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 Posted: Sun Feb 19, 2006 5:25 pm
Granted, but when your about to eat it you realize that you want to be vegan and kill yourself for even thinking of eating the beef jerky.
I wish that my school wasn't so crappy.
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Posted: Sun Feb 19, 2006 5:30 pm
nekozuki_naruto Granted, but when your about to eat it you realize that you want to be vegan and kill yourself for even thinking of eating the beef jerky. I wish that my school wasn't so crappy. Granted, but instead, your school is now covered in urine. I wish I could go on this website I want to go on, except my Mom won't let me and she's in the room right now. crying
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Posted: Sun Feb 19, 2006 6:12 pm
wish granted but, your mom blew up. look on the bright side at least you can go on gaia when ever you want.
i wish evil waffles ruled the world and im the evil waffle queen
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Posted: Sun Feb 19, 2006 6:27 pm
caslyn wish granted but, your mom blew up. look on the bright side at least you can go on gaia when ever you want. i wish evil waffles ruled the world and im the evil waffle queen
Alright, but in refute, you and you're enitre 'waffledom' get eaten by the omnipotent god (me) for breakfast the next day
I wish i lived within the proximity of a "Hooters"
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Posted: Sun Feb 19, 2006 6:50 pm
Granted, but one of their employees has a restraining order against you. So now, not only can you never go there, but you are violating the order just by being in your house.
I wish for invincibility...
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Posted: Sun Feb 19, 2006 7:04 pm
Granted but there was a defect in the invincibility pills so they killed you instead!
I wish I had more time.
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Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2006 12:25 am
granted, but you suddenly turn 200,000 years old and live forever in suffering.
I wish I had a neverending, worry-free vacation.
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Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2006 8:34 am
GalacticGirl [.Adolescence.] Granted, but you'd have to work on Saturday.
I wish my roommate wasn't mad at me. Granted, but your roommate then loved you so much she hugs you too hard and kills you. I wish my printer wasn't so lousy.
@bluebead: Granted, but then you wouldn't get your salary and die in misery.
I wish I had more money.
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Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2006 10:07 am
[.Adolescence.] GalacticGirl [.Adolescence.] Granted, but you'd have to work on Saturday.
I wish my roommate wasn't mad at me. Granted, but your roommate then loved you so much she hugs you too hard and kills you. I wish my printer wasn't so lousy.
@bluebead: Granted, but then you wouldn't get your salary and die in misery.
I wish I had more money.Granted. The next day, you take a walk in your neighborhood and find one penny on the ground. Congratulations, you now have one cent more than you did yesterday! biggrin I wish I was an omnipotent goddess! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
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Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2006 12:04 pm
Granted. But you are the ompnipotent goddess of crap, and nothing else.
I wish I didn't have to do homework gonk
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Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2006 12:37 pm
bluebead Granted. But you are the ompnipotent goddess of crap, and nothing else. I wish I didn't have to do homework gonk Wish granted, but a dog comes along and eats it, gets sick because he thought it WAS finished and is allergic to undone homework, and then it turns out to be your teacher's dog, so he/she finds out and you get sued for animal harassment and expelled from school for no reason. I wish I had new shoes...
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Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2006 1:36 pm
Granted, but the shoes caused a large and bloody blister on your ankle, and it became infected when you stepped in a polluted puddle, so you're in the hospital now. Good luck paying medical expenses.
I wish I had a high-paying job...
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Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2006 2:14 pm
Granted.
But it's as a scientific test subject and the first experiment they try kills you instantly.
I wish there was something to eat in the house! scream
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Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2006 2:25 pm
Granted, but you've also been teleported far away from the house. You don't have enough money to buy a taco, either.
I wish I had a Starbucks within walking distance of my current location...
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