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Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 8:07 pm
Do you know what a render farm is, HB?
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Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 8:11 pm
Jaeger_Ayers Do you know what a render farm is, HB? I know! I know! It's where santa gets the animals that pull his sleigh *sage nod*
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Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 8:12 pm
*Goes gas and floats over to Jager. "
What the hell is that?
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Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 8:17 pm
*Sees Rex.*
Oh good, another of the soon to be stars.
A render farm buys footage from various sources and uses it to create virtual images which they can use. Back in Anvard with so many clans and lookalikes there's always a high demand for fresh faces. So they need footage.
And Lynne put cameras all over the Bistro.
And Then Wally declared a Nakey Day.
Anyone care to do the math?
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Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 8:17 pm
Render is not one of my favorite verbs, Jaeger.
Sure, there's the happy math computer thing they do at Pixar...
...but render plus farm makes me think of rendering things for parts. Perhaps meaty parts. gonk
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Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 8:18 pm
Jaeger_Ayers *Sees Rex.* Oh good, another of the soon to be stars. A render farm buys footage from various sources and uses it to create virtual images which they can use. Back in Anvard with so many clans and lookalikes there's always a high demand for fresh faces. So they need footage. And Lynne put cameras all over the Bistro. And Then Wally declared a Nakey Day. Anyone care to do the math? ...ohgodthisisworsethandisembowling. gonk burning_eyes
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Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 8:18 pm
Jaeger_Ayers *Sees Rex.* Oh good, another of the soon to be stars. A render farm buys footage from various sources and uses it to create virtual images which they can use. Back in Anvard with so many clans and lookalikes there's always a high demand for fresh faces. So they need footage. And Lynne put cameras all over the Bistro. And Then Wally declared a Nakey Day. Anyone care to do the math? scream
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Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 8:22 pm
eek Dude. Harsh. Does that mean you don't even get a cut?
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Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 8:23 pm
-]Hellboy[- Jaeger_Ayers *Sees Rex.* Oh good, another of the soon to be stars. A render farm buys footage from various sources and uses it to create virtual images which they can use. Back in Anvard with so many clans and lookalikes there's always a high demand for fresh faces. So they need footage. And Lynne put cameras all over the Bistro. And Then Wally declared a Nakey Day. Anyone care to do the math? ...ohgodthisisworsethandisembowling. gonk burning_eyes They're already showing previews. Nothing presonal, but I never EVER needed to see you, Rex and Roger in a threesome. gonk
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Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 8:24 pm
Eddie P Chang eek Dude. Harsh. Does that mean you don't even get a cut? Oh HELL NO! That little weasel sold the footage of my great escape from the Munky House years ago. First thing they did is edit off my body hair. Next thing I know, virtual me is in dozens of hump flicks.
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Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 8:25 pm
eek
Roger? ....Rex? gonk
Oh god, please let it not be tentacle porn. ANYTHING but tentacle porn!
crying Jeezus Crhist I need rum. *grabs bottle, starts chugging*
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Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 8:28 pm
*shuffles in*
Did someone say rum?
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Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 8:28 pm
No tentacles, thank God. I guess they though Rex's natural form was kink enough.
You don't even want to know what they've got Melaka doing. gonk
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Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 8:32 pm
Jaeger_Ayers No tentacles, thank God. I guess they though Rex's natural form was kink enough. You don't even want to know what they've got Melaka doing. gonk *hand clenches, shattering bottle into grindy bits of glass*
evil scream
Oh hell no.
It's goddamn personal now.
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Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 8:36 pm
*looks at the broken bottles*
The rum.... gonk
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