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 Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 8:56 pm
Zinda Blake You know what this night needs, Rexy? Some music! Someone hit the jukebox! ::starts climbing up on the bar:: Sister, I'm done talkin' bout Jaeger tonight. Y'all wanna sit there with a sour puss, be my guest, but I come here to enjoy myself. ::Grabs a beer:: Let's get the toasts out of the way. First off, to Big Barda! I ain't never seen a woman who could throw a building at you and still have her grace and poise! Raise a glass to a fallen warrior, why don't y'all!
What would you like, lovely? If I right hook it it plays some jazz. An uppercut gives us rock, ha!
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Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 8:57 pm
A song!
Down went the gunner, a bullet was his fate
Down went the gunner, then the gunners mate
Up jumped the sky pilot, gave the boys a look
And manned the gun himself as he laid aside The Book, shouting-
Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition!
Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition!
Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition and we'll all stay free!
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Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 8:58 pm
Praise the Lord and swing into position!
Can't afford to sit around and wishin'
Praise the Lord we're all between perdition
and the deep blue sea!
Yes the sky pilot said it
You've got to give him credit
for a son - of - gun - of - a - gunner was he,
Shouting;
Praise the Lord we're on a mighty mission!
All aboard, we're not a - goin' fishin;
Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition and we'll all stay free!
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Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 9:00 pm
That barely qualifies as music, luv. And its vaguely depressing. Try this...
We pillage, we plunder, we rifle and loot
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me
We extort, we pilfer, we filch and sack
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
Maraud and embezzle and even high-jack
Drink up me hearties yo ho
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me
We kindle and char, inflame and ignite
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
We burn up the city, we're really a fright
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
We're rascals, scoundrels, villains, and knaves
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
We're something or other and really bad eggs
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me
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Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 9:01 pm
Son, it's the song they sang at Pearl Harbor. It's GONNA be a little depressin' when the Ja-, er, the enemy are BLOWIN' YOU UP.
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Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 9:01 pm
~Finishes my drink.~
Fine, I've had about enough for one night anyhow.
When that snake ******** you over, and you figure out I was right, don't cry to me.
~Lays some money on the bar for the drink and leaves.~
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Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 9:05 pm
I've decided.
I don't much like that one.
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Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 9:05 pm
*watches Lynne leave*
Foul mouth on that one.
*turns to Zinda*
And I'm no one's son, lass. I'm Captain Jack Sparrow....and I seem not to be drunk enough quite yet.
*takes a long pull of the rum*
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Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 9:09 pm
But she is fine, can't deny that.
*Grabs a few more drinks and puts the money in the cash register.
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Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 9:10 pm
::Sits down on the bar, crosses her legs::
I really should be going, boys. Like I said, Mr. Ayers is going to change my oil. I bet the ol' motor's gonna purr like a kitten after getting things lubed up.
Sweet dreams, fellas! wink
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Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 9:15 pm
My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that an anchor will soon be dropped in her lagoon.....pardon my French o'course.
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Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 9:20 pm
Funny thing bout that, Jack, funny thing. HA!
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Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 9:40 pm
*stumbles off to the Pearl*
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Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 4:42 am
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Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 6:21 am
Kent, stop being a b***h.
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