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 Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 7:41 am
A: Because they have insomnia
Q: Why is Dervos never around very often?
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Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 7:46 am
Because you hate me gonk
How can hearts break?
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Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 7:48 am
A: Expecting too much from others.
Q: Why do people enjoy reality tv so much?
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Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 7:49 am
It give the monkeys meaning too life Where did my shoes go>.
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Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 7:59 am
Under your brain
where do babies come from?
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Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 8:00 am
From Ohio
When did we ever get Ice Cream!?!
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Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 8:26 am
A. err (finishes eating ice cream) well not me thats for sure.
Q. Why do adults say "If you fall out that tree and break your legs don't come running to me"?
(((((I was actually eating ice cream as I read your question)))))
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Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 8:34 am
A. because they think you can run with no legs
Q. Why does my wall look like a jack-in-the-box exploded on it?
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Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 8:46 am
A: Because Jack was in the box for so long!
Q: Why is my workplace awesome?
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Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 11:22 am
A: Because they make room for your wings.
Q: Why is my hair pink?
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Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 11:25 am
A) Because a -rabid weasel mrgreen - dunked your head in a can of pink die so now your hair is permanetly pink.
Q) I have ONE apple and ONE lemon, which one will win the wrestling match?
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Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 11:39 am
A: The lemon because it cheats and squirts acid.
Q: Who is the king of the world?
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Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 12:25 pm
A(?): Who's to say it should be a king?
Q: Wouldn't it be cool it you could freeze a heart then break it? (no pun intended)
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Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 12:30 pm
A: I guess, but you'd have a lot to clean up once it thaws...
Q: Why is it so hard to concentrate on work right now?
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Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 12:33 pm
Q: which witch is which?
A: the one that's mean you get it.
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