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 Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 7:16 pm
I went into Lurk World. ninja
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Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 7:17 pm
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Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 7:21 pm
...Anyway... xd
In that case!
Well, first of all when the zombies come I will have already been living in style. The future dictator of the entire world. I will have nearly unlimited resources, and there will be no mercy for my enemies.
When the zombies come I would expect it would first sprout from wal-mart, where it is widely known that evil smileys are being brought to life daily with wal-marts evil plans. I will have fought to bring them down, but there were to many.
One of the smileys escapes into the outside world, jumping from a price tag and ripping the flesh off a customer. Immediately the helpless smiley is killed, but it is to late. That customer is now infected with smile-idess..a deadly zombie disease. She attacks the nearest employee who, once infected, infiltrates the ruling council of wal-mart and infects them.
Soon the world is swarming with zombie walmart minions. Picking people off the streets to be placed in there giant fondue pot of destruction! surprised People will run, there will be terror, but there will be no sanctuary...for any not in my favor. twisted
At the first sign of zombie attack, I will have had agents everywhere, monitoring the situation, I will go to my secretly made secret underground bunker which has been secretly installed with 50 yard titanium plates, radiation shields, the best military technology, the largest army ever seen by man, and a dog...yes..a dog.
There is of course much more to my underground bunker, but I will leave that to your imagination, as anything you can imagine is there smile .
Of course now the zombies, with lack of anything to eat, will come after my sanctuary, where there is food aplenty. I will slam the concret/metal/electricity/force field/thing door shut in their faces, no doubt squishing a few.
They wil then no doubt attempt to get in other ways, finding that digging is useless, they will attempt to gain access through air vents, I will have lattices of lasers and razor wire to destroy any such attempts. As well as marines on patrol.
Now completely safe in my bunker, I will look to the upcoming threat of having to stay there forever. Sure I will have already been in complete luxery, having put everything I could possibly need in my bunker. But staying in that lonely hunk of rock may get a bit...lonely after a while.
So I will have planned ahead of time to have nukes secretly placed all around the world, these nukes are special, their radiation fades in seconds, but stays long enough to kill things...such as zombies.
I will launch these bombs at all corners of the earth, destroying any and all signs of zombie life, humans of course will be immune to the destruction, I wouldn't harm my loyal servants...right away.
So after the smoke clears I will emerge from my haven, accompied by my marines aplenty. And should a surviving zombie leap out of the rubble before me...I will shoot it. biggrin
The end.
xd
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Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 7:21 pm
DATA COLLECTION PROCESS INITIATED
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Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 7:21 pm
It's when I put on my wizard's cap and robe, and start lurking around my house and/or the interwebs.
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Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 7:22 pm
O_O Does wasabi have a picture of this?
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Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 7:23 pm
why lurk when theres people to talk to? xp
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Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 7:24 pm
Yeah really!
By the way Riv...that's my zombie plan xd
Above 3nodding
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Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 7:25 pm
I tried to take a picture, but all that showed up was a blur. Because my lurking skills are too skillful to be caught on camera.
I don't know. I just felt like not talking, and lurking instead.
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Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 7:25 pm
*Pokes W h e e l*
SQUISHYNESS: 36%
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Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 7:26 pm
W h e e l Yeah really!
By the way Riv...that's my zombie plan xd
Above 3nodding i read it intresting xd xd @wasabi: i see sweatdrop i guess i will never understand why lurkers lurk i guess its just an acquired taste xp xp
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Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 7:28 pm
XxDARTH RIVLENxX W h e e l Yeah really!
By the way Riv...that's my zombie plan xd
Above 3nodding i read it intresting xd xd @wasabi: i see sweatdrop i guess i will never understand why lurkers lurk i guess its just an acquired taste xp xp
:p Wheel lurks all the time! It is spectacular! xd
So was the plan detailed enough for ya? whee
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Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 7:29 pm
Candy Overseer_010 *Pokes W h e e l* SQUISHYNESS: 36%
It's kind of like the same concept of being in a room full of people, and you just sit off by yourself for a little while and watch. xD Because you don't really feel like interacting with anyone.
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Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 7:30 pm
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Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 7:32 pm
W h e e l XxDARTH RIVLENxX W h e e l Yeah really!
By the way Riv...that's my zombie plan xd
Above 3nodding i read it intresting xd xd @wasabi: i see sweatdrop i guess i will never understand why lurkers lurk i guess its just an acquired taste xp xp
:p Wheel lurks all the time! It is spectacular! xd
So was the plan detailed enough for ya? whee i suppose you could have named the billions of zombies? confused @wasabi: but i do that all the time =/ maybe its just becuase i dont like to talk to anyone but my friends xd
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