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 Posted: Sat Aug 14, 2010 2:00 pm
raises an eyebrow and uses one as a double slingshot, eventually getting into a large slingshot war with said bras. A rock hits me in the mouth, knocking a few teeth loose. I choke on the teeth.
I drop a zombie survival guide.
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Posted: Sat Aug 14, 2010 2:12 pm
( Lol BRA WAR!!! Cool idea)
I pick up the zombie survival guide and open it....after reading a few pages I find a glob of what I think is green apple jelly so I take some on my finger and lick it. I instantly transform into a zombie and some guy shoots me in the head after I try to eat his BRAINS blaugh !!!!
I drop a green apple lollipop! LoL!!!
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Posted: Sat Aug 14, 2010 4:33 pm
Irony! Being turned into a zombie because you read a zombie survival guide. >.<
I take the lollipop and dip it in rat poison, then approach an owl with a graduation cap. "Mr. Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?"
"Well let's find out. A one, a two-hooo, a three..." he drops dead and I take the money from his graduation cap. But then a windowless van full of owls with graduation caps comes and bundles me into the van, before beating me up and then putting me in a straight jacket and cement shoes, and dumping me into a river.
I drop the owl's graduation cap.
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Posted: Sat Aug 14, 2010 5:16 pm
I pick up the graduation cap and put it on my head. Just then, MelonMan comes to the door and gives me several melons. Just then it is revealed that the graduation cap was made of plastic explosives and they explode.
I drop several watermelons.
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Posted: Sat Aug 14, 2010 5:35 pm
I pick up watermellon, I take it home and cut it up to find a big jucie watermellon that has green stuff coming out of it I say "O what the heck I have had white castle with dead worms this cant be that bad" I eat it and it tastes the best I eat it all the next day I faint and an alien pop out out of my stomich and I die, I drop a ballpoint clickable pen without the spring
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Posted: Sat Aug 14, 2010 5:56 pm
I pick up the pen,but it won't make a clicking sound. I then think i am deaf and blame the alien standing before,so i get into a fight wit it,and it shoots me,causeing me to drop a mochilla(bakpak)
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Posted: Sat Aug 14, 2010 9:58 pm
I pick up the backpack and stick my head inside it. Then a random person comes and zips it up causing me to suffocate.
I drop a leaf.
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Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 1:09 pm
I pick up the leaf and it soon becomes apparent that I'm highly allergic to the plant it came from and I DIE!!!! sadness xd
I drop a skimpy bikini!!! LoL blaugh
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Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 1:24 pm
I find the bikini and run home to put in on. I then go to the beach, and a person sees me, the kidnap me and drive me to there house, were I get raped and he kills me.
I drop a "yield" sign.
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Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 6:10 pm
Dressed in black knight armor and on horseback, I pick up the yield sign and hold it like a lance. "Yield, sir knight!" I say to the opposing white knight, brandishing my sign. We charge each other and both get direct hits, only he had an actual lance where I had a mere street sign... so i died. burning_eyes
A fax machine happens to fall out of my saddle bag.
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Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 9:30 pm
I pik up the fax machine. Since itz the medival ages i get tried as a witch cause very1 tinks itz magic. I am found guilty and hung.
I then drop a ballpoint pen.
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Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2010 6:56 pm
I open my mouth in awe looking at it, and shake it causing ink to go into my mouth, I die a day later because of ink poisoning.
I drop a code to get into are 51
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Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2010 7:00 pm
I find the code then get into area 51, however F.B.I agents are everywhere! so i run as fats as i can into a secret chamber,full of aliens. They ask me if i waz the one who fought wit their brother. I respond by trying to get bak out the door,but their mind powers hav the door locked. They also use their mind powers to kill me.
I then drop an F.B.I. wallet which i grabbed on my way in.
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Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2010 1:44 pm
I pick up the wallet and try to bring it to the proper authorities, but on my way a plane falls from the sky and lands on me.
I drop a work out machine.
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Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2010 5:11 pm
Walking in the middle of nowhere I spot a crashed plane. Upon approching the plane I notice the workout machine a instanly forget the plane or the lady crushed under it and try to trun on the machine....... gonk Darn! no power out here in the middle of nowhere so a huge owl attacts me a I DIE!... (apperently it wasnt amused that i didnt find another way to get the machine to work)
I drop a list a of exotic baby names!
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