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Oh sure. Blame the ex.

Aww, you know I loves ya 4laugh

Seasonal hazard. What can ya do?

*Kicks the boiler room door back open. The bruising around the neck now healed. Comes out with a pipe wrench and a mallet.*

Freaking whack jobs, the lot of them! stressed

*Looks around for a sharp metal object.*

Where's the meat cleaver?! scream

Thanks, sweetie.

confused

Do I still get to call you "sweetie", in an affectionate but not attempting to tick off Rex way?

*Shakes head.*

Right. Cleaver.

*Retrieves meat cleaver.*

Now then, time to count me some coup.

*Heads out.*

*Sticks head back in.*

Let me know if you want to help. There'll be some general thuggery involved.

You're going to have to ask Rex about that.

Very good, now here's the deal.

I got a call a couple days ago from this nutty broad, May. Knew her from a few years back. She's boo hooing because she says some uncle of hers is about to kick the bucket and wanted to be absolved be croaking, and askes me to do it.

Well, I head over there and handle the matter, and I'm not two steps out the door when someone yells the place has been robbed and they all start looking at me.

Long story short she wasn't his niece, she has a s**t load of his loot, I got lynched twice over the matter, and I'm fairly pissed about the whole thing.

Now, she's holed up in Huldre territiory, which is a huge ******** problem because it's also in on the Nymian border. I'm still in the Nymian King's good graces, and I've bribed the proper holy men get us past Shoudite Templars, but those damned pirate farmers are all over the ******** place and I'm not planning on getting kidnapped ********, anyone that's got a weird head, that doesn't look like a cat is fair game. Still in?