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 Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 11:00 pm
Unfortunately the detectives died mysteriously while working on the case. eek ninja twisted
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Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2011 4:43 pm
Fortunately, they kept a detailed file on the case.
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Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2011 1:19 am
Not everything that can be counted counts Unfortunately, all of the paperwork is in complete disarray and it will take quite some time to sort through it all. Time is of the essence! Not everything that counts can be counted
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Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2011 12:14 pm
Fortunately Ive created the Sortbot 7000 series, for such purposes
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Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 12:00 pm
Imagination is not made of rainbows Unfortunately it is a prototype that still has some bugs in it and did not perform the job in the manner nor with the speed and precision that was intended. It is made of cardboard and duct-tape
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Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 1:48 pm
Fortunantly only small repairs were needed and now it preforms better than expected. gonk blaugh
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Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 3:58 pm
unfortunately, it preforms better at... non office duties
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Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 3:08 am
Those who fear the darkness Fortunately this trial and error has provided much needed research necessary to develop the next model of Sortbots. Have never seen what the light can do
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Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 1:08 pm
Unfortunately the monkeys you hired to do the research necessary have gone crazy after watching Planet of the Apes you left on TV when you fell asleep.
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Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 4:46 pm
Fortunately one of them had the audacity and intelligence to correct the others
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Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 3:06 am
War is a game Unfortunately he also had the awareness to be moved/awe-inspired by the film. Played with a smile
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Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2011 2:52 pm
Fortunately, the detective woke up and turned the movie off, so that the monkeys could get back to work.
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Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2011 10:38 am
Words are a waste of time Unfortunately some radical members of PETA have broken into the facility to release the monkeys. Destruction is a language everyone understands
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Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 8:22 am
fortunately, you woke up scream hungry after having the Fortunately/Unfortunately Game dream.
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