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 Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 6:12 am
(Wow thanks alot..pity it can't be the church of the possible father) (Transamerica...love that movie!!)
Granted, you are trabsformed into a fly! Now you have 24 hours to enjoy buzzing through the sky...unless someone doesn't swat you first...
I wish, everytime I went to a bookstore the had what I wanted.
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Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 11:43 pm
Wish granted. But soon you got bored of all of the books and decided to give up on reading because you found out you liked it better when you had to actually look for the book.
I wish today was Friday already.
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Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 7:25 pm
Granted, but on Tuesday you were diagnosed with an incurable disease that killed you on Friday.
I wish there was always something I liked to watch on TV.
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Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 5:33 am
Granted, but you forget to pay your cable/satelite bills, and the company refuses to speak to you because of it.
I wish Gaia was a Virtual Reality World(you know, use Visors and controllers and navigate it that way)
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Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 1:42 pm
Granted, but you offend someone and get banned from Virtual Gaia with no hope of getting back in.
I wish I knew if I would pass Calculus.
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Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 4:26 pm
granted, but it turns out that no, you won't pass it. this means that you can't get into the college you wanted as well, or get the career you had hoped for. your life starts to spiral out of control!
I wish I would meet a new person.
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Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 6:35 am
Granted, but the new person you meet turns out to be a serial killer and you fit the profile.
I wish I had more time in every day so that I could study more.
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Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 7:36 pm
Granted, some random guy walks up to you and blows your brains out. Now you have all the time in the world to study but you suvive the shot with major brain damage.
I wish that I had a monkey.
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Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 10:32 am
Granted, but the monkey bites you and gives you some random uncurable disease and you die.
I wish for harsher punishment for probation violators. (Ha!)
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Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 5:39 pm
Granted. The harsher punishment is that they all have to stay at your place under house arrest for an undetermined amount of time.
I wish I could fly, walk through walls, and become invisible at will.
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Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 11:49 am
Granted you died and became an especially powerful ghost. Have fun living through eternity ALONE!
I wish I had a good book to read.
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Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 5:56 pm
Granted, but the book is so good, you get so absorbed into it that you never put it down and forget to eat and sleep, and soon die of exhaustion.
I wish I could get an A in biology.
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Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 6:36 am
Granted, but you fail all your other classes. You also find out that you are no longer able to pass any class other than Biology.
I wish that I could be provided with a good cup of coffee every morning (except in the summertime).
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Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 2:24 pm
Granted, everyday from now on exept in the summer you get awesome orgasmic coffee. What you don't know is that the coffee has rabes and that's why it tastes so good (Because every things better with rabes.)
I wish i was teh god at D&D.
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Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 9:20 pm
Wish granted, but after realizing you just became the 'god' o D&D, Chuck Norris came to your house and roundhouse kicked you in the face.
I wish my dog would stop biting me when I get home.
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