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 Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 7:33 pm
Granted. But instead of biting you, it will now piss on you every day when you get home. You will develop a permanent smell of dog piss, and no matter how many times you bathe, it won't go away. This will cause you to lose all your friends and any chance of getting a girlfriend. You'll eventually become so miserably lonely that you'll kill yourself. Your dog will become a stray, and come to piss on your grave daily.
I wish my "friend" would leave me alone, so I can stop dealing with her roller coaster of emotions.
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Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2008 10:51 am
Wish granted. You're 'friend' will leave you alone, but she will now bother your other friends until she finally snaps and kills all of them. After she kills them, rumors spread and make it so that you can never make another friends again.
I wish I could live to see the entire universe and everything in it.
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Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 11:36 am
Arcken Aphyx Triblood Wish granted. You're 'friend' will leave you alone, but she will now bother your other friends until she finally snaps and kills all of them. After she kills them, rumors spread and make it so that you can never make another friends again.
I wish I could live to see the entire universe and everything in it. Granted, upon see the universe and everything in it you learn all the secrets and your head explodes because of the info. Also, before that you see your parents having sex. I wish for more jello.
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Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 11:15 am
Granted, you eat so much jello that you become obese and blow up.
I wish my boyfriend and I would stop fighting so much.
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Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 5:56 pm
worthless emo soup Granted, you eat so much jello that you become obese and blow up.
I wish my boyfriend and I would stop fighting so much. granted, however the fighting was actually the passion holding your relationship together so you have a terrible breakup. I wish I could transfigure matter into other substances.
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Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 7:48 pm
Granted, but you end up tranfiguring your body into a carrot, then you are devoured by a hobo who is launched into a black hole soon afterwards.
I wish I had more time in the day to finish my homework.
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Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 6:54 pm
Granted, the number of hours a day has been bumped up to 28. But that ******** up the whole calendar and rotation of the Earth, causing it to go spinning out of control and into the sun, thus burning us all to death.
I wish I could never get sick.
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Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 8:10 pm
Granted, the number of hours a day has been bumped up to 28. But that ******** up the whole calendar and rotation of the Earth, causing it to go spinning out of control and into the sun, thus burning us all to death.
I wish I could never get sick.
Granted but you are now dead.
I wish Sarah Palin would go away and never try to run for any government position.
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Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 7:20 pm
Granted,but later on in 2012, she will lead an army of Robot Nazis to kill us all.
I wish i had the Daft Punk helmets.
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Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 7:06 am
Granted but you must live the rest of your life with one stuck to your head...which admitidly isn't that bad.
I wish pushing daisies wasn't cancelled....agian.
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Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 9:58 pm
Granted, now a malfunctioning piece of set equipment blows up and kills half the main cast.
I wish there were no deadlines for anything!
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Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 1:06 pm
Granted, but now everyone just puts off everything and it takes them years to do it, if not even more, including the stuff you want done from others fast.
I wish I had a wish that nothing could go wrong with. razz blaugh
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Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 8:05 am
Granted, you now have this wish that nothing could go wrong with, but the person next to you spontaneously combusts and accidently takes you with them.
(I guess that works lol sweatdrop )
I wish that my mother's dogs would stop shitting and pissing everywhere in the house.
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Posted: Sat Apr 25, 2009 10:52 pm
Granted. The walls fall down and they are no longer voiding their bowls IN the house.
I wish I had a pet flying muffin.
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Posted: Sat May 23, 2009 10:33 am
Granted the pet shop/bakery had a special on Flying Muffins, and they give you one fore free. Early the next morning you are half asleep and eat your cute pet. Pet flying muffins are poisous and though you don't die you now have an uncontrollable case of projectile vomiting like the exorcist...
I wish that the annoying blond (from M.E.P.S) who calls me Hannah Montana cuz she thinks its 'funny' would get to go to boot camp with me and for one of the stick fighting matches she would be my partner so I can and do kick her a** without getting in trouble.
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