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 Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2005 12:18 pm
aeris: you know what tifa.
tifa: what?
aeris: you can have cloud
tifa: reall?! thank you but why?
Aeris: well the other night I found out he has a hard time getting it up. I guess he cant because his hair is already to horny. plus he doesnt like black leather, hand cuffs, and wooden paddles. how was I suppose to know he didnt like be but raped with a wooden handle. I'm mean why dd he spend so much time with Sephiroth if he didnt like buttsex?
Tifa: eek sweatdrop
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Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2005 3:05 pm
Aoi akai aoao ama aeris: you know what tifa. tifa: what? aeris: you can have cloud tifa: reall?! thank you but why? Aeris: well the other night I found out he has a hard time getting it up. I guess he cant because his hair is already to horny. plus he doesnt like black leather, hand cuffs, and wooden paddles. how was I suppose to know he didnt like be but raped with a wooden handle. I'm mean why dd he spend so much time with Sephiroth if he didnt like buttsex? Tifa: eek sweatdrop Tifa: .... maybe because he prefers to be on top... O_O
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Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2005 3:21 pm
Deaths Apprentice Aoi akai aoao ama aeris: you know what tifa. tifa: what? aeris: you can have cloud tifa: reall?! thank you but why? Aeris: well the other night I found out he has a hard time getting it up. I guess he cant because his hair is already to horny. plus he doesnt like black leather, hand cuffs, and wooden paddles. how was I suppose to know he didnt like be but raped with a wooden handle. I'm mean why dd he spend so much time with Sephiroth if he didnt like buttsex? Tifa: eek sweatdrop Tifa: .... maybe because he prefers to be on top... O_O
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Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2005 4:34 pm
Vincet near children,"Once upon a time, there was a princess under a spell...And she and her princes lives happily ever after!"When he finshes story, The children looks at him wide eyed
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Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2005 11:23 pm
Aoi akai aoao ama aeris: you know what tifa. tifa: what? aeris: you can have cloud tifa: reall?! thank you but why? Aeris: well the other night I found out he has a hard time getting it up. I guess he cant because his hair is already to horny. plus he doesnt like black leather, hand cuffs, and wooden paddles. how was I suppose to know he didnt like be but raped with a wooden handle. I'm mean why dd he spend so much time with Sephiroth if he didnt like buttsex? Tifa: eek sweatdrop Tifa: Because he was too busy sexing up Zack. Aeris: What, MY ZACKIE-POO? eek Tifa: Well, go ask Vincent. They were doing it against the door to his crypt. ***Flashback 5 years ago*** Cloud: Oh yeah, Zack, got you right where you liked it, eh? Zack: Oh Cloud, you're so great! *smooching sounds* Vincent, who was just minding his own business, wallowing away in his endless pit of angst, was disturbed from his slumber by the sound of two young soldiers "getting their funk on." Vincent: Damn kids, why can't they f*ck somewhere else? Don't they know I'm sleeping here? ~various sounds that are too inappropriate to describe echo in the basement~ Vincent: ....Okay, apparently, they don't. Maybe if I just ignore them, they'll go away... ~5 hours later, and they're still going at it~ Vincent: ....... I really, really want to die. But only after I kill those two first. ***End Flashback*** Aeris: eek eek eek eek eek eek eek eek eek eek Tifa: Yeah, that's how I reacted at first. sweatdrop
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Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 3:28 am
*The true Origin of how FF7 started*
Knife salesman:*knocks on door*
Cloud: Yeah?
Knife Salesman: Would you be interested in purchasing the worlds biggest cooking knife. It slices! It Dices!
Cloud: I don't want any! *attempts to close door*
Knife Salesman:*stops door from closing* how about if I threw in this "Adult's size Gohan" costume?
Cloud: You have a deal! By the way, whats your name
Knife Salesman:Zack
Cloud surprised k*writes name down*
Zack:why are you writing my name down?
Cloud: I'm using it so I can tell a fake story about me being a clone of Sephiroth and a SOLDIER
Zack:What are you really?
Cloud: A Go-Go Dancer....*dances*
Zack: eek Ok, I've seen enough! *throws suit and sword into Cloud's arms and runs away*
Cloud:Sephiroth!
Sephiroth:Yeah?
Cloud: I have sword and a costume. Now's our chance to play war.
Sephiroth: I call bad guy!
Cloud:damn! well...okay, I'll look for a bunch of morons who will actually believe the world is in danger and that you're evil.
