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 Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 9:56 pm
my band director was having a bad day and was experiencing a speech impediment... anyways the assistant director was named ms moore, well, he called he ms. whore, and she got offended, saying, did you jsut call me a whore? and thye kept up arguing until he ends the arguement, saying at least your a hot whore...
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Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 11:49 am
our band teacher is a dork... big time... he looks like a asian squirrel, yep 3nodding well, we got him to say skeet skeet skeet over and over, and then once on the way to a trip, I was in his truck and there was some guy drummers too, and he started talking about how he could shut up his friends wife... I'll let you use your imagination, it was bad. he also was speeding around this cliff, with his body out the window taking a picture... yes I saw my life flash before me.
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Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 12:07 pm
"This song has to be fire and naked and all that other exciting stuff."
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Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 1:10 pm
my middle school band director told us whenever the old music teacher would get mad she'd tell all the kids to put down their instruments, sit on their hands, and finger their parts
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Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 6:05 pm
Miss Dugger called one of my class mates a "Rotten Apple" And so she quit band for a while. The one that was called a Rotten Apple.
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Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 2:54 pm
Me: Psst, Kyle. Sign my yearbook. (Don't let H catch you.)
Him: Okay. *takes it and signs* (He wouldn't care anyway.) *hands it back*
Hartmetz: Oh, any yearbooks signed in this rehearsal are mine. *didn't see this, thankfully*
Kyle: o.0;;; Wow.
Me: Told ya.
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Hartmetz: *drops his baton, while conducting, and it hits Farsa* *stops conducting* I hope I don't do that at the concert...I remember this one band I played for, the conductor lost his baton straight at the oboes. They dodged like this *leans to left*, and then it hit the guy in the second row. I couldn't stop laughing for like, 12 measures 'cause the oboes never stopped playing even when they dodged, and the guy's face was like 'What the heck was that?'. Ahahaha!
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Who is Puffer Fish Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 3:49 pm
im not in band (guard) so i didnt hear this first one.
spears: "cut that mickey mouse clubhouse crap!"
...he also is known for throwing stands at students. x.x
me and my friend and our b/fs at the time were caught hugging (omg, no pda!) and the BDs called the guys into their office.
spears: "now, this is not a pettin zoo, ya hear?"
me after hearing this later: "what!? is he calling us animals!?"
the band makes all kinds of jokes about this particular BD.
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Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 8:09 pm
In reference to a contrabass clarinet:
"You finger, I'll blow."
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Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 9:10 pm
*stops band In middle of practice* You know Courtney Im a great Hair Stylist
"OH s**t ITS THE PICCOLO!EVERY DUCK!"
my BD does more funny things then he says >>
Its a pretty great classes
Cripe:"7th grade boys scream the best,
Me:How would you know Mr.Cripe.
Cripe:MMMMMM.....WAIT WHAT!?"
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Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 3:59 pm
H: *about to start conducting the concert*
Cellphone in audience: *rings*
H: -_- That reminds me! *turns around* Take this time to turn off your phones, people. That happens to me all the time at concerts, I forget to turn mine off and halfway through I'm like 'Nobody call me, please...' *turns back to us* Luckily, nobody ever calls me anyway...
Us: XDD
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Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 6:09 pm
Once, our assistant band director said, "go to box C". Everyone looked at him and said, "But, they're circles? O_o;" He turned red and yelled, "NO, IT'S A BOX!" And a sax jumped up and said, "learn your shapes!"
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Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 10:34 am
"You would make a great french horn player. You have just the right balance of humility and being an a**."
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Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 11:26 am
The only good story I have was when all three bands were joining together for a big concert. We were all in the auditorium, and our band director started to give us the 'you guys are so good, I'm looking forward to the concert tonight' talk. Somewhere in there, he said "You guys are my fantasy", which caused the bass clarinets to crack up.
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Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 7:41 am
My band director is so funny!!! Hes always telling us if we don't be quite or do something right, he'll throw his shoe at us, of course with love heart !! I think hes pretty kick a** and i miss him since skewl is over crying ... oh yea he also tellS us some prettyy hilarious storys of his young life!!
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Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 5:26 pm
H: Oh! I have this flyer over here...*walks to bullitin board and pulls it off, starts to walk back*...about this Japanese band...
Allison: XDDD
Everyone: ...
*later*
H: Remember, Allison...drugs kill.
Her: What?
H: Drugs kill. "Japanese band HAHAHA!"
Her: >_> I know, I know...
(No drugs were involved in the stupidity of my badn class.)
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