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 Posted: Sat Aug 21, 2010 4:08 am
I never sleep... Ever.
Where were you when the world was born?
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Posted: Sat Aug 21, 2010 5:28 am
Narnia.
How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb???
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Posted: Sat Aug 21, 2010 8:00 am
None. He simply stares it down until it submits and changes itself. How hard are you? 
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Posted: Sat Aug 21, 2010 1:54 pm
Let's have some fun! This beat is sick!
Concrete hard.
Are you stalking me?
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick!
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Posted: Sat Aug 21, 2010 2:13 pm
Why, yes! How'd you know? And have you noticed that I didn't have enough time to completely shut your underwear drawer before I left last night? What does the sun do to you?
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Posted: Sat Aug 21, 2010 3:23 pm
Murders me.
Are you answering my question right?
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Posted: Sat Aug 21, 2010 3:26 pm
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Posted: Sat Aug 21, 2010 3:36 pm
Let's have some fun! This beat is sick!
Because Chuck Norris will kill you if you don't!
Do you still serve breakfast after 11?
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick!
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Posted: Sat Aug 21, 2010 3:47 pm
Oh My God! It's Chuck Norris!
Oh My God! It's Chuck Norris?
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Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2010 4:38 am
Chuck Norris? That wimp? I take him at 1/100th of my strength. And with my hends and eyes tied behind my back! mrgreen
Who says I can't?
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Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2010 9:33 am
Well, for starters, I do. He'd only have to glare at you to send back into your mother's womb. If you were a magician, what would be your best trick?
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Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2010 10:39 am
Making the word "Chuck Norris" disappear off this page, and never return.
Why is the sky blue?
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Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2010 11:18 pm
So what's your favorite color,
It has something to do with the wind and an excess of leaves in the ocean.
Do you have any interesting pets?
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Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2010 1:40 am
Only my dragix. (1/2 dragon 1/2 phoenix)
Want to pet it?
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Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2010 4:46 am
Yes, my panda will be scared and will go away!
Do you love pandas?
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