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 Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 8:43 am
"this is your real deal sex appeal, the Miz!"
Morrison: "and I'm John Morrison and if I was leading the war on terror we would have won already and gas would only be 50 cents a gallon."
*Miz gives Morrison an odd look* "yea...... anyways this is your weekly reminder to tune into the Dirt Sheet again. because we have yet again done something only in the way that we do things."
Morrison: "that's right, we hold a sance to contact the spirit of Paul Bearer (last seen on WWE television getting buried in cement) with the help of Mike Adamle and Funaki."
"and wait until the show wraps up and you see Mike Adamle's reaction as we call him a loser. it's one of the top funniest moments from our show now. even Doink thought it was hilarious."
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Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 11:33 am
*is too busy sleeping with a Colin Delaney plushie, while sitting cross-legged in t he floor to listen to any of Miz's stupid ramblings*
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Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 8:53 pm
HHH Triple H Change It too WWE to HHH domokun Friday night TRIPLE H Monday Night HHH ECW HHH domokun Divas will be call HHH DIVAS pirate Yeah, right! You refuse to work Tuesdays damnit! mad
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Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 9:48 pm
Mr. McMahon HHH Triple H Change It too WWE to HHH domokun Friday night TRIPLE H Monday Night HHH ECW HHH domokun Divas will be call HHH DIVAS pirate Yeah, right! You refuse to work Tuesdays damnit! mad *jerks awake* huh? *squeezes plushie*
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Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 7:56 am
Mr. McMahon HHH Triple H Change It too WWE to HHH domokun Friday night TRIPLE H Monday Night HHH ECW HHH domokun Divas will be call HHH DIVAS pirate Yeah, right! You refuse to work Tuesdays damnit! mad **Remmebers what he said, and what paul hayman said at ECW one night stand in 2005.** stare "I have Family Vince to take care of so you can keep you peace of crap ECW, and that Family is your daughter, and youR Grandson." twisted "Dad!!" twisted "Hehehhe."
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Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 10:27 am
HHH Triple H Rowdy if that happend they will have to call me the 98 king of kings. dramallama McMahon Do i need to take you down memory road. A DX Memory Road mad "98 King of Kings? I don't think you deserve 98 titles, much less 98 seconds holding a world title as champ."
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Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 7:32 pm
"during RAW I made sure Kennedy realized his mistake. I made Kennedy know what he did was wrong. and you can bet that I'm gonna keep beating the knowledge into Kennedy until he sees the err of his ways..... or until Regal is given his job back and can beat Kennedy up himself."
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Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 9:32 pm
HHH Triple H Mr. McMahon HHH Triple H Change It too WWE to HHH domokun Friday night TRIPLE H Monday Night HHH ECW HHH domokun Divas will be call HHH DIVAS pirate Yeah, right! You refuse to work Tuesdays damnit! mad **Remmebers what he said, and what paul hayman said at ECW one night stand in 2005.** stare "I have Family Vince to take care of so you can keep you peace of crap ECW, and that Family is your daughter, and youR Grandson." twisted "Dad!!" twisted "Hehehhe."
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Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 9:34 pm
EPIC ANNOUNCEMENT FROM MR. MCMAHON
With the money I collected off the floor from Floyd Mayweather, I'm going to start giving away the mon-ay each and every week on RAW. I thank you.
-Mr. McMahon
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Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 1:13 pm
*walks around holding his head muttering curses to Big Show under his breath*
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Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 2:16 pm
Rowdy_RoddyPiper HHH Triple H Rowdy if that happend they will have to call me the 98 king of kings. dramallama McMahon Do i need to take you down memory road. A DX Memory Road mad "98 King of Kings? I don't think you deserve 98 titles, much less 98 seconds holding a world title as champ." "That's why I am the wwe champ since Backlash." mad
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Posted: Sat May 31, 2008 3:44 pm
*has Tripsie's sledgehammer and is painting it Black and green,because she's bored.*
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Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 6:40 am
"this is a reminder for everyone to go watch the latest Dirt Sheet, I'd also like to add that I'm currently shooting a short auto-biographical picture about my rise to superstardom. now this week the Miz accompanies me as I go inside virtual reality and attempt to cut the Big Show down to size. amazingly he goes down faster than Stephanie McMahon.... but anyways after taking that bizarre trip there's only one thing left to say..... *mocks Keanu Reeves* I know kung-fu. this has been a message from your current WWE tag team champion and future 2-time ECW champion, be jealous."
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Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 9:03 pm
John Hennigan amazingly he goes down faster than Stephanie McMahon....
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Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 6:49 am
"quit making such ugly faces old man. the A-list Elitist only speaks the truth."
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