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 Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 7:41 am
"all of you can look on in awe as the WIF has just been made priceless with my pressence. and I can guarantee that things can only get better with my arrival."
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Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 7:08 pm
"as was witnessed on ECW tonight, my partner the Miz sacrificed himself so the Guru of Greatness could shine and get the pin in our 4-way match up."
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Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 11:21 pm
Hey, yo. Anyone else still having innauguration celebrations, chicos?
*takes another sip of drink*
*hiccup*
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Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 10:52 am
*looks to Razor*
"Hey, If it means anything, at Wrestlemania 10, you totally smoked Shawn Michaels."
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Desirable Conversationalist
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Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 7:33 pm
"you know Razor, you're a good example of the wrestlers of old that Cody and I talked about when I first showed up in WWE. how they're all pretty much worthless, no talented, and just flat out no good."
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Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 2:51 am
Trent Valentine *looks to Razor* "Hey, If it means anything, at Wrestlemania 10, you totally smoked Shawn Michaels."
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Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 2:52 am
Ted DiBiase Jr "you know Razor, you're a good example of the wrestlers of old that Cody and I talked about when I first showed up in WWE. how they're all pretty much worthless, no talented, and just flat out no good." Like your dad, chico? Come back and talk to me when you become anything higher than a 4 time Intercontinental champion, chico. *flicks toothpick* *sips beer* emo
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Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 5:53 am
"oh no. my dad, Cody's dad, Orton's dad..... those men are someone you can look at and respect them for what they did in the ring. people see you in the ring though Razor.... they just leave their seats and go for a piss break. you're a joke. absolutely worth nobody's viewing time."
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Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 7:55 pm
I can't wait until Jeff Gets here...I really want to get ready for that match.
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Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 7:40 am
"I would just like to suggest that everyone go over to WWE.com and check out the latest Dirt Sheet. this week John and I discuss a topic that is on the minds of all wrestling fans around this time of the year, the Royal Rumble. oh yeah.... and some guys named Carlito and Primo call in cause they think we actually care what they have to say. HOO-RAH!"
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Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 10:43 am
"that's great and all Miz, but there's an even better treat for the folks that visit WWE.com today. today's Superstar of the Day is none other than everyone's favorite crusierweight, me, Hurricane Helms. Smackdown's best kept secret is finally getting some recognition after making his return, I'm just saying...."
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Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 7:01 pm
All of you pricks need to just shut the hell up! The big bad booty daddy is back and all you better bow down to the man with the largest arms in the world. I pound cruiserweights into the ground during the day and then eat them for dinner just for the protein supplements. Everybodyknow that freakzilla on an all protein diet. You don't get to look like the genetic freak by just doing pushups alone. Big poppa pump is your hookup and the next cruiserweight eating champion of the world. Holla...if ya hear me! wahmbulance
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Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 7:05 pm
"everybody knows how you became Big Poppa Pump Steiner. it wasn't by pumping weights at the gym, oh no, you became so big by pumping yourself full of needles. I'm just saying....."
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Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 11:10 pm
Scotty Steiner All of you pricks need to just shut the hell up! The big bad booty daddy is back and all you better bow down to the man with the largest arms in the world. I pound cruiserweights into the ground during the day and then eat them for dinner just for the protein supplements. Everybodyknow that freakzilla on an all protein diet. You don't get to look like the genetic freak by just doing pushups alone. Big poppa pump is your hookup and the next cruiserweight eating champion of the world. Holla...if ya hear me! wahmbulance I'd wrather face Awesome Kong than listen to you talk.
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Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 7:07 pm
"interesting you should say that Beth. cause I've heard people want to hear you talk as much as they want to hear Jillian sing. not very popular with the crowds, are you? well makes sense I guess....."
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