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Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 11:56 am
A: 'Cause it's cheap and tasty.
Q: What is neither cheap nor tasty?
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Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 12:03 pm
A: Your mom rofl
jk
A: cocount anything fancy (blech... i HATE coconut)
Q: Are You Gellin?
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Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 12:12 pm
A: Like a felon.
Q: Why is "yo momma" such a great comeback?
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Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 12:22 pm
A: because i said so
Q: Why do i rock your socks off?
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Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 12:23 pm
A: Because they were already off.
Q: Why do people spend hundreds of dollars on clothes when they can get the same stuff for less?
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Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 3:28 pm
A: Because people think it's impressive to waste money they don't have.
Q: Why do people keep pets instead of pets keeping people?
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Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 3:31 pm
'cause are kinky, horny little things... enough said....
Why do we have to breath?
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Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 7:52 pm
A) We donnot truly have to breathe. The concept of 'breathing' is so instilled within our minds by power of suggestion that our bodies will shut down if we do not obey. Sadly, if we do not breathe, then we die.
Q) Why was everyone's week a piece of crap?
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Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 8:49 pm
a . becuase the elephant jumped in and scared them .
q . do you like candii ?? domokun
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Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 9:03 pm
A. No. I worship Chocolate.
Q. Why does time crawl?
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Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 9:27 pm
A. Because if it ran, it would trip.
Q. If you'd never been somewhere, would you know if you'd left?
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Posted: Sat May 20, 2006 1:51 pm
A) Yes.
Q) Who here likes fruit?
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Posted: Sat May 20, 2006 3:57 pm
A: I do.
Q: Who has ever watched the series Babylon 5?
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Posted: Sat May 20, 2006 4:11 pm
A: Not me
Q: scooby dooby doo, where are you?
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Posted: Sat May 20, 2006 4:13 pm
A: In the vet's office. Scooby has to be spayed.
Q: Who sells sea-shells by the sea shore?
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