Sephiroth: he he, this'll be funny xd
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Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 3:35 am
Deaths Apprentice Taylor_Highwind StrawberrieIceCream Here's a dumb one... it could kill your brain cells if you read it... and I'm tired, too. neutral Cid: Smelly cat, smelly cat, WHAT ARE THEY FEEDING YOU?! (singing) Red XIII: F*ck it, Cid, I'm not a F*CKING CAT! Cid: There was a doggie on a farm and Bingo was his name-o~... Red XIII: DAMMIT! Not this again! Screw you, SCREW YOU ALL! The day shall come when all of you and your brethen shall rot underneath my toenails! I curse you, you, you, and you! (pointing at Cid, Cait Sith, Vincent, and Cloud). Cloud: eek ...? I don't get it... Cait Sith: eek I think he's snapped... Vincent: eek ...!!!11!!!1 *Yuffie comes over* Yuffie: Um, have you guys seen my happy pills? Cloud: What happy pills? Yuffie: The ones that my doctor prescribed me. They're happy ninja pills, and shouldn't be taken by the average person. *Cid can be seen in the distance mixing some strange medication with his tea. Where he got the tea, no one knows.* Yuffie: OMFG! My happy ninja pills! Cid, DON'T DO IT!!!! The others: ...? Cid: You, you're Yuffie, aren't you? The one that called me an Old mAn? YOU LITTLE B!TCH!!! Tonight, you die at the hands of CID-CID-CID-CID-CID-CID, the most bitchin ninja this side of Rocket Town! Haiyaaa~~~~~~~!!!!!11!1 ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja twisted That made me laugh out loud and it woke up my parents. xd sweatdrop
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Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 12:23 pm
StrawberrieIceCream Aoi akai aoao ama aeris: you know what tifa. tifa: what? aeris: you can have cloud tifa: reall?! thank you but why? Aeris: well the other night I found out he has a hard time getting it up. I guess he cant because his hair is already to horny. plus he doesnt like black leather, hand cuffs, and wooden paddles. how was I suppose to know he didnt like be but raped with a wooden handle. I'm mean why dd he spend so much time with Sephiroth if he didnt like buttsex? Tifa: eek sweatdrop Tifa: Because he was too busy sexing up Zack. Aeris: What, MY ZACKIE-POO? eek Tifa: Well, go ask Vincent. They were doing it against the door to his crypt. ***Flashback 5 years ago*** Cloud: Oh yeah, Zack, got you right where you liked it, eh? Zack: Oh Cloud, you're so great! *smooching sounds* Vincent, who was just minding his own business, wallowing away in his endless pit of angst, was disturbed from his slumber by the sound of two young soldiers "getting their funk on." Vincent: Damn kids, why can't they f*ck somewhere else? Don't they know I'm sleeping here? ~various sounds that are too inappropriate to describe echo in the basement~ Vincent: ....Okay, apparently, they don't. Maybe if I just ignore them, they'll go away... ~5 hours later, and they're still going at it~ Vincent: ....... I really, really want to die. But only after I kill those two first. ***End Flashback*** Aeris: eek eek eek eek eek eek eek eek eek eek Tifa: Yeah, that's how I reacted at first. sweatdrop
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Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 12:27 pm
I dont know if anyone remebers what I posted in here probably 20 or 30 pages ago, but maybe I should draw that scene. ^_^
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Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 12:30 pm
Don Corneo: I'm taking a vow of Chastity!
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Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 12:41 pm
Eh what the what they hay this was buried like 50 pages might as well re post it. For the people who hadnt read it.
(( barret and cloud just after tifa jumped off the train going to blow up the next reactor))
Cloud: Is my a** really spikey???
Barret: White boy just get your a** out of here.
Cloud: I mean i could work out and get the spikeyness out.
Barret: Shut the !%$@ up and jump!!!
sceanario 2
(( cloud in in don coreno mansion when when tifa and aeris break in))
Cloud: Jeezus could ya come back later i havent even reached 2nd base yet!!!
Senario 3
(( Cloud, Barret, Cid, Vinceint celebrating in a bar after they save the world ))
Cid: *hic* which one of u numbskulls would you like to do!!! I mean have noticed yuffie's shorts are always unbuttoned and the zipper is always down whooo weee!!
Vincient: Im sorry ill never love again * downs a beer* you know what scew that #@% Lucreica. Tifa's got some big knockers though.
Barret: Damn why are white ppl so ingorant, i pity the fool hmm but yeah id do yuffie, but id want to kill her and becuse that #@#$ would sneak of with materia before i woke up.
Cloud : True dat
*Reeve walks in*
Cid: who the @#$% are u
Reeve : you guys didnt invite me, im cait sith. well i was controlling that damn robot
*everyone* oh yeah
Cloud : too bad Aeris is dead, man i wanted to bone her
Vincent: yeah that b*****d sephiroth killed her,..... i got on idea lets go kill him
Cid: we did!!! like an hour ago.
Vincinet: oh yeah
Cid: WTF why are u even talking with us, your made of monsters now, do u even have..... well u know?
