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 Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 4:00 pm
blaugh
^for using the imperous curse to convince people kill the whales
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Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 5:23 pm
^Felony Grammar. Because of the utter lack of capitalized letters in your writings, the ministry has become suspicious that they contain a spy code. They will hold you at Azkaban while they attempt to decipher this code.
((True fact: the poet e.e. cummings never used capital letters in anything, not even his name [hence, the reason why I didn't capitalize his name]. The French government did, indeed, arrest him for "Felony Grammar".))
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Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 7:00 pm
(interesting fact btw, Alutian)
^For holding the unicorns inside a padlocked area even as they wailed, "Let my people (friends, fellow unicorns, etc) go." xp
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Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 4:21 pm
^for illegally breeding unicorns with the power of speech and selling them to Alutian
( rofl Felony Grammar. 4laugh )
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Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 4:40 pm
^For dressing up as one of those unicorns and fooling us all
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Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 8:09 pm
^Her and her windy hair got me sick!!^
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Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 4:38 pm
^for stealing Filch's cat
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Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 7:02 am
^Attempted to rob Gringotts.
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Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 8:17 am
^For wearing Slytherin colors when you're in Ravenclaw^
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Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 8:48 am
^for torturing the first years
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Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 2:58 pm
^for handing out poisoned chocolates
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Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 6:08 pm
^Selling cursed books.
And these aren't Slytherin colors. I'm not wearing silver; I'm wearing gold.
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Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 7:39 pm
^for fraternizing with the enemy
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Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 10:04 am
^for popping out of flowers and scaring people
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Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 1:26 pm
^for hanging a fox around your neck
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