longer cool....wait...was he ever cool?"
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Desirable Conversationalist
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Posted: Sun May 31, 2009 1:11 am
Trent Valentine John Hennigan "after Smackdown I did some reflecting in the Palace of Wisdom. and the conclusion I've come to is that Umaga should not be allowed to bring a strap or anything else from his homeland to the ring. it's too dangerous for his opponent." "Thats true John, unfortuneatly Umaga doesn't have the vast intelligence you and me have. If you put his brain in a canary it'd fly backwards. But whats the deal with Shelton? I mean whats his problem? Also someone should let him know that Sisqo is no longer cool....wait...was he ever cool?" "for a short time he was..... he made it cool to ask to see a girl's thong without getting slapped. though I wouldn't know about that problem."
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Posted: Sun May 31, 2009 7:24 am
John Hennigan Trent Valentine John Hennigan "after Smackdown I did some reflecting in the Palace of Wisdom. and the conclusion I've come to is that Umaga should not be allowed to bring a strap or anything else from his homeland to the ring. it's too dangerous for his opponent." "Thats true John, unfortuneatly Umaga doesn't have the vast intelligence you and me have. If you put his brain in a canary it'd fly backwards. But whats the deal with Shelton? I mean whats his problem? Also someone should let him know that Sisqo is no longer cool....wait...was he ever cool?" "for a short time he was..... he made it cool to ask to see a girl's thong without getting slapped. though I wouldn't know about that problem." "Of course not, John. I'm sure you've been slapped asking to see a few ugly, fat, American guys' thongs." stare
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Posted: Sun May 31, 2009 11:53 am
Blackhart_Owen_Hart John Hennigan Trent Valentine John Hennigan "after Smackdown I did some reflecting in the Palace of Wisdom. and the conclusion I've come to is that Umaga should not be allowed to bring a strap or anything else from his homeland to the ring. it's too dangerous for his opponent." "Thats true John, unfortuneatly Umaga doesn't have the vast intelligence you and me have. If you put his brain in a canary it'd fly backwards. But whats the deal with Shelton? I mean whats his problem? Also someone should let him know that Sisqo is no longer cool....wait...was he ever cool?" "for a short time he was..... he made it cool to ask to see a girl's thong without getting slapped. though I wouldn't know about that problem." "Of course not, John. I'm sure you've been slapped asking to see a few ugly, fat, American guys' thongs." stare "hey Canadian McNugget, nobody asked you about your perverted fantasies. I'm flattered you've had those thoughts, really, but I don't swing that way."
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Posted: Sun May 31, 2009 2:27 pm
Jeff whistles his song as he walks toward the talking superstars.
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Posted: Sun May 31, 2009 3:21 pm
John Hennigan Blackhart_Owen_Hart John Hennigan Trent Valentine John Hennigan "after Smackdown I did some reflecting in the Palace of Wisdom. and the conclusion I've come to is that Umaga should not be allowed to bring a strap or anything else from his homeland to the ring. it's too dangerous for his opponent." "Thats true John, unfortuneatly Umaga doesn't have the vast intelligence you and me have. If you put his brain in a canary it'd fly backwards. But whats the deal with Shelton? I mean whats his problem? Also someone should let him know that Sisqo is no longer cool....wait...was he ever cool?" "for a short time he was..... he made it cool to ask to see a girl's thong without getting slapped. though I wouldn't know about that problem." "Of course not, John. I'm sure you've been slapped asking to see a few ugly, fat, American guys' thongs." stare "hey Canadian McNugget, nobody asked you about your perverted fantasies. I'm flattered you've had those thoughts, really, but I don't swing that way." "Whatever. That doesn't really mean much coming from someone who appears to truly believe there's a 'Palace of Wisdom.' You Americans are all the same, so doped up you can't think straight." stare
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Posted: Sun May 31, 2009 4:11 pm
(Jeff back in the day: Did somebody say dope!? Yippee!!!)
Jeff walks past the arguing men "Hey guys."
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Posted: Sun May 31, 2009 7:36 pm
Blackhart_Owen_Hart John Hennigan Blackhart_Owen_Hart John Hennigan Trent Valentine John Hennigan "after Smackdown I did some reflecting in the Palace of Wisdom. and the conclusion I've come to is that Umaga should not be allowed to bring a strap or anything else from his homeland to the ring. it's too dangerous for his opponent." "Thats true John, unfortuneatly Umaga doesn't have the vast intelligence you and me have. If you put his brain in a canary it'd fly backwards. But whats the deal with Shelton? I mean whats his problem? Also someone should let him know that Sisqo is no longer cool....wait...was he ever cool?" "for a short time he was..... he made it cool to ask to see a girl's thong without getting slapped. though I wouldn't know about that problem." "Of course not, John. I'm sure you've been slapped asking to see a few ugly, fat, American guys' thongs." stare "hey Canadian McNugget, nobody asked you about your perverted fantasies. I'm flattered you've had those thoughts, really, but I don't swing that way." "Whatever. That doesn't really mean much coming from someone who appears to truly believe there's a 'Palace of Wisdom.' You Americans are all the same, so doped up you can't think straight." stare "we don't use illegal drugs in the Palace of Wisdom. the hookahs are just for decoration."
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Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 12:59 am
Trent Valentine ...with all the half baked ideas Vince has been coming up with
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Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 2:50 am
Jeff continues down the hall "This looks like a good spot." pulls out camera and records arguement.
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Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 3:28 am
*Channels his inner Chris Jericho and swats Jeff's camera*
"John? Where is this damn palace of wisdom? Is it next to Area 51? Located in scenic Atlantis?"
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Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 5:27 am
"if you were meant to find the Palace of Wisdom you would. it's beacon of light only reaches those who are truly wise and enlightened though. and you fall into neither category Owen. sadly Miz needed a map to get there as he only fell into the wise category, by a narrow margin."
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