Vincent: umm you know i dont know , i have been asleep for liek 20 years. * awkward silence* yeah i still got plumbing ahahaahahahah
Barret: Cloud howd we come to know these guys?!?!?!
Cloud: hell if i know.
Cloud: hey Cid have u and Sara ever done the hippity dippity??
Cid: WTF , well maybe once or twice
Cloud : i Knew it!!!! no wonder she wasnt so mad at u , you must be pleasing her all the time lol
Cid : .......
Barret: Why dont u hook up with Tifa, Cloud?
Cloud: I dunno, maybe because i liked aeris more, but since shes gone well im going with Tifa then
Barret: good call, *thinks for a second* damn everyones coupled up cept for me and vinceint
Cid: theres always Yuffie
Vinicent: umm id rather be gay, hey Barret
Barret: dont even say it boy.
Vincent : hey im only kidding
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Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 12:45 pm
Gash Rain Eh what the what they hay this was buried like 50 pages might as well re post it. For the people who hadnt read it. (( barret and cloud just after tifa jumped off the train going to blow up the next reactor)) Cloud: Is my a** really spikey??? Barret: White boy just get your a** out of here. Cloud: I mean i could work out and get the spikeyness out. Barret: Shut the !%$@ up and jump!!! sceanario 2 (( cloud in in don coreno mansion when when tifa and aeris break in)) Cloud: Jeezus could ya come back later i havent even reached 2nd base yet!!! Senario 3 (( Cloud, Barret, Cid, Vinceint celebrating in a bar after they save the world )) Cid: *hic* which one of u numbskulls would you like to do!!! I mean have noticed yuffie's shorts are always unbuttoned and the zipper is always down whooo weee!! Vincient: Im sorry ill never love again * downs a beer* you know what scew that #@% Lucreica. Tifa's got some big knockers though. Barret: Damn why are white ppl so ingorant, i pity the fool hmm but yeah id do yuffie, but id want to kill her and becuse that #@#$ would sneak of with materia before i woke up. Cloud : True dat *Reeve walks in* Cid: who the @#$% are u Reeve : you guys didnt invite me, im cait sith. well i was controlling that damn robot *everyone* oh yeah Cloud : too bad Aeris is dead, man i wanted to bone her Vincent: yeah that b*****d sephiroth killed her,..... i got on idea lets go kill him Cid: we did!!! like an hour ago. Vincinet: oh yeah Cid: WTF why are u even talking with us, your made of monsters now, do u even have..... well u know? Vincent: umm you know i dont know , i have been asleep for liek 20 years. * awkward silence* yeah i still got plumbing ahahaahahahah Barret: Cloud howd we come to know these guys?!?!?! Cloud: hell if i know. Cloud: hey Cid have u and Sara ever done the hippity dippity?? Cid: WTF , well maybe once or twice Cloud : i Knew it!!!! no wonder she wasnt so mad at u , you must be pleasing her all the time lol Cid : ....... Barret: Why dont u hook up with Tifa, Cloud? Cloud: I dunno, maybe because i liked aeris more, but since shes gone well im going with Tifa then Barret: good call, *thinks for a second* damn everyones coupled up cept for me and vinceint Cid: theres always Yuffie Vinicent: umm id rather be gay, hey Barret Barret: dont even say it boy. Vincent : hey im only kidding
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Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 12:49 pm
*In Wutai scene where Turks team up with Cloud* Don Corneo: I have an announcement, I've been in the closet this whole time. I chose Cloud because I knew he was just a man in a dress. I acted like I didn't know so he'd feel succesful. I could have sent my advanced soldiers to kick his a**, but instead I let my low level soldiers to fight Aeris and Tifa. Which would also make it easier for you escape. I love being around you, Cloud. I love your hair, I love your eyes, and if only that ginormous buster sword were the same size as you d*ck. so...what do you say...sweety? *walks closer to Cloud* Cloud: eek heart Yea.... *Gun shot* Vincent: Got ya * Aeris' theme <--play this through the rest of the scene.* Cloud: Don! crying *runs over to don's bloody body* Don: Cloud....I....I....Love....you....so....mu... *another gunshot, but to Don's head* Cloud: *whiney four year old voice* Vincent stop it! You big meanie! *slaps rapidly. (shown in slow motion)* Vincent:what the hell did I do? Cloud: You killed my true love!!!! Aeris:Hey!!!!! scream crying Aeris' theme
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Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 2:44 pm
... Woah, I thought Aeris was dead by then.. O_O
eek
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Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 3:08 pm
Deaths Apprentice ... Woah, I thought Aeris was dead by then.. O_O eek You can play that sidequest on disc one though. 3nodding Meaning that you can, but only on disc 1.
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