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 Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 2:20 pm
(I'd most likely use them both. I kinda wanna do a few DBZ abridged jokes, myself.)
Suddenly, a large, fat, pink skinned man, at least I think it was a man, landed by Frieza.
The fat one was accompanied by a rather elegant, feminine looking man with green skin, who wore the same armor as Frieza. "Lord Frieza, let us handle these pests." He offered.
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Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 2:51 pm
(WHOOOO XD)
"No offense to homosexuals when I say this," said Knuckles, raising his eyebrows, "But did you hire especially flamboyant soilders on purpose?"
"Seems like it." Shadow said, cracking his neck. He looked at the green one. "Let's go, pretty boy."
"Guess that leaves me with fatty over here." Sonic said, smirking slightly at the pink alien.
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Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 2:58 pm
Zarbon smirked. "As if you could take me." He mocked Shadow, firing a barrage of energy at him.
Dodoria growled at Sonic, rushing at the blue haired mutant.
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Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 3:25 pm
Sonic vanished. "Looking for me?" He asked, grinning. He was behind Dodoria.
Shadow held out his hands infront of him.The energy hit his palms, then disappeared. He let his arms fall to his sides. "Let's see here," said the hedgehog mutant casually, "I believe you shot this at me, correct? Well then, I should return it." He fired the energy that he absorbed back at Zarbon.
(Too bad he wouldn't be able to do that with, like, Frieza's energy beams. That would be helpful)
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Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 10:58 am
Dodoria growled, turning to Sonic. "Why, you!!" "He" roared, swinging a large, pink arm at Sonic.
Zarbon managed to avoid the blast. "Seems you're stronger than I thought. However, we've only JUST begun." Said the effeminate alien.
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Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 11:09 am
Sonic ducked, giving Dodoria a fist to the gut, breaking through the....thing's armor.
"Yes, we have. I'm not very intimidated by a man who wears a thong."
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Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 11:15 am
Dodoria groaned in pain. "Damn...that's fast." He said.
Zarbon smirked at Shadow. "If a man can look this fabulous, and STILL have a girlfriend, his heterosexuality knows no bounds." He said.
Vegeta smirked. "I bet anything his girlfriend's name is Chuck." He He joked.
(edited)
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Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 11:29 am
(Why did it need to be edited? :3 I didn't see it before it was, so I'm just wondering)
"Well then, Mr. Fabulous." Shadow smirked, "Pull up your frilly stockings, tighten your thong, and get the ******** off my planet before I make you."
"Got that right." Sonic grinned, stepping back. He punched, aiming for Dodoria's face.
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Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 11:53 am
(I accidentally put Vegeta's name where Shadow's was when I first posted it)
Zarbon glared at Shadow, firing a volley of blasts at him.
Dodoria glared at Sonic, then fired a blast at him.
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Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 12:43 pm
Shadow raised his hand and whacked the blasts away one by one. "That really all you have?" he taunted, "Last I checked, Frieza hired the best. If this is the best, I wonder how different the worst is."
(Wait, so Dodoria isn't going to reply to Sonic trying to punch him in the face? XD)
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Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 12:58 pm
(the blast WAS the reply. Sonic should be fast enough to dodge.)
Zarbon glared. "I normally don't do this so soon, but you just won't die when I want you to. Prepare for my TRUE form." He said. His body gained mass, his face morphed into that of a monster, and his power lever got even higher. "I'MMA RAPE YA, b***h!!!" He roared in his monstrous new voice, rushing Shadow like a bullet train.
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Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 1:18 pm
(Ohhhhh okay. My bad XD)
"Woah!" Sonic jumped back, bending backwards like he was limboing to avoid the blast.
Shadow leaped outo fthe way, extending his leg to kick Zarbon on the face.
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Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 1:27 pm
Dodoria smirked, rushing Sonic while he was limboing, dropping an arm on him like an axe.
Zarbon got kicked in the face, but he got back up, flying into the air and bombing Shadow with energy.
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Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 1:32 pm
Sonic did a roundhouse kick. It was good for two things: Spinning away to dodge Dodoria's arm; Kicking Dodoria in the face.
Shadow landed on his feet. He saw the energy and absorbed one of the beams, then jumped into the air to avoid the rest and threw it at Zarbon.
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Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 5:41 pm
Zarbon dodged the blast, but a blur of blue and black rushed him, actually impaling his fist into Zarbon's stomach.
Vegeta charged a massive blast, then blew his load all over the alien's insides....no homo! The blast ripped Zarbon apart, sending him flying. "Freaky Alien Genotype." He said.
Dodoria got kicked in the face, growling at Sonic again. "Just die already!"
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