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 Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2010 6:01 pm
I pik up the book and say,"wth?is this food?" I then shot by the F.B.I.
I drop a collection of gum wrappers.
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Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2010 6:45 pm
I pick up the hundreds of wrappers and take them home, then spend the rest of the day taping them together into a cloak. I then spend years studying the dark side of the force... then try to take over the world. I get shot by a secret service dude and i didn't have a lightsaber to block it...
I drop the dark side of the force!
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Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 10:24 am
I accidentally walk through the dark side and get it all over my shoes. i then go spaztic over the dark gray muck and a small dude toting a lightsaber kills me.( I must have walked through his part of the darkside?)
i drop a piece of popcorn.
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Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 2:34 pm
I feed the popcorn to a chicken named nugget. It turns out to have been radioactive popcorn and the chicken grows huge and green, then mistakes me for a piece of corn and eats me.
I drop my pocket.
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Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2010 5:06 pm
I find the pocket and take it home to sew it into my jacket. But while sewing it in my cat pounces on my back and I accidentally stab my self in the eye with the needle. I soon die. My cat then eats my face..... EPIC AWESOMENESS!!! xd
I drop a bag of cat litter.
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Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2010 5:27 pm
i ik up the cat litter and think itz sand. I then put it in a kidz sandbox,and for that i get sued for everything i have&own,causing me to live on the street in Compton. Needless to say,i get shot.
I drop an alarm clock.
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Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2010 1:10 pm
I was sleeping peacefully on the ground when the alarm clock starts to blare its annoying tone. I can't figure out how to shut it up so I start bashing my brains in with the clock. It finally stops ringing rite as I die.
I drop a chunk of my brain.
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Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2010 1:39 pm
I stick the piece of your brain in my mouth, mistaking it for bubble gum. Weeks later I realize that a clone of you is growing inside of me, and now I'm technically pregnant. I die in childbirth.
I drop scuba diving equipment.
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Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2010 2:38 pm
( OMG NASTY!!!!1 but soo cool at the same time!!! LoL)
I try scuba diving with the new found equipment only to find out its faulty and I am 2000 yds underwater. I implode.
I drop the game jumonji and it floats to the surface.
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Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 7:00 pm
I pick up the game and up it up to start playing. Within the first 10 min. of playing by myself I get sucked in and die in a horrible stampede in the sahara.
I drop a lighthouse keychain.
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Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2010 3:41 pm
the lighthouse key chain has a mind of its own and stabs me repeatedly. I die... gonk
I drop a rabies vaccination.
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Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2010 3:51 pm
I step on the Rabies Vaccination and it stabs into my foot, I have a Severe Reaction of itching.
As I die of scratching my skin off ,
I drop my anti-itch cream. :3
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Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2010 10:30 pm
I pick up the anti-ich cream thinking it's tooth paste. I use it then discover it's radioactive causing me to explode.
I drop the key to Narnia mrgreen
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Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2010 3:05 pm
"The key of narnia!" I shout excidedly as I pick it up. I run home and step inside my wardrobe and twist the key into a keyhole on the back wall of the wardrobe. The opens up into narnia. Upon arriving Aslan mistakes me for the White queen and pins me against the ground. After grumbling about me being so mean to is people he slashes me open and kills me. After he knows im dead he realizes im not the queen and murmurs "Oops" then piles snow on top of me.
I drop a clump of aslans fur.
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Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2010 7:35 pm
I put the fur on my once bald tummy, then realize I am QUITE allergic to cats. I sneeze so much my brains fall out.
I drop my brains.
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