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 Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 12:44 pm
A: none of the above.
Q: Why does everybody hate chemistry?
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Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 1:45 pm
A: Chemists don't
Q: Why do you hate chemistry?
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Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 1:49 pm
A: I dont hate chemestry.
Q: Why do chihuahua dogs have such big eyes? (you know, the taco bell dog razz )
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Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 1:51 pm
They don't... they have normal eyes... it's just an illusion they use on their way to ultimate world domination.
Why am I not a penguin?
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Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 1:51 pm
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Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 1:54 pm
A: Because penguins are slaves that are servants for the snowmen in antartica, and the snowmen say that there are too many of them as there is....
Q: Is there really a boogy man under my bed?
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Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 7:13 am
There will be one if you stand on your head all the time
WHy do people like coffee so much??
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Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 7:39 am
because it makes them tired
why does no one know the captial of Assyria
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Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 7:42 am
What's assyria?
Why do shoelaces have those things on the end?
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Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 7:56 am
It's part of a conspiracy... eeep... ye knows to much *wipes your memory*
Who ate all the pies? (i want a pie sad )
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Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 11:40 am
A: I did.
Q: Why does the world spin?
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Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 11:41 am
cuz it cant bounce.
why does jello jiggle?
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Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 11:42 am
A: 'Cause somebody poked it.
Q: Why is the sky blue and the ground brown?
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Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 11:42 am
'cause they're the only paints I had when painting the earth
Will you give me a pie?
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Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 11:44 am
only if you trade me ice cream
why do moms choose Jiff?